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 |  Subject: PROMO:"99 Luft Balloons"| ??? Promo Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:55 am | |
| Due: Sunday December 22nd, at 11:59 PM EST ____________________ . Favorite Current Wrestlers:1. Sasha Banks 2. Becky Lynch 3. 4. 5. Favorite All-Time Wrestlers:Your dad |
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| | Subject: Re: PROMO:"99 Luft Balloons"| ??? Promo Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:32 am | |
| The show comes back from commercial break, as it is now focused onto the interview area backstage. In the area contains a white wall, a TV screen and well one douche bag interviewer. The interviewer is sporting a expensive black suit and business shoes, don't forget the retarded cocky smile he's showing. It is none other then the residential interviewer known as Brian Johnson. Brian has a mic in his hand and gets ready to talk.
-Brian Johnson-
"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to Vendetta. If you don't know already, I am Brian Johnson, aka the best interviewer in XWA history and this is an Interview staring me."
The fans roar with boo's.
-Brian Johnson-
"Tonight, I have a very special guest tonight, and mean special, I mean retarded. Please welcome back to XWA.. Um.... That Jersey Shore guy."
The camera zooms out as the not impressed Lucas O'Neal is shown. Lucas is wearing denim jeans and a Chucky T-shirt. Standing next to him is a man who looks to have dwarfism. The Dwarf is wearing shorts with a Ghost Busters T. Lucas O'Neal raises his mic.
-Lucas O'Neal-
"Dude... That's not cool. The name is Lucas O'Neal."
-Brian Johnson-
"Who?"
Lucas starts to get frustrated with Brian, as he shakes his head.
-Lucas O'Neal-
"Dude, you know who. The former RSD number 1 contender, and 2nd place in XWA's rookie show known as Gen X."
-Brian Johnson-
"Oh, you're that guy. Why on earth did you come back? I mean your career is a failure. You come second in everything, lose every championship match, became one of the jokes in this business, lets not forget that match the dildo was used in."
Lucas gets a serious look as he quits smiling.
-Lucas O'Neal-
"Woah dude, why on earth are you bringing old shit up?"
-Brian Johnson-
"I ask the questions around here, not you...."
O'Neal cuts Brian off.
-Lucas O'Neal-
"Nah dude, do you think The Terminator would let a guy speak trash to him? No. Do you think Rick Astley had people talk smack to him? No...."
Brian cuts Lucas off.
-Brian Johnson-
"But your not The Terminator or Rick Astley. Your a jobber acting like he's living in the 80's, standing next to the hobbit and is obsessed with the word dude. Your career isn't gonna go anywhere like your past two attempts."
Lucas shakes his head as he is not happy.
-Lucas O'Neal-
"Yeah I failed last time dude, but this time my career will fly like 99 Luft balloons. And don't diss the 80's midget."
Brian has a smirk on his face, as Lucas O'Neal starts to laugh. Suddenly the 80's midget walks towards Brian, and punches him in the family jewels, leading for Brian to fall. Lucas turns on the TV as 99 Luft Balloons plays. The 80's Midget and Lucas O'Neal start dancing as we go to break. (Little rusty, but it'll do) |
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Batman
I am Batman
Posts : 19334
Join date : 2013-07-23
Age : 28
Location : Learning maturity
| | Subject: Re: PROMO:"99 Luft Balloons"| ??? Promo Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:31 pm | |
| A bit weird use of Brian Johnson, but not bad for a return promo.  I didn't know you were bringing Lo'N in, pretty cool. Make sure to tell me what you plan to do next. ____________________ . Favorite Current Wrestlers:1. Sasha Banks 2. Becky Lynch 3. 4. 5. Favorite All-Time Wrestlers:Your dad |
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