I thought the deadline was tomorrow (Sunday)? I apologize. Will try to get a short little something up tonight.   

After the formalities have passed away and the match is set to begin, Kayleen taunts the fans one last time with a sarcastic bow. She brings a hand to her ear in an effort to receive more jeers, a sound that seems to be an amusing tune to her, before standing upright again and smirking toward the debutant across the ring. Wolverina is no stranger to the ring or the crowd, having spent fair share on both sides of the cheers and jeers. The exuberant young diva begins clapping overhead and quickly spurs XWA'a clientele into hearty cheers. The bell chimes thrice, setting the pair on course with one another in the middle of the squared hell.

Ky hungrily extends her arms out before her, intent of seizing control of her shorter foe right off the bat. Wolfie ducks under the limbs and peels in behind Kayleen, swiftly grabbing her in a waist-lock from behind. Having been in this situation before, Parks churns toward the ropes in a bid to grab them or possibly break away at the last moment and send her adversary tumbling through the ropes to the outside. The People's Princess knows her motions before she does, though, and releases her grip when they draw nigh to the set of elastic arms. Wolfie explodes into the air and tucks her knees into her mammoth mammaries before thrusting both legs out before her. The new girl's pedal extremities slam violently into Kayleen's shoulder blades and the force, both painful and surprising, sends the fiery red head through the top two ropes to the outside most unceremoniously.

Dennis: Wolverina read her like a book and made her look absolutely silly just now.

Cedar: That's not going to set well with Kaylenna. What a way to make a first impression though.

Dennis: It may be Wolverina's first impression here at XWA, but she certainly isn't a rookie. She won every title there was to offer at the last place she competed in. I hope Kaylenna realizes that.


Kaylenna rises to her vertical base in a hurry, her oculars saucer sized and bugging out of their sockets. She is beside herself. The woman in the ring had made a fool of her in front of God and country. She casts a threatening finger at Wolverina and says a few choice words that aren't picked up by the camera before heading toward the apron and lifting a knee onto it. Wolfie is eager to keep the pressure up and charges across the ring, tearing up the canvas in her wake. It's all a ruse though, cleverly crafted by the maiden of manipulation. Kaylenna departs the apron at the last nanosecond and reaches inside the ring, where she is able to grab a hold of Wolverina's foot. She pulls hard and sends the energetic fan favorite onto her athletic ass cheeks, then follows up by dragging the woman out of the ring and staggering her back with a European uppercut. As the People's Princess stumbles back from the blow, Kaylenna tacks on a roundhouse kick for good measure, one that connects to the side of her head and sends a loud *smack* reverberating throughout the arena. Wolfie drops to the floor in a sudden heap, as though slain by a sniper's bullet, and remains listless beneath her tormentor for several seconds. A stiff kick across the back brings her around and coerces the Nebraskan into a crawl toward the refuge of the steel security barrier that separates the paying from the paid. Ever the generous soul, Parks decides to give her a helping hand and Irish whips her hard into the barricade, Wolverina's back careening into it with turbulent impact. The steel mew is bucked slightly out of place from the occurrence and jars into the shins of some fans in the first row. The jeers roll in hard and fast and Kaylenna couldn't possibly give a damn even if she had plenty of damns to give.

Dennis: We knew this was coming after Wolverina made a fool out of her in the early going.

Cedar: It's all over but the crying now.

Kaylenna slinks back into the ring and turns toward the booing masses. She points to her temple, indicating she had outsmarted the young upstart, which only serves to heighten the hatred toward her. From there she relaxes against the ropes with a cock-sure grin on her face while the ring adjutant administers his ten count to Wolverina. To her surprise, but not the surprise of the fans who know of Wolfie's resiliency, the Nebraskan manages to drag herself upright and onto the apron. Parks is waiting for her, that smirky grin now replaced with a sneer, and she corals Wolverina around the head as she tries to enter through the top two ropes. With the head lock in place, Kaylenna trudges forward, strong arming Wolfie from the ropes and plucking her free of them for a split second before dropping onto her buttocks. Wolverina's visage is driven viciously into the canvas covered pine, the running bulldog doing plenty to render her torpid. Kaylenna flips Wolverina onto her back and lays across her leisurely as the referee theatrically slides into position. Two slaps of the mat come and go without incident but the third is not forthcoming, Wolverina's shoulder popping up at the eleventh hour.

Dennis: How in the bluest of blue hells did she kick out of that? She was driven into the mat harder than I have seen anybody.

Cedar: She's got resolve, and I am not talking about the cleaning spray.

Undeterred, Kaylenna rips her from the mat and bullies her into the nearest corner, where she goes to work with stomp after stomp along Wolverina's midriff. The volley quickly wilts the crowd favorite onto her haunches and one last boot across the face walks the mud-hole dry. Parks quickly pedals back to the middle of the ring then blazes toward her seated foe. When near her, Kaylenna takes wing and spreads her legs wide, a position she is undoubtedly familiar with since she practices it every night with every Tom, Dick, and Harry in sight. Her highly sought after and plentifully plundered vajayjay slams flush into Wolverina's face and she continues to rub it in her features, the bronco buster in full effect tonight. Kaylenna relents after a few seconds but speeds right back to the center of the ring with a single finger held high in the air, signalling that she is going to do it again just for shits and giggles. She tries, but this time Wolfie raises a boot into the air on pure instinct and finally ends the reign of vaginal terror brought upon her. The blow levels the playing field and both women find themselves wallowing on the canvas trying to get up with a sense of urgency. Parks makes it to her feet first, but not by much, and makes a mad dash toward the ropes. She leaps upon the middle one and hurls her body back into the direction whence she came. In mid air, she turns herself around so that her body is set to slam against Wolfie's chest horizontally, but the Nebraskan has other plans and springs to life all of a sudden, using herself as a human battering ram to drive the crown of her head into Kaylenna's midsection. As soon as the hated woman hits the mat she curls into a fetal position to cope with the affliction that has exploded through her tummy and chest.

Dennis: Now that's using your head!

Cedar: An unusual but effective counter to that Cross Body attempt by Kaylenna. Just when I thought we were about to see a one sided beat down, Wolverina swings things back into her favor in a big way.

It's Wolfie's turn to bully Kaylenna into the corner and she does a good job of it, planting her there before driving umpteen shoulders into the damaged area of the stomach. The Nebraskan does a fancy back-flip to dazzle the fans, and catches Kaylenna under the chin with the toes of her boot as she does. After landing on her feet, Wolverina charges toward her again with her shoulder taking the lead. Parks moves out of the way in the nick of time and Wolfie slams shoulder first into the steel tree that helps keep the ring held together. She barely has time to grab her hurting body part before Kaylenna spins her around, doubles her over with a gut punt, then stuffs her head between her legs. Everyone knows what is coming, those dreadful Wings of Love. Suddenly Wolverina powers to a stand and hurls her foe off of her and behind her, but her strength becomes her downfall in this scenario, because Kaylenna gets just enough time in the air to correct her body as it plummets, and she winds up landing on her feet like a cat - albeit off balance a little bit. Parks turns as fast as her body and time will allow, but Wolverina has already relieved her foot from the ground and sends it on its voyage. The sole of Wolfie's powerful foot comes in faster than a bolt of lighting and slams into Kaylenna's delicate chin with the force of a sledgehammer shot. The famous kick bashes Kaylenna's consciousness away and everyone can tell she's taken the one way train to slumber town before she even hits the canvas. Wolife quickly covers her and hooks the leg.

Dennis: Goodness Gracious, what was that?

Cedar: That's exactly what it was; she calls that kick 'Goodness Gracious'. And this could be it.

The fans stand stunned but pleased as the ref slaps the mat three times with no rebuttal from Kaylenna Parks.



Her theme kicks up as she is announced the winner of the match, Wolfie quickly rolling out of the ring and slapping hands with fans at ring side and either side of the aisle as she starts slowly making her way to the back. She quickly sticks out her arms in her trademark pose and belts out a she-wolf howl that is promptly returned by the fans knowing of her exploits in another wrestling federation. The feed then switches to whatever commercial XWA is limping to the barn with tonight.

Excellent work.
I am a bit surprised Kaylenna no showed, but I thank you for showing up. This is a great start. I can't really give you much feedback since I realize you kinda rushed this a bit to try and get something in, and I thank you for it. I look forward to see what more you can do.