"I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett cranks up over the venue, sending the crowd into a rousing smattering of cheers and cat-calls for the woman whom the music heralds. Their wait is not long. Wolverina explodes from behind the veil clad in her American Gladiatoress attire (seen above), and goes right into her upbeat hand tagging and fan hugging routine down the aisle. Vendetta's ever gorgeous ring announcer commences her duties of announcing the match type and its first participant, but is cut short by sudden commotion in the aisle. It was Kaylenna Parks, who had sped down the path and clubbed Wolfie in the back of the head with a lariat. As expected, the vile vixen is met with boos and hate filled verbage, but it falls on deaf ears.

Ted:
What in the tar-nation? Kaylenna Parks has just attacked Wolverina.

Joey: Kay must have thought there was a special on a double-wide down here. I've never seen white trash move that fast.  

Parks drives the sole of her boot into Wolfie's back relentlessly, as if the girl had robbed her of something valuable, and only stops her assault long enough to yank her upright. Ky whips the crowd favorite into the steel barricade to her left then grabs her by those silky dark tresses and hair-beels her into the metal mew to her right, sending the People's Princess upside down against them. The dazed Wolverina can not offer a rebuttal to the crazed woman, as Parks lays into her with another salvo of maddening stomps that, this time, target the ribs and stomach. There's no cease to the borderline criminal mugging, Kaylenna picking Wolfie up and promptly hurling her into the steel steps at full pelt. Still not satiated with her vicious and cowardly sneak attack, Kaylenna rolls her prey into the ring and trails in her wake. The referee finally rings the bell to offically start the contest and swiftly admonishes the hated woman for her antics.

Blowing him off, she steps past him and crouches, gesturing Wolverina to get to her feet. With a sneer matching her evil intentions, Ky closes in on her victim as she scrambles to a stand on loopy legs. Wolverina turns and gets clobbered upside the head with the very same lethal kick that rendered her unconscious last week by the very same woman. It is clear by Wolfie's immediate plop to the mat in a peaceful sleep that she has taken the one way train to slumber town again. XWA's clientele voice their despair over Kaylenna Parks and their collective voice only amplifies when she saunters over and places a single boot atop Wolfie's chest, the ultimate show of domination and disrespect. The ring adjutant shoots her a glare but drops down nonetheless and administers the count. At two and a half of a easy three, her foot disappears, casting the ref into a state of befuddlement. He stands and watches as Ky demands a mic, just like she did last week. One is deposited into her hand and she raises it to her voluptuous lips.

Kay:
You know, it's the holiday season am I and still in the holiday spirit. Wolfie, I feel so terrible about giving you such a humiliating defeat least week, I really do. I mean, it was a Christmas gift to you for being on my naughty list, but now that I see you take your beatings like a good little bitch, I think I'll place you on my nice list. So allow me to give you a proper gift, to show my generosity and appreciation for you being my prim and proper bitch."  

Ky lies on the mat next to the unconscious Nebraskan and pulls the girl on top of her, then orders the ref to count the three. He's taken aback at first but quickly shrugs it off and does what he is paid to do. 1-2-3. He signals to the announcer and she calls the score as the titan tron displays 1-0 in Wolverina's favor. Kay shoves Wolfie off of her and stands up.

Kay:
There, bitch, never say I didn't give you anything."

Ted:
Kaylenna Parks just GAVE Wolverina the fall. The score is 1-0 Wolfie. She now has to beat her two straight falls. I think she has painted herself in a corner on this one.

Joey:
Nah. She is just arrogant. She proved quite capable of beating Wolverina last week so why should tonight be any different?

After tossing away the microphone, Kay peels Wolverina off the mat in a hurry. The bludgeoned princess wobbles feebly in Ky's grasp before being doubled over with a punt to the gut. Parks shoves the fan favorite's head between her legs and double underhooks the arms. The fans know those dreadful "Wings Of Love" are coming and lament over their princess's impending demise. With no more theatrics forthcoming, Kaylenna lifts the woman up, allowing her underrated strength to flourish, and holds her there, upside down, for several tense moments. Then, she drops into a seated position, driving Wolverina into the mat with murderous resolve. Wolfie goes completely limp after hitting the canvas covered pine. Not a muscle moves or twitches, her inertia inert, the only signs of life being the shallow rise and fall of her chest. It's a no brainier from there. Standing up, Parks places a single boot atop her bitch's chest does a quick pose for the ringside cameras as the referee slaps the mat. One... Two.... and Three.

Ted:
This just isn't right. Horrible! I've followed Wolverina's career through other promotions. She's won her fair share of matches and titles. So to see her get thoroughly flattened is just wrong.

Joey:
Well, Wolverina did get Pearl Harbored before the match even started. This may have come out differently by now without that attack, but I doubt it. Kaylenna is fucking hungry and if this is any indication of how things will go at CyberSlam, that arrogant little slutbox is gonna be our new Divas Champion.

With the tron reflecting the 1-1 score Kaylenna, surprisingly, doesn't capitalize on her foe. Instead, she casually struts around the ring doing short poses for the fans at ringside who, despite hating her, will never pass up on a direct photo of the sexyfied diva. XWA's Hottest Diva seems comfortable with waiting for her opponent to regain her bearings, well, at least enough to be coherent for the next round of a beat down, and so she waits. After lounging on the ropes for several moments, Kaylenna finally spies her foe stirring and slowly walks up to her. Racked with pain and dizzy headed, Wolverina can barely make out her tormentor as her fingers fumble with the nearby ring rope. Defiant in the face of sure fire defeat, Wolfie balls up her fist, save for one finger, and gives Ky the world's most vulgar salute.

Enraged by such disrespect, Kaylenna lunges at her, only to have her knee kicked by the wounded woman. Parks buckles to one knee and is surprised when the People's Princess summons enough volition to secure her muscular legs around her head in a figure four type configuration. The triangle choke sends Ky in alarm mode, her free arm flailing wildly in search of the ropes. The Nebraskan tries to counter this by rolling her body away from the trio of colored cables, but Ky is a veteran and thwarts her plans by adjusting her body into better position. Parks is still in trouble though. Darkness starts to set in on the fringes of her vision and her head feels like it is literally about to pop off her head. The London born legend proves her toughness by not tapping out when most people would have by now. Conjuring up a surge of strength, Kay powers up and forward and nabs the middle rope. The ref gives the count, surprised that Wolverina, a good rule follower, has refused to break the hold yet. He gets to 4 1/2 before she finally does.

Emboldened by her success, Wolverina takes to Kaylenna like a pit bull to a bone, rushing her and trapping her in the nearby corner. She proceeds to pummel her mercilessly with her fists in a blind rage, one that sees the referee step in and pry her off instead of disqualifying her. Parks slumps to a sit with her back against the bottom buckle. Seeing this, the People's Princess bum rushes her and drives a patella straight into her divalicious face. And there's more where that came from. She stands Kay up in the corner and drives another knee into her, right into the diaphragm. Kaylenna wilts but Wolfie refuses her a reprieve and forces her to stay standing. Backing up across the ring to the other corner, Wolfie sets out across the mat toward Kaylenna, tearing up the canvas in her wake. Her plan is to send her shoulder into Parks so hard that the woman will literally break in half. Some plans go awry, though, and this is one of them. Instead of Kay's tummy being met, the Nebraskan's shoulder slams into the steel post, Parks having barely escaped her fate at the last nano second. Seizing the opportunity, Kaylenna picks Wolfie up as though to deliver a spine buster, but she lifts up and falls backward, purposefully launching Wolverina face first onto the top of the steel ring post instead of the padded buckle. Wolverina rebounds from the post and crumbles awkwardly not far from the turnbuckles, utterly unconscious, with a small stream of crimson trickling from her forehead. The fans are in shock at the sudden turn of events, but return to jeering when Kaylenna scoops Wolfie's legs onto her shoulders and forces them forward to the point that Wolfie's knee are either side of her own unconscious head. The pin attempt is more sexual than professional, which only intensifies the crowd's dislike, but that doesn't change the fact that the referee's hand strikes the mat three consecutive times, thus ending the contest.

Ted:
What a conniving little bitch. She did that on purpose. That could cause a concussion or even end a career. Kaylenna has always had a mean streak but she has far surpassed that tonight.

Joey:
This wasn't a match this was a execution. Kay just gave all of us a demonstration on how to properly dispose of the competition. She womanhandled and flat out decimated Wolverina. She did what she had to do to win. If Wolverina doesn't sink to this level by CyberSlam, she won't stand a chance.

As her music plays, Kaylenna slinks out of the ring and heads up the ramp with the smirkest smirk of all time, and points up to the tron displaying the final score 2-1. Inside the ring, Wolverina remains out cold as the ref and a few medics check in on her.

**OOC: Supposed to be scripted. Kaylenna never replied to my PM so I decided to do the whole thing myself. Sorry.***