After the ballyhoo is over and the entrances are done, the scene settles onto the striped shirt in the middle of the ring. In his hands he holds the XWA Womens Championship for the world to see, then turns and walks to Kaylenna's corner of the ring, showing the prize to her. The arrogant Jezebel immerses herself in the belt's shiny splendor and runs her hand over the face of it, mouthing “See ya real soon” as the referee turns away from her and approaches Wolverina's corner. The People's Princess never takes her eyes off the woman across the ring, even as the ring official parades the title in front of her for several seconds. The championship had taken a back seat to her unadulterated hatred for the cruel vixen she is to commence battle with tonight. The Nebraskan curls her hands up into tight, white knuckled fists and seethes out a vengeful hiss at the ref, then orders him to ring the damn bell. He shrugs, hands the title off to a ring side helper for safe keeping, and signals for the bell to chime thrice.

DING! DING! DING!

The People's Princess tears across the expanse of the ring before the bell can sound its full report. Knowing Wolfie would probably react in such a way, Kaylenna smirks the entire time, even as her “bitch” has closed the distance between them. At the last moment, Parks shifts her torso between the top and middle ropes, using the rules of the regulation singles match to her advantage. Wolverina yanks a handful of the evil one's red tresses and tries to pull her back into the ring but the referee, ever enforcing the rules, pries the fan favorite off of her. In doing so he admonishes her for the tom foolery, which allows Parks to sneakily pull something out from her red, black and blue themed attire undetected. With the ring adjutant’s back to her while dealing with the riled up Nebraskan, Kaylenna moves forward and tosses a handful of pocket glitter into Wolfie's eyes.  It's not your typical powder to the eyes but, hey, it works. Wolverina jerks away from the referee and claws at her eyes feverishly. The London born legend accuses a fan of doing it when the ring arbiter interrogates her. The ref allows the match to continue with a stern warning to Kay. The evil vixen immediately singles out Wolfie's legs, which Lumber Jill tendered up quite nicely two weeks ago, and chop blocks them out from under her.

Kaylenna swiftly nabs Wolfie's left leg and relentlessly stomps it up and down before capping it off with a jumping double stomp. She follows up with a leg snap DDT that sends Wolfie rolling away yelping like an injured pup. Kay licks her lips like a lioness ready to pounce on its meal and she turns to the ropes behind her, using them to generate abundant speed back toward her downed nemesis. She drops low with a sliding dropkick to the fan favorite's unprotected rib cage. Wolfie's air is expelled from her lungs as she is propelled from the ring to the outside mats, where she comes to a rest staring up at the bright lights. Parks can only shake her head as she peers over the ropes and down at her foe. She beckons the People's Princess to get up and actually put up a fight against her for once. Such a call is not immediately returned. As the good doer wallows around outside, XWA's Hottest Diva scales the top rope and faces out toward her dominated adversary. Kay expresses her boredom with a yawn before standing and taking flight when Wolverina finally makes it to her vertical base. The scintillating diving cross body bowls Wolfie over and sends the patrons of XWA into a disheartened groan.

Joey Miles
“Once again we find Kaylenna Parks flattening Wolverina. These fans must have the same feeling that Broncos fans had when number 11 returned the kick off for a touchdown at the start of the second half in the Super Bowl.  That sheer hopeless feeling.”

Ted Cedar
“I'm inclined to agree. I fear we may be seeing more of the same; another one sided diva beatdown of epic proportions. Kaylenna is playing Wolfie like a fiddle. She has used her emotions against her, has targeted those wounded legs, and has physically dominated her from the opening bell. And, of course, used pocket glitter to give herself more of an advantage.”

Joey Miles
“Pocket glitter or not I think we would have still been calling the match the same way right now. Kaylenna just has Wolfie's number. Plain and simple.”

Kay emerges from the wreckage of their two bodies with a smile on her face and goes about throwing a few quick poses to the nearby camera, before turning to the jeering crowd and taunting them with a few unladylike obscenities. From there, she picks up the Princess from her impoverished pedestal and tries to Irish whip her into the steel security apparatus that separates the paying from the paid, but in mid movement Wolfie musters enough volition to reverse the course and winds up hurtling Kaylenna into them instead. The impact rattles the London native's body mightily and sends her into a heap on the floor. The Gorgeous Graceling steams forward and commences a wild punch-a-thon and stomp fest up and down and all around Kaylenna's body. The onslaught is ferocious and so maddening that it forces the ring adjutant to abandon his count out and exit the ring, whereupon he wedges himself between them and tussles with the People's Princess before finally peeling her away from Parks. Blinded by her rage, the glittery eyed crowd favorite lets out an emotional scream and procures a steel chair from one of her fans nearby. Before she has a chance to lift it above her head, though, the referee grabs the other end and a powerful tug-of-war begins. Seeing this, Kaylenna slithers past them on her hands and knees and heads toward the commentators area. Wolverina finally lets go of the chair just as the ref pulls his hardest on it. The portly man goes tumbling back in a comical roll with the chair in his grasp. The Nebraskan hastily turns to ascertain her nemesis's location, but only sees a flash of gold. A warm jolt of pain encompasses her head and she drops like a sack of potatoes, her world plunging to darkness. A powerful chorus of boos rumble through the arena after seeing the deplorable actions of Kaylenna Parks. XWA's Hottest Diva tosses the womens title out of view and lies down, pretending to be unconscious so the referee would be none to the wise that she'd just used the title to bash Wolfie's consciousness away.

It appears to work. The zebra shirt moves to them with that classic clueless look and merely shrugs before entering the ring and starting the mandatory count. Kaylenna waits to the count of five before she stirs up and stands with Wolverina in tow. She rolls the defeated woman into the ring and follows in her wake, instantly draping her body atop Wolfie's once inside. A count of one and there's no report from the People's Princess. The second mat slap comes with no movement from her highness. Then, out of nowhere, she bucks up a shoulder and breaks the third strike within its final inches. The London born legend sits back on her haunches in disbelief, grabbing at her hair and stressing the roots of her follicles. Kay casts a warning glare to the referee, somehow finding blame in him for the inability to put Wolfie away. Kay is plunged into another pit of disbelief as Wolverina pops up to a stand and goes into a spasmodic type of episode, speaking in an odd language as she does so. Vexed but undaunted in her task, Parks careens into her with a series of palm strikes, elbows, and other strikes that have no effect on the woman. Kay finally backs off, throws her hands in the air, and yells “WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?” as Wolfie comes to a stop, faces her with arms stretched out in her trademark crucifix pose, and belts out a mind blowing she-wolf howl. Kay desperately flings herself into the ropes to garner enough force to knock over the girl, but instead Parks suddenly finds herself hoisted above Wolverina's head in a military press position. The Nebraskan throws Kaylenna up into the air, collapsing to the mat with her knees presented to ensure a nasty end. The London native's back smashes into Wolfie's stems with excruciating force and a horrendous screech erupts from Kay's gaping mouth. She tumbles limply, midsection arched and her hands clawing at her back desperately. Biting breaths shuffle in and out of her chest as she finally settles face down on the mat.

Joey Miles
“Holy shit on a stick! What in the furthermost pit of hell just transpired here? Did we witness a hulk up? Excuse me, a 'wolf up'?”

Ted Cedar
“I don't think so, Joey. I think we just witnessed a girl getting filled with the Holy Spirit when she needed it the most. This was nothing short of a miracle. My God!”

Joey Miles
“Didn't we see her in a promo earlier telling God to butt out of her affairs tonight?”

Ted Cedar
“Yes we did. She is a bit of a Jesus freak but she wanted nothing of him tonight, but then again he's the boss not her. Oh shit a cover!”

Ted speaketh the truth. The dastardly diva kicks out at two though. Unfazed by the evil doer's defiance, Wolfie lifts her up by the scruff of the neck and pounds her face into the top padded buckle 5 times in a row. The fans chime in on it and count along as she bashes Kay's pretty features onto the middle buckle 4 more times, and ends the 10th smash on the bottom most cushioned cup link. Once again Wolverina launches a salvo of stomps on Kaylenna's unprotected back and this time returns the double stomp from earlier with one of her own. Wolverina brings an end to her assault with a punt that sends Kay through the middle and bottom ropes to the outside, most unceremoniously. Running on pure adrenaline and feeling no pain, not even in her legs, the Gorgeous Graceling waits for her opponent to get to her feet on unsteady legs before rushing the ropes. When drawn near them, the People's Princess stoops down, bunches her legs muscles and explodes into the air. Over the top rope she goes, hurling her bodacious body into a forward somersault that swoons the fans. She lands on the standing but unaware Kaylenna Parks, crumbling the dominant diva underneath her. The Nebraskan springs to her feet with that long absent bright smile returning to her face. She feeds off the energy of her masses, sharing a loud howl with them before stunning them with a loud “SOMEBODY DO ME!”. An awkward silence happens for a brief moment but the men quickly stash away their wives and girlfriends and begin yelling “Pick Me” at the People's Princess. A young boy in the crowd extends his bottle of Mountain Dew to her and she takes it from him, then drinks it down quickly as the men groan upon realizing what she really meant. She playfully shakes her head at them before returning to the task at hand. Wolverina grabs her foe by the back of the neck and tosses her back into the ring. Trailing in behind her, Wolfie positions the battered legend near the turnbuckles and ascends them. The fans inch closer to the edges of their seats, many knowing of her accolades through the air, and have good reason to believe she is about to “wish upon a shooting star”. Once she is perched and ready, the People's Princess launches herself high into the air. The flashes from the spectators cameras sparkle across the venue like the kick off of the Super Bowl as Wolfie executes a brilliant shooting star press rotation and juts out her elbow like a landing gear. When she lands it connects with the fabric covering the ring, Parks having rolled out of the way at the last millisecond. Wolverina thrashes around the ring clutching at her arm, only to be rolled up into a magistral cradle pin attempt. She powers out at two and a half but Kay is on her like stink on shit and transitions right into a Fujiwara armbar.

Ted Cedar
“Uh oh, she's got that arm. Wolfie chose high risk and high reward but it didn't come through and now Kaylenna is cashing in on that hurt arm.”

Joey Miles
“Out of all the ways Kaylenna has beaten Wolverina, she's never made her tap out. How embarrassing would it be if she does so tonight?”

Trapped in the excruciating Fujiwara armbar, Wolfie's twisted visage begins to relax after a few moments, a grimace giving way to a look of determination. It was the most agonizing form of the basic submission she had ever bore witness to, but it also was delivered near the ropes. Summoning her advantage in strength, Wolverina slowly inches her way to the ropes and snags the bottom one with barely her fingertips. It's enough to break the hold despite Kay's refusal to release until 4 and 99/100 of the ref's warning count. Kaylenna picks her up and drills her in the diaphragm with a volley of knee lifts that make Wolfie wilt pitifully in her clutches. With her confidence now returned, Parks hefts her prey into a suplex position but instead of falling back she somewhat cautiously lowers the front of Wolfie's legs onto the top rope. Then, in cruel manner, she transitions and delivers a rope assisted stunner that jars the Nebraskan's head and neck violently. The fan favorite goes inert for a moment, prompting Parks to initiate a pin. Somehow, Wolfie kicks out, but barely. Kay swats the mat with mild frustration but stands up and rag doll drags her victim into the nearest corner, where she subsequently locks her upside down in a tree of woe. Kay doesn't taunt the fans this time; it was strictly business now. Parks stages herself across the ring and churns forward, gaining good speed before delivering a devastating dropkick to her “bitch's” face and mammoth mammaries. The impact is volatile and causes  the victim to become undone from the predicament and left to crumble into a dilapidated heap. There would be no recess for the good doer. Kay plucks her up  into a quick headlock then runs out of the corner and bulldogs her hard into the canvas. Wolfie lies face down on the mat, her lipid limbs unmoving and her laborous breath cooling her sweat soaked face. The evil lioness circles her prey searching for the place she will sink her teeth next.  

Kaylenna Parks
“I've grown tired of you now, Wolfie. You are pathetic. I don't even want you as my bitch anymore. You're not even good at that, let alone wrestling. And, as I think about it now, there's only one way to really end our little saga. That is to make you scream in submission to me. Don't worry, it'll be over quickly.”

With those ominous words, spoken with hatred laced in every syllable, she focuses her attention on Wolfie's legs again and grabs the most damaged one, the left stem. From there, she easily employs her vaunted MaDT heel hook submission. Trepidation casts itself over the crowd as their hero lets out an afflicted yowl so loud and telling that it could wake the dead from their graves. The People's Princess flails hectically as if she had been struck down with a bout of epilepsy. As every wrestler would do in this situation, Wolverina tries to roll over and out of it. Kay knows her motions before she does and cackles menacingly as she rolls right through every counter attempt, one upping the fan favorite every time. The Gorgeous Graceling's resistance starts to wane as she finds herself smack dab in the middle of the ring in a move that she has no way of getting out of. Her hand raises off the mat, wanting so dearly to slap the canvas and end the torment once and for all. Something prevents her from doing so. Her will had been forged in battle,  her heart blackened by pain and humiliation; she would die before giving up. Even as darkness sets in on the fringes of her vision, Wolfie begins to painstakingly elbow crawl her way to the refuge of the ropes. With each inch the crowd gets more and more involved and cheer her all the way. Kaylenna puts all the pressure and torque she can but the tough Nebraskan refuses to yield. In one last impressive feat of will power and strength, Wolverina lunges desperately at the ropes and grasps the bottom one. The crowd roars and Parks rants at the ref in words only a sailor would use. Kay abandons the move at nearly five and quickly bullies the referee into the corner, taking out her frustration on him. The two argue a moment but she relents in the futile effort and turns back to her hobbled foe. What awaits Kay is a half ass flying shoulder tackle, one that Parks dodges by going prone. The ring official gets pegged with it and takes a tumble to the outside. Unaware of the referee's plight, Kaylenna seizes the moment and gut punts her dogged rival, then stuffs the girl's head between her legs and underhooks her arms. The fans jeer as she lifts their damned hero into the air for them all to see. Kay brings herself down into a sit-out position whilst driving the People's Princess face first in the canvas covered pine with the pestilential fury of the Wings Of Love. The London native pushes the demolished diva supine and covers her.

Ted Cedar
“Kaylenna's got it won but the referee is out. You could count to a hundred and Wolfie wouldn't kick out.”

Joey Miles
“Look at the ref, he's napping on the job. We're about to test your theory, Ted. It'll probably be a count of a hundred before the ref even gets back into the ring.”

Kay slaps the mat three times and finally rolls off of her victim to seek out the ring adjutant. She finds him outside and slaps him a good ten times across the face before he comes around in a daze. She drags him back into the ring, cusses at him some more, then returns to her bitch. The Nebraskan is stirring and XWA's Hottest Diva  is more than happy to help her sister upright, steadying her on noodle like limbs that want nothing more than to implode, ”Before I finish you I want you to agree to something, okay?” The London native grips the top of her opponent’s head and forces Wolfie to nod up and down, ”I want you to agree never to challenge me again. You are not deserving of me nor the title, do you understand?” again she helps the dizzy dame nod in agreement, ”Now, say goodnite to the nice people out there.” Kaylenna waves Wolverina's hand for her before jerking her head between her legs again to repeat the destructive finisher. Parks underhooks one arm but suddenly the People's Princess spins out of it and shoves her away, giving her enough space to relieve her foot from the ground and send it forth like a missile. The patented “Goodness Gracious” super kick connects flush on its mark and sends the hateful diva stiffening upright. Parks falls back like a stone statue being pushed over and the only thing that prevents her from hitting the mat is the ring ropes that catch her. Out of nowhere, Kaylenna snaps to life on the rebound and levels Wolfie with that lethal kick to the temple, but in doing so uses up all her reserve. The two collapse; wolfie face up and Kaylenna face down a few feet from her. Neither move a muscle as the crowd goes wild, appreciating the fight these two are putting up. Only when the referee reaches the count of six do we see Kaylenna moving, followed closely by Wolverina. By nine they are up, backs to each other. They turn around and Wolverina lashes out with a swift kick to Kay's tummy which doubles her over. Taking advantage, Wolfie stuffs her tormentor's head between her legs and double underhooks the arms. As she lifts Parks up a primal scream comes from deep within, one the crowd responds to as they witness the unthinkable. Wolverina deposits Kaylenna ruthlessly onto the mat with the same cruelty the woman did to her.

Joey Miles
“Holy fuck!  She just used Kaylenna's own finisher against her!”

Ted Cedar:
“Damn right she did and it could not have happened to a nicer person! Cue the fat lady, she's about to sing!”

Joey Miles
“I love hearing your mother sing!”

Ted Cedar:
“What the hell did you just say about my mom?”

Joey remains unusually quiet as Wolverina commences the cover and the crowd screams along to the ref's theatrical mat slaps.

ONE.....

TWO......

THREE!!!!!

DING! DING! DING!

As her name is announced as the new owner of the XWA Womens Championship, she can only pull herself onto her knees, where she just sits and cries crocodile tears of pure emotion. When the belt is handed to her she brings it into her chest and hugs it lovingly like it's a long lost family member she'd just been reunited with.

Ted Cedar
“She's done it. Wolverina has exercised the demon that is Kaylenna Parks! Wolfie is the NEW XWA Womens Champion, and how about that ending!”

Joey Miles
“It's not going to be without controversy. Kay had her clearly beaten. Shit happens though. Wolfie better enjoy this while it lasts.”

Wolfie rolls out of the ring and shares her moment with ringside fans before walking toward the ramp area. It is only now that she sees her defeated foe being tended to by the referee outside the ring. Wolfie's smile departs for a moment and she looks under the ring for a second before removing the same splitting maul we saw in her promo. She quickly fastens her title around her waist and makes her way to Kaylenna, bringing the weapon over head ready to strike down on her. The ref is too afraid to impede and scoots away. Instead of striking, Wolfie slowly lowers the weapon down to her side and looks at Kay with disgust. Wolfie pats the face of her title and yells “MINE” at the woman who had tormented her so badly. That was punishment enough for one night. And with that, Wolverina heads up the ramp with a broad smile on her face once more.

End.