Urban Champion
Nintendo Entertainment System
1984



Urban Champion has to be the WORST game Nintendo has ever made!

Granted any fighter that came before Street Fighter 2 will not have aged well. But Urban Champion is just crap.

So the point of the game is to punch your opponent across three screen into a man hole. You have a high punch and a low punch. You also have a ability to doge a punch. You have stamina in this game but I never noticed running out really affecting the game that much. All the "action" is in slow motion.

I admit I did find people throwing flower pit at you and police riding by to stop your fight humorous at first.

The most fun you'll ever have is playing it with a friend making fun of the game.

Nintendo should be ashamed of themselves for not only making this game but also for still trying to sell it. Not only did they release on Gameboy Advance but also the 3DS as a "classic" title. It's also available on The Wii and Wii U virtual console.

I recommend to just avoiding Urban Champion all together. This game honestly should have suffered the same fate at The 2600's E.T.

I give this game a 1/10.

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