After the unexciting announcement about some dude named Alex, the show returns to see a giant roulette wheel with various wrestlers' faces planted all over it. Isaac, in a nicely dressed suit, stands next to it.

Isaac: "Hello. My name is Cain. And I cannot wait to make my debut here in XWA and kick some fucking teeth in. This here behind me is a giant roulette wheel, for those too idiotic to know. As you can see, there are a bunch of faces on it. That's because I'm issuing a challenge to whoever it lands on. Redemption is soon, but instead of announcing anything important - such as matches for it, or my arrival here in XWA - we got some lame announcement about a Williamson brother. My god, those guys sure do love riding the dick of spotlight. But that's nothing new. Rumor has it, Riley's in line for a World Title shot every time a new champion is crowned. Such a shame. Enough of that though, let's see who I'll be challenging..."

Cain spins the wheel, and it pasts Xtreme Icon, Rufus Driver, Ace Andrews, and some other non-important people, not like those people were important either, and finally lands on Matthew Bradley.

Isaac (Cain): "Well there you have it. Steroid-infused douchebag who probably had a lot of sex in high school, despite using so much steroids his dick is about the size and girth of a threading needle, I challenge you at Redemption. Let me know."

Cain places his hand on the camera and ends the promo.

The last part was so simple I laughed.

I like Cain's demeanor. I look forward to seeing how the others act.