Eeyen
TeamMoose
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 |  Subject: PROMO | David Harva - "Pirates are lame" Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:10 am | |
| DUE: Sunday, June 15th at midnight EST (UTC -4 Hours) |
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| | Subject: Re: PROMO | David Harva - "Pirates are lame" Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:01 am | |
| The show comes back to air as the lights have faded, the tron turns on. Fans stop cheering as a dark room is shown, a little bit of light appears on the wall. Suddenly two men walk into the light, as boo's start to surround the arena, due to the two men being Benjamin Jeffery & David Harva appear. David once again is sporting his wrestling attire, as Benjamin is wearing a bright pink suit.
Benjamin Jeffery
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are back, so obviously the general manager knows that we equal ratings. Especially after what happened last week, with that Transkull little thing. Or how about that young fellow, Stiffman Alex? And his little idea to sue the company cause he can't get a title shot, he don't deserve."
Everyone starts to chant a no shit chant.
Benjamin Jeffery
"Stiffman Alex, I hope you see this. You suing the company is as irrelevant to what sex Transkull is. You're as boring as her... Sorry I mean him. Stiffman, your world title reigns are as long as a man with the runs, meaning they last seconds. So stop your whining and bitching, because no one will pay attention to your pathetic speeches and will want to take there shit breaks during em... Wait they probably already do that."
Suddenly a Stiffman Alex chant goes through the arena.
Benjamin Jeffery
"Anyways, we have our own problem. And when I mean problem, I mean a retard bumped into my client last week. Not only did he bump into him, but he thought it'd be wise to be a smartass. He said something about my client not wrestling and just talking. It's called hyping, you ignorant fuck. The Piraid has it coming to him this Sunday, let's just say you made the worst decision you've ever made."
David Harva
"The Piraid has put a gravestone above his head. Come Sunday his ship will sink, as I The Russian Cannon, will destroy him...... CAUSE IN DAVID HARVA'S WORLD, NO ONE LIVES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
The tron turns off, as the lights go back on. |
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MorphyVA
Motherfucking SETONIAN!
Posts : 2166
Join date : 2014-01-30
Age : 25
Location : Philippines
| | Subject: Re: PROMO | David Harva - "Pirates are lame" Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:41 am | |
| Stiffman Alex chants are best for business  |
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: PROMO | David Harva - "Pirates are lame" Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:13 pm | |
| The fans paid attention cause you mentioned me.  |
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Chilly
TeamSexy
Posts : 12099
Join date : 2013-08-10
Age : 36
Location : Shadow Moses Island
| | Subject: Re: PROMO | David Harva - "Pirates are lame" Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:37 am | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: PROMO | David Harva - "Pirates are lame" Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:08 am | |
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TJ Ω
#TeamRomie
Posts : 5285
Join date : 2013-07-23
Age : 29
Location : Where I Shouldn't Be
| | Subject: Re: PROMO | David Harva - "Pirates are lame" Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:15 am | |
| Don't kid yourself. They paid attention cause he mentioned Pirate. |
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