PROMO | Jerusalem and Empress - "A Wedding to Remember"

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Vendetta returns from a time-consuming commercial break. Just right after the break, the ring's already prepared with the most over the top decorations. The whole ring is bathed with flowers and everything fit for a wedding. A wedding cake is just nearby and can be located in the ring. Everything in the squared-circle looks like a traditional yet very fancy wedding.

Joey Miles: Why the bloody fuck are we having a wedding here? This is where wrestling takes place. Go to a fucking church! I wanna see someone beaten the hell out of, not something you'd see on melodramatic movies that only teens watch!

Ted Cedar: Oh come on Joey. Two people who grew up being fans of wrestling in England and have luckily made it to this business, despite where they lived. I think being married in a wrestling ring is a great choice between the two.

Joey Miles: Well they're still both dumbasses! Jared just got attacked last week. Did you some the crimson mask on him? He got the shit kicked out of him like a dog, I mean look at him! Part of his forehead is stitched up because of Azrael. I beat he has plenty of bruises too. And now he wants to get married the week after? After Azrael practically started some sort of animosity between the two!? Get the fuck outta here Ted! I can't believe I've become the sensible one now.

Ted Cedar: Joey Miles pointing something good out? Pinch me, I'm dreaming.

Joey Miles: Fuck you Ted! And fuck this wedding! Don't come crying "BAH GAWD! AZRAEL HAS CRASHED THE WEDDING!" to me!

Ted Cedar: Oh come on! Did you know that we can actually have a slice of cake after the ceremony?

Joey Miles: ........Let's get this wedding started damn it!

Despite the obvious dilemma that Jared Jerusalem has with one of the members of The Hopeful, this wedding will in fact go on. Jared is on one side along with a priest and his own tag partner, Riley Williamson. Who would have guessed that Riley would be the best man? The tag team champions await the bride to come out to the ramp which has been covered by a long red rug. The usual "Here comes the bride" plays from the P.A. system.

However, Jared's obliviousness of his situation leads to things taking a turn for the worst; as the wedding music slowly distorts to a sound similar to a symphony with broken instruments trying to play as loud as they can. An instrumental version of Nirvana's You Know You're right starts to play from the P.A. system, while all the lights shut off.

Joey Miles: In before "BAH GAWD AZRAEL HAS CRASHED THE WEDDING"

Ted Cedar: Is that a meme?

Joey Miles: No shit, Sherlock.

A video package starts to play on the titantron, showing a rather aged room. Numerous pills, old documents, and used syringes are littered around the floor. A rather messed up hospital bed is in the center of the room, and in front of it, a rusty wheel chair. The screen tears for a second, and after, a mannequin in a wedding dress is strapped on the rusty wheelchair. Next to the wheelchair, Azrael is standing, wearing a doctor's coat over his usual attire. Azrael looks to the at the ring through the titantron, as if breaking the fourth wall. He then gets to one knee and pulls out a scalpel from his pocket. He pulls the veil over the mannequin's face, and starts slashing at it's face with a zealous look in his eyes. The mannequin gets numerous slash marks on it's face, while Azrael gets back to his feet. Azrael walks behind the wheelchair and starts pushing it towards the camera slowly, each turn of the wheel making a squeaking sound from it's rust. Azrael begins to speak.

Azrael: I thought Hope already told you to be wary of your surroundings, Jared boy. Now you pay the consequences.

Azrael forcefully pushes the wheelchair towards the camera, but before it hits it, the screen tears once again, and Azrael is now sitting on the hospital bed looking straight at the camera, and the wheelchair is nowhere to be seen.

A few lights turn on in the arena, only enough to make it easy to see things. Suddenly, a wheelchair erupts from the backstage area, as if shot from a cannon. The wheelchair starts to pick up speed, rolling down the ramp with it's passenger, the bride in her wedding dress, Empress. Jared looks petrified from the events unfolding in what's supposed to be the happiest day of his life; Riley however is quick to act, as he slides out of the ring and catches the wheelchair, The hardcore champion almost flattened between the ring and the wheelchair. Jared walks towards the ring ropes and looks at his tag partner and bride-to-be. He orders Riley to lift the veil, and he does. Empress has a plain white mask over her face, which Riley hastily removes. To the Knockout Kings' horror, Empress has been disfigured with numerous scars on her face, unconscious; and presumably drugged. Riley removes the straps fastening Empress on the wheel chair and carries her. Riley then runs to the backstage area carrying the bride, looking for paramedics.

Ted Cedar: Oh my God..this is..too far..

Joey Miles: I'm all for Hope and his members, but why the fuck did he disfigure her? She was hot!

Ted Cedar: Is this really all you can think of? Look at this! Jared looks traumatized!

Jared stays in the ring, devastated and petrified, as the lights go out again and the same scene is shown on the titantron, Azrael still sitting on the hospital bed. Azrael begins to speak, looking directly into the ring while Jared looks to the titantron.

Azrael: Looking gloomy eh, Mr. Piece of Eden! HAHAHAHAAH! Why so sad!? You did this to yourself, Jared. You chose to have your festivities here. In an XWA show. I'm pretty sure you remember me. I taught you a lesson last week. However this...this is truly just your faul-

Jared breaks down in anger and pulls out a mic, he then begins to spea- err...scream.

Jared: YOU KNOW WHAT!? FUCK YOU. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM GO AFTER ME. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO AFTER EMPRESS!? THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. YOU AND ME, BIG ASS AMERICAN BASH, STREET FIGHT. YOU'RE ACCEPTING THIS, I'LL MAKE YOU ACCEPT IT.

Azrael looks to the ring, amused like a child playing with a toy. The screen tears one final time and the room is seen as empty. All the lights shut off in the arena.

Ted Cedar: We may not have to wait for the Bash!

The lights turn back on, and Azrael is behind Jared. Swiftly, Azrael puts Jared's arm over his head, and puts his arm on Jared's leg. He lifts Jared up and turns him 180 degrees, only to plant him with a piledriver (Hush/Omega Driver). Azrael gets back to his feet, as Jared lies on the canvas, unconscious. Azrael takes Jared's mic, and speaks.

Azrael: I accept, but please, don't regret it.

Ted Cedar: BAH GAWD! Jerusalem and Azrael in a street fight at the Big Ass American Bash!

Joey Miles: Great! This is gonna be fucking brutal. Tear each other apart, retards!

Azrael throws the mic onto the fallen Jerusalem, and gets out of the ring. He walks to the backstage area, as XWA heads to commercial break.

Really Interesting promo. I loved the way how you both described what was going on the Ring as the Show already came back from break. One thing that I would say that caught me off guard was when you had the Group of People that were playing the Music, right after they finished playing, that Azrael's Theme would play.- I thought this wouldn't happened until the Priest would say "If anyone has something to say, please say so now, or forever hold your Peace" I thought that should have been Added because it would make the Promo much longer than it already is. It would add Tension as the People in the Arena would wonder when will Azrael come out and interrupt the Wedding? Aside from that, the part where you had Azrael Slash the Mannequin in the Face leaving it Scars but to find out only later that Empress had the same scars on her face was quite horrific for me Funny

I thought you both did well in hyping up your match, and looking forward to reading it at The Big Ass American Bash. Really, Really, Good Job you guys. Smile

BTW, I loved how you had Riley be all Superman like, and saving Empress and taking her to the back. afro Harold

#RileyBinSuparman

Jesus, leaving scars all over Empress' face was pretty brutal. This was good. I hope you two continue the feud after BAAB, because this doesn't seem like something that'd be settled with just one match.

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That was pretty intense, guys. Good promo, and a hell of a way to kick off a feud.

Can't wait to see what you both do at BAAB.

PROMO | Jerusalem and Empress - "A Wedding to Remember"

PROMO | Jerusalem and Empress - "A Wedding to Remember"

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