PROMO | David Michaels "The King is Back on his Throne"

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The show opens up with a video package of what happened last week at the end of Vendetta, with David Michaels recapturing the World Heavyweight Championship from Dominik Diveraz! That, however, doesn't tell the whole story as the match was pure hell from the get go, both men wanting to tear the other apart before half the XWA roster got involved - members of La Revolución Hispana and D-Volution all got involved, with a new member of the latter making his massive presence felt and, essentially, handing the XWA World Title to David Michaels. Needless to say, this has left many questions unanswered from last week. Those questions are about to be answered, for as the regular introductory fireworks come to a halt, D-Volution's theme music blasts into the arena and the fans go wild!

Cedar:
"Well welcome to another edition of Vendetta, ladies and gentlemen, where we are apparently going to hear from the group that caused all sorts of mayhem last week Joey!"

Miles:
"Ohhhhh wonderful! They end the show last week ruining this whole company by stealing that title again and now they are the first ones to show up this week....FUCKING GREAT!"

Cedar:
"You can't blame them, Joey. They outsmarted Diveraz and his clan pretty well last week..."

Miles:
"You mean Michaels cheated by bringing in this random monster of a man to take out Diveraz? Yeah, I agree with that..."

As always, Cedar and Joey start the show off arguing and will no doubt continue to do so all night. As they do, David Michaels, JHalc and Nova all walk out onto the entrance stage, with their three Championships all shining in the light as they rest on their shoulders - JHalc with the Intercontinental and Tag Titles on his, while David has the World Heavyweight and Tag Titles on his. Nova stands in between them both, not needing any titles, as her body is a prize possession in itself! All three raise their arms into the air, showing their titles and their physiques. Both JHalc and Michaels are wearing casual clothing, JHalc sporting his trademark fedora hat while Michaels is wearing a black bandana this week. Nova is wearing her usual seductive cat suit, though the fans are unaware at this point that she doesn't intend on staying in that for too long into the night! Both JHalc and David are wearing blue jeans, with David also in a short sleeved Metallica shirt and JHalc wearing a plain white shirt and smart jacket on top. All three then wander down to the ring, taking a couple of microphones from Laura Watts.

Cedar:
"And D-Volution, once again, have all the gold after last week."

Miles:
"No they don't..."

Cedar:
"What do you call the three titles in their possession, then?"

Miles:
"I call them three titles...that not five, you idiot."

Cedar:
"Oh for Go--you know what I meant."

Miles:
"Not unless you say it, I don't...also, where is that giant noob from last week? They got rid of him already?!"

Cedar:
"I'm sure we'll find out, Joey..."

Miles:
"OH THE MYSTERY!"

Despite Joey Miles and his sarcasm, the fans are intrigued to hear from Michaels after the happenings of last week. However, they have become far more intrigued when they get a close up of one of the titles sitting on David's shoulder. It looks like the XWA World Heavyweight Championship, but it clearly isn't. After closer inspection, it's actually Dominik Diveraz' own custom Mexican Championship that Michaels defaced last week with spray paint! The music then dies down and Michaels taps the top of the mic in his hand, making sure it's on.

Michaels:
"Well, well, well...just lookey' at what we have here - JHalc, Nova and Michaels with all the gold that matters...AGAIN! Once again, last week, we proved to the World that not matter how much you try to keep D-Volution down, these cats just keep getting right...back...up!"

The crowd cheers for D-Volution once again holding the three top titles in the company.

Michaels:
"But what's that I hear literally none of you asking? What's the horrid looking piece of crap sitting on my shoulder?! Oh, don't worry...it's just Dominik's custom Taco Bell Championship that he decided to carry around after he won the title at CyberSlam! He didn't bring the REAL World Title with him last week, so I did what any man wouldn't do...and stole this one, before giving my own little...personal touch, so to speak."

The camera man in the ring gets a nice close up shot of the Mexican Championship, which has clearly seen better days with red spray paint smeared all over it, barely making out any words whatsoever now...Michaels holds the belt up, taking a look.

Michaels:
"Granted, the few alterations I made on Vendetta last week...have...well...gone to hell, frankly. But it wasn't my fault that I wanted to test out the aged old question - can you flush a Mexican Championship down a toilet?!"

JHalc:
"David, no one has ever asked that question...what the people REALLY want to know is...can you flush a Mexican Championship down the toilet after eating ten burritos?!?!"

Michaels:
"The J-Man was right, so we tested that question out this past week and I can safely say...you can NOT do such an act! And to be sure, we conducted the experiment five times over! Which now begs the question as to why this thing is still on my shoulder..."

Realisation setting in, Michaels tries to give the title to his tag partner, who wants no part of it...

JHalc:
"Put that thing anywhere near me and I'll rip your face off."

Michaels looks into Jay's eyes, seeing he's being deadly serious and decides not to test that threat. So he instead does the next best thing...drops it on Nova's shoulder! Nova screams out in horror, jerking back several feet and flinging the title on the mat. She then gives Michaels a stern look, before pushing him nearly completely over...

Michaels:
"Ohhhh boy, you are so easy to trick...we didn't really do that, so relax woman."

Nova shakes her head and dusts herself up, going back into sexy mode as quickly as she can.

Michaels:
"That issue aside, I'm not interested in walking around with some Mexican Championship...I want the REAL World Title over my shoulder. You know why? Because that's who I am for a THIRD TIME...the XWA World Heavyweight Champion! So Nova, find me my title!"

JHalc:
"...and find me a sandwich too while you're at it!"

Nova rolls her eyes and shakes her head at her two idiots for partners, before she walks out of the ring and heads over to the time keeper's area. She reaches down beside the small table and pulls out the official XWA World Heavyweight Championship in all its glory, bringing it back into the ring with her and handing it to David. He then places it on his shoulder, with a huge smile on his face, before giving it a little polish with the palm of his right hand. Michaels then kicks the Mexican Title under the ropes and out of the ring.

Michaels:
"You see what we did last week was get back what was rightfully ours to begin with...and then we changed the game up a little bit. Dominik likes to think he's the only guy that can walk around here with some pals. Buddy, I've been running with our superstars before this company thought it was cool! You're looking at the guys that simply can't be out foxed like you think they can. I told you two weeks ago that I would get that World Title back and I delivered. You can bring all the friends you want to the dance, because I can just do the exact same...only with WAYYY more style."

JHalc:
"By the way, Luis, I want my mallet back...I think it may still be lodged in your nuts."

The crowd burst into laughter, as they recall what JHalc did to Luis Claudio during that frantic action last week...even Michaels chuckles.

JHalc:
"Hey, I ain't even joking...it's a good mallet."

Michaels:
"Oh I think Luis knows the mallet is in full working order, J-Daddy."

JHalc:
"Are you doing that name crap again?"

Michaels:
"...my J-Homie?"

JHalc:
"Shut up."

Michaels:
"Thought crowd...anyway, as I was saying...last week I recaptured this bad boy from Mr. Mexico part in thanks for a new found buddy of ours. He walked down that ramp a caused carnage to half the Mexicans in that ring....he caused carnage and that's exactly what we're calling him...say hello to the insurance policy that delivered last week...the seven foot wrecking machine...CARNAGE!!!"

The crowd all cheer and turn their attention to the entrance way, as the music that had everyone guessing last week hits once again. After a few moments, that memorable seven foot giant...who now has a name in the form of Carnage...slowly struts out onto the entrance stage - he is truly enormous! Wearing virtually the same as last week, blue jeans and a black waist coat, Carnage this week is wearing some sun glasses making him look a very smooth customer. The monster of a man stands at the top of the ramp and slowly raises his arms into the air, before a giant smile comes across his face. In the ring, Nova looks on rather adoringly, while JHalc nods his head in approval and Michaels applauds this freak of nature! Carnage then begins to walk down the ramp, towards the ring, before he reaches for the top rope and pulls himself onto the apron and climbs over the top rope with ease.

Cedar:
"Would you look at the size of this individual! He's gigantic!"

Miles:
"Gigantic?! He's about as high as this damn arena, Cedar! Where the hell did they find this guy?!"

Cedar:
"Who knows, but I think Michaels was glad they did...he was a real difference maker in that match last week."

Miles:
"Ya' think?! He cost Dominik the damn World Title!"

Carnage, who appears to like to laugh a fair bit, walks over to the other three and gives each one a fist bump before turning to the hard camera and throwing his right hand up into the air, yelling to the crowd who already love him! As Carnage's music fades away, Michaels stands beside him and is completely dwarfed by his presence, being over a foot smaller than this man. He comically reaches up and attempts to rest his right arm on Carnage's left shoulder...it doesn't work out too well, but he continues to try regardless.

Michaels:
"So, big guy...tell us name, age, sex, location and whatever else the young kids of today ask on FaceTube?!?"

JHalc:
"No matter how much I try, you'll never get with the times."

Michaels:
"Oh, well soooorrrryyy for not having a new house with five hundred bathrooms and every technical piece of witchcraft under the son, PARTNER!"

JHalc:
"Hashtag jealously."

Carnage:
"You two...you two just crack me up. For the record, however since you asked, my name is Carnage. I'm a seven foot two giant that likes to prove his name sake each and every night and I love nothing more than running through guys like they were yesterday's garbage. I've known these two for a while and when I got the call, I decided to make an impact in the only way I could - CAUSING CARNAGE!"

Carnage then laughs with a distinct cockiness about him, clearly an individual that is full of personality.

Michaels:
"Now THAT'S the kind of big guy I like and guess what? XWA locker room, stand up and take notice, because this guy is now officially part of our pack and he's got our back each and every night!"

Carnage begins laughing once more, as he's made to feel right at home in D-Volution pretty quickly. Michaels then turns onto other matters, but still pertaining to his World Heavyweight Championship.

Michaels:
"Now...there are rumours swirling allllllll around the internet about just who is going to challenge me for this gorgeous piece of gold sitting on my shoulder. Many people are saying Dominik Diveraz is entitled to a rematch for his consistent work in this ring...others are calling for Max Payne..."

JHalc:
"...Maddox Paine."

Michaels:
"...what?!"

JHalc:
"His name is Maddox Paine."

Michaels:
"...do I look like I give a damn? ...Others are calling for 'Maddox Paine' to be the one to get a World Title shot...and a grand total of NOBODY is asking that Hitman Alex finally gets his hands on me, other than himself. Plus I'm sure there is a whole host of other guys in the back that want a shot at this title, so let me make this perfectly clear to everyone in that locker room - The King is back on his throne. If you want a shot at this, then I'm not a hard man to find. Don't do what certain other superstars are doing and just bitching about me each week...come out here and say it to my face, because if you want your teeth kicking in, then I'll gladly arrange it for you! I don't give a damn who I face inside that cage at Chain Reaction, because the result shall be the same as it was last week - David. Michaels. WINS! Nobody outshines The Showstealer. Just go ask Mr. Mexico if that statement is true..."

Cedar:
"Michaels is certainly confident, as always, about his ability inside that ring. I wonder who will challenge for that title?"

Miles:
"As long as they take that title away from him again, I don't care!"

Michaels:
"Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you would excuse use Jay and I have a little set of Tag Team Titles that we have to defend against the Ass Loggers later tonight. So monkeys in the back...hit the music!"

The crowd cheers, as the new look D-Volution is clearly in full force. Nova, JHalc, David Michaels and now Carnage all stand in the middle of the ring raising their arms into the air, as they are the force to be reckoned with in the company right now. Carnage is certainly looking a presence and is still laughing. Nova looks a sexy as ever, JHalc looks like he invented the word cool and Michaels is on top of the World once again with his third XWA World Heavyweight Championship!

Cedar:
"Well those were short, yet powerful words from the new World Heavyweight Champion - he doesn't care who he faces as he's keeping that title!"

Miles:
"He lost it before Cedar, he can lose it again! If I was GM, I'd have him defend it in a 25 on 1 handicap match at Chain Reaction..."

Cedar:
"Well thank God you'll never be general manager. Next up we should be hearing from the COO of this company, Smoke Xtreme. I wonder what he has to say, Joey?!"

Miles:
"I've heard word that it'll be about me getting a raise!"

With Joey setting himself up for more disappointment, the show cuts to the next segment.

Awesome work. I always enjoy reading these things. Maddox Paine will be coming for you, though. Mad as hell

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Eh, it's not my best work. I was saying to Kani on Skype when I was writing it that it really seemed to lack any direction. I knew I wanted DM to state he was back as the "No. 1 guy" and to debut Carnage, but it still felt like it was missing something.

Still, at least you enjoyed reading it Funny

My only complaint is you having David come out with the Mexico title. Dominik came out with it later in the night. Funny

Still, this was a good promo. I don't know who this Carnage guy's pic base is but he makes me think of Kevin Nash.

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PROMO | David Michaels "The King is Back on his Throne" MJFR42R

Actually, that's why David kicked it out of the ring so Dominik would get it back at some point off camera and then still be able to come out with it (cleaning off the paint). Hope that makes sense? xD I was gonna' tell you about it, but then you already posted your promo lol.

And his pic base is DOC from TNA (Luke Gallows) and he is very much like Kevin Nash, only more talented in the ring and less of a prick...and with working quads Funny

I'm working on his profile now.

Ah. That makes sense, then.

DOC, eh? Now every time I read about him I'm gonna picture this:

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