Due: Saturday, Februrary 22nd

Several segments before the Lumber Jill Vs Wolverina match is set to take place, the feed comes back from a commercial to show the new XWA Women's Champion, Wolverina, standing in a corridor backstage with the XWA logo on full display behind her. She is dressed professionally in black and white pin striped business woman attire, with the XWA Women's Title slung confidently over her right shoulder. There is no interviewer. No microphone. Just Wolfie, the cameraman, and the cheering XWA universe. Instead of a smile and bright eyes of joy that the world expected, especially after her humongous title victory over legend Kaylenna Parks, the People's Princess sports a serious countenance as she begins to speak in her honeyed, alluring tone.

Wolverina:
"After wining this title and vindicating myself against the harlot of XWA, I found myself smiling again. Overwhelming joy was coursing through my battered body. When the cameras shut off at Cyberslam I didn't go get plastered at the coolest club in town. No. I went to my hotel room, called all my friends and family and shared my joy with them. Then when morning broke, I went to Memorial Hospital and visited with the real warriors and heroes of the world, these poor children who have to battle cancer and so many other horrible afflictions. I was so happy because I was able to make them happy, even if it was for a short time. I ate with them, played with them, and spoke with them. It was on the greatest moments in my life. As I left there I thought nothing could ruin this run of unimaginable happiness...... then I arrived here tonight and one of the guys pulled me aside and showed me Lumber Jill's promo from CyberSlam."

Wolfie's lips grown thin and tense. At the mention of Jill's name the crowd jeers.

Wolverina:
"Her words rolled in like a storm cloud and the disdain in them rained all over my parade. After her chair attack a few weeks ago that left me a bit hobbled, I thought she was nothing more than a crazy person, which are a dime a dozen in this industry now. I figured it would be simple. As I've always done, I would get her in the ring again, pummel the psychosis out of her, then beat her where it counts, 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring and be done with her. I'm afraid it won't be that simple this time though. A simple beating of her in the ring won't suffice. She isn't here for fame or glory, she is here to bring about my demise over her misspent youth. The only option at my disposal right now is to indoctrinate her in the ways of the real world, a realm that has clearly been distant from her since God knows when. I will learn you lessons, Jill. Starting right now and continuing later tonight in our match right here on vendetta."

The Nebraskan gets a little closer to the camera and holds up a single finger.

Wolverina:
"I'm going to say this slow and simple, so even you, Lumber Jill, can understand it. Lesson number one: GROW! UP! You are a womanchild. A child trapped in a woman's body. You strike me as the type of brat that would find a lost one hundred dollar bill on the ground and be pissed that it isn't a thousand dollar bill. I'd even bet the farm that the first loving hug you ever got was from me at a show in one of my past federations. While it is sad that you were neglected as a youth, you shouldn't use it as a catalyst to want to maim a person you were once a fan of. You claim to have put away childish things yet your words and actions betray it. And when the real world came a knocking, you didn't know how to handle it and you still don't."

The People's Princess flashes two fingers into the air.

Wolverina:
"Lesson number two: Expect disappointment and failure. You were so immersed in me and the world you saw on TV that you became numb and ultimately unprepared for the real world. See, Jill, here in the real world nobody is perfect. The good guys don't always win. Heroes fall. The incorruptible become corrupted. Murderers get away scott free and sometimes when you get knocked down you can't get back up. People will knife you in the back and walk away laughing about it. It's a cruel and vicious cycle but such is life."

Wolverina holds up three fingers now and appears to get angrier.

Wolverina:
"Lesson number three: Assumption is the mother of all screw ups. Jill, you are a massive screw up, not only at life but just in general and I don't even blame you for it. I blame your parents and TV. However, since you are now over the age of accountability, least in body maybe not mind, I must hurt you for digging up the horrors of my past and commenting on them as if you actually know what the hell you are talking about. You assume I let that masked bastard off the hook. You think I actually banged Dustin out of lust for him or the world title. Neither of which is true. The only thing that masked son of a bitch cared about was the world title and he was the boss of the company. He loved the world title more than he loved ruling the company with an iron fist. So your damn right I allowed him to think he was controlling me, because in the end the means would have justified the end. I would have taken the world title and also taken control of the company in one swoop and exiled him forever. Unfortunately, I was given the proverbial pink slip for reasons I am unable to speak about, and vengeance was never served. Had you taken the time to actually attend school more than a few years and learned how to properly work a computer, you would have been able to go online and find out what went on behind the scenes. That's your fault, not mine, but I think you are now too far gone and possibly too stupid to comprehend any of that, so I am stuck with you nipping at my heels aren't I?"

A forced smile washes over Wolverina's pretty features as she mulls over her thoughts.

Wolverina:
"That's okay, Jilly Billy. You may hate me for misguided reasons but I don't hate you. You may have given up on me, but I won't give up on you. Although I am not obligated to make up for your screwed childhood and sheer stupidity even today, I will make a vow to you right here and right now. From this point forward until the task is complete, I will make you into a respectable woman. I will be the mother you never had. I will instruct you. I will discipline you. I will hug you with suplexes and kiss you with fists. My love will be tough. You will hate me more than you do now. Also, no, Jill, I wasn't scared when you got out of my octopus hold. I don't get scared, honey. I have been physically raped, emotionally tortured, mentally scarred, burned and bludgeoned. I have faced and defeated men and women of far greater threat than you. There's nothing you bring to the table that scares me. Your hatred sickens me, though, and the only vaccine for my nausea, is to inflict a serious amount of pain on you. I'm going to annihilate, discombobulate, and eviscerate you for your dragging up of the past. And I'm going to like every minute of it. When you lace up your boots tonight, you're going to find yourself hyperventilating. Your heart will be pulsating, and you'll feel my very words and presence in the back of your pitiful head. And when your body trembles, and you feel the sickening chill cascade down your spine, you'll know what you've signed yourself up for. Only there will be no escape from the real world, and no turning back from the transgressions you've spoken."

The People's Princess takes a deep breath in before logging her closing words.

Wolverina:
"It's going to be the hardest lesson of them all to learn, but I am going to learn you real good."

And with that, the XWA Women's Champion disappears from the eye of the camera and it soon fades to black.