I had written a bit for this, but Caleb informed me he was no showing. I want to save some of my ideas, so I will instead write this quick thing.


DING DING DING


Both men are inside the ring. The legendary Caleb Spires is inside the ring and Razor Xtreme has made his way down the ramp but he is near the announcers table. He has a big smile on his face as he looks inward. He grabs a microphone and begins to speak.

Razor Xtreme: "I realize that this match has already begun, but I've decided to spice things up a bit. Because I am the general manager of XWA, I have the final say in everything. In this case, I am now making this match a No Disqualification match. With that said..."

The fans begin to get riled up nastily. Caleb is a bit confused as Rellim slides into the ring behind him. Before Caleb can turn around, Rellim assaults him with quick right hands! Caleb, however, is ready. He grabs Rellim by the back of the head out of nowhere and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He begins to swing hard rights and lefts of his own. Behind him, Razor Xtreme slides into the ring... holding his signature lead pipes! He charges at Caleb, who barely manages to turn around before he gets nailed in the face with dual pipes! Caleb hits the mat as Razor then mounts him before repeating his assault on T.K. 2 weeks ago. He begins to swing wildly, catching Spires in the forehead many times. He swings and swings and swings and swings (repeat for a bit), and as Caleb lays on the ground, the mad man stands up and spits on his body. Razor then tosses both pipes aside, picks XWA's biggest legend up off the ground and hits him with a Razor Sharp Cutter! Razor pins Caleb.

"1!" "2!" "3!"

DING DING DING

Razor Xtreme has definitely delivered a message to T.K.!