As evident by the enormous amount of jeers, this theme song wasn’t exactly the first thing the fans wanted to hear for the night! The show has JUST kicked off, and already the evil, despised COO of XWA has made his appearance. Smoke covers the arena --- err, actual smoke, mind you --- as the Smoke we know and hate appears behind it after a few seconds. He receives even more jeers upon showing his sick little face. Smoke Xtreme appears and he sarcastically blows a kiss to the Houston audience, receiving even more boos.

Adam Dennis: “To what honor do we owe this rare appearance by our loving and caring COO, Smoke Xtreme?”

Ted Cedar: “I don’t know, but whatever it is, he can keep it and leave!”

Adam Dennis: “That is no way to talk to our XWA COO! You should be ashamed of yourself! You’d never say that to his face, pussy!”

Smoke has a microphone in his hand as his two behemoths of bodyguards appear behind him. He walks out and wears white wrestling trunks, white kneepads that connect to his white boots, and his rare white leather jacket over a bare chest, he is more than ready for competition tonight! He looks around evilly on the stage as his theme dies out.

“BOOOOOOOO!”

Smoke Xtreme: “You know, out of all the great places to have King of Xtreme, we just HAD to pick Houston, didn’t we?”

“BOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Smoke Xtreme: “Hahaha, you’re all so predictable! You won’t be booing me when I kick your little bitch hero Caleb Spires out of the game and you’re all on your knees wishing I kissed your asses like he does!”

Once again, the Houston, Texas fans fall for the COO’s blatant trap. “BOOOOOOOOOO!”

Smoke Xtreme: “Nonetheless, you all saw what I did to Caleb last week, tonight will be no different. Caleb made a huge mistake in challenging me, but it’s too late for him to chicken out now. He’s screwed. He’s in over his head, and when that same head is under my boot at the end of the match, he’ll regret EVER having faced me to begin with!”

Smoke takes a short pause on stage.

Smoke Xtreme: “But see… that’s not why I’m out here. When that little punk ass douche Caleb quit as GM cause he was too pussy to handle all the work, he left a big gap for me as I now had to STRUGGLE to find us a new General Manager. It wasn’t easy. But upon tons and tons and tons of different applications and hours of searching… I finally came across the perfect candidate! This man is a fine example of what XWA is, and he will do a great job of keeping us intact now that Caleb has resigned…”

Smoke takes another short break as the fans are now on the edge of their seats to find out who the new General Manager will be…

Smoke Xtreme: “Ladies and homos… without further ado…. I give you all, your new general manager….

RAZOR XTREME!”



“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Quite possibly the loudest jeer of the night for this man! The crowd is in complete disbelief, as if they didn’t totally expect that!

Ted Cedar: “WHAT??!”

Adam Dennis: “YES! Oh my! This is awesome! I can’t believe this! Am I in a dream right now?”

Ted Cedar: “More like a nightmare, Dennis!”

Out of the stage, walks out none other than the legend of XWA, Razor Xtreme! The boos from the less-than-happy audience rain down upon the arena as Razor Xtreme extends his arms to the sides. Smoke and his (probably forced) bodyguards begin clapping for the Rated Y2X Superstar! Razor Xtreme’s theme dies out as he stands upon the stage. Smoke and his bodyguards smile evilly and walk to the back, obviously to get ready for Smoke’s match later tonight.

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Razor Xtreme: “None of you expected that, did you? Because none of you took me seriously when I said I was going to fix this company. You see, for months I’ve come out here and told you all time after time that I was going to either fix this company or tear it to the ground through CHAOS. However, months and months passed with me continuing to get disrespected by not only all of you but by management. By Caleb Spires, the fact that I was never given the opportunities that I deserve! I am more than a regular competitor, I AM RAZOR XTREME!”

“BOOOOOOOOO!” Razor allows his *loving* audience to give him a response.

Razor Xtreme: “Keep booing felons. I am here to stay. For you see, after constant failure by failure in trying to tear this place down, I decided to take matters into my own hands. Just when I had started to lose hope, Caleb Spires stepped down and left an opportunity wide open for me. I leapt into action and ran into the General Manager spot! Due to that, my plan continued!”

Razor raises one hand dramatically, to point out his emotion behind it.

Razor Xtreme: “And now, I stand before you all. YOUR General Manager. In this position, I will not rest until all the problems are gone. I will give myself the respect I deserve, because I am more than just a normal person, I am a LEGEND. I am an ICON. And now… I am the GENERAL MANAGER OF XWA!”

Razor drops the mic on the stage and raises both hands into the air before screaming out loud:

Razor Xtreme: “WORSHIP ME IDIOTS!”

And his theme song begins to play once again. Allowing him to walk to the back, ignoring the flurry of boos he has continued to receive. He chuckles as he disappears into the back, allowing the show to continue.