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PostSubject: Re: PROMO | "It's Time For a Massacre" - Jared Jerusalem and Azrael   PROMO | "It's Time For a Massacre" - Jared Jerusalem and Azrael EmptySat Jul 26, 2014 8:30 pm

Vendetta continues and has been nothing but a unique treat for the viewers. It's been a night packed with excitement and oddities at best so far, and we're still in the middle of the show. The enormous titantron located at the stage area of the arena shows the backstage area. Who would have guessed? It's the most loved interviewer in XWA history, Brian Johnson!(Sarcasm intended) With him is the former XWA tag team champion, Jared Jerusalem, who has been in one of the most heated and personal rivalries of this year. Both men seem to be well dressed.... Well Brian Johnson has some sort of neck brace. Rumor has it that it was because of Effy and Polly Pocket's crazy antics last week. Back to the matter at hand though, Johnson prepares to interview Jared. Let's hope that he doesn't say something that'll lead straight to a hospital.

Brian Johnson: Hello XWA Universe, It's Briiiiaaaan Johnsoooon! Ha, did you like that Jared? I have my own intro now. Suck on that Lamar!

Jared Jerusalem: I swear you're as bad as Joey Miles.

Joey Miles(in the commentary team): H-HEY!

Brian Johnson: You need to calm down. Your anger is ruining my interview mojo.

Jerusalem cuffs his fist and lifts it up near the outspoken interviewer. Johnson obviously guards himself in fear of being knocked out cold. The two revert back to normal and get on with the interview.

Brian Johnson: W-Well. I just have a few questions on my mind..... Please don't hit me as we do it.

Joey Miles: Ha! Now he sounds like Lamar.

Ted Cedar: Shut up, I'm trying to listen. We're not even supposed to talk.

Brian Johnson: Alright so... When will this little rivalry with you and Azrael end? HOPEfully it ends in Rev Wars, because I'm tired of seeing you you fail so much when it comes to you and Azrael.

Jared clearly hears the rude statements of Brian Johnson, but remains calm knowing that Johnson is ultimately an idiot. He takes a deep breath after glaring at the reporter for a few seconds and begins to speak in a serious tone.

Jared Jerusalem: Little? This rivalry isn't little. Someone basically ruins the one you love, beats you to a pulp in multiple occasions and takes your gold - and you just call that little? Brian, I'm not even going to waste my energy kicking your ass. I've got my sights set on Azrael.... And a bunch of barbed wire in the midst of me him. Come Revolutionary Wars, it's going to be a massacre. A barbed wire massacre! It's going to be the most brutal, the most bloody, the most unforgettable one in the Xtreme Wrestling Association history! Speaking of history.... It's going to echo in eternity that one man will leave that ring victorious and kicking. It's Jared fucking Jerusalem!


Gutsy words from The Piece of Eden riles up the XWA faithful, as they cheer on in excitement for him. Johnson moves his mic near to him in preparation for another question.

Brian Johnson: Well, suuuuure. Good luck with that. Now how do you- WHAT THE FUCK

As Brian Johnson was going to ask his next question, he looked to his right, causing him to utter the loud expletive. Azrael was charging at Jared, or so he thought.

Azrael: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNNNNNY!

Jared looks to The Masked Man, expecting his adversary to attack him, however the unexpected happens, as Azrael outstretches his arm at the last second and drops Brian Johnson down to the floor with a Clothesline from Hell which almost decapitates the poor interviewer. The Piece of Eden looks surprised, then looks confused as he looks at his adversary get back to a vertical base. Azrael looks to Jerusalem, before uttering a few words.

Azrael: You're welcome. 

And with that, Azrael charges at Jerusalem, raising his foot up at the last second and hitting Jerusalem with a vicious Big Boot. The Savior of XWA drops down to the ground, holding onto his head in pain. This isn't for long, however, as Azrael pulls his opponent by his arm back to a vertical base, before launching Jared towards the wall with an irish whip. Jerusalem manages to turn to his side at the last second, crashing into the wall shoulder-first. He holds onto his arm from colliding with the concrete, but before he can get a chance to face his opponent; Azrael charges at him and leaps up, raising his knee and hitting The Piece of Eden square in the chin with it. Jared drops down to the floor from it's impact. The masked man leans down and slaps his nemesis on the face, waking up the Piece of Eden. But Azrael grabs his Rev Wars opponent before he could act. He hurriedly takes him near a wall with a very wide glass window. Azrael runs towards it, but just as he was about to throw Jerusalem, Double J turns around and reverses it by tossing Azrael straight through the glass as it shatters. You can clearly hear the fans roaring their lungs out as it happens. Finally the devil gets what's coming to him. But this isn't enough for The Hypocrite Hunter though, not just yet. The former tag champ vaults over the now glassless window. He starts to drag Azrael, who has small trickles of blood on his arms after colliding with the glass. 



Ted Cedar: What does the Piece of Eden have in mind for Azrael? This does not bode well for the member of The Hopeful.


Joey Miles: Fight back damnit! Please! If you get up and kill Jared, I'll quit my porn site subscriptions!


Jerusalem drags Azrael towards the parking lot, but the masked man kicks Jared out of the way. He gets up and attempts to run. However The Self Proclaimed Savior tackles him down. The masked maniac of The Hopefuls attempts to struggle while cussing out against Jared, but ultimately gets knocked out cold as Jerusalem smashes Azrael head first on the dirty ground. Jerusalem gets up and begins to carry the masked man up on his shoulders. JJ drops Azrael to the ground as they near a car door. Jerusalem kicks through the window, completely breaking it into a million pieces. He then unlocks the door and grabs Azrael again, putting him inside at the backseat. He closes the door and walks away with an evil smirk on the look on his face. Double J then searches under his pockets for something. He takes out his car keys and presses it to unlock the doors to his own car. He goes to his car, enters it and begins to pump up the engine. This could only mean one thing(Here's to hoping that the other car is either owned by Joey Miles or Brian Johnson)


Ted Cedar: Oh no! He's not thinking what I think he's thinking! This is suicidal!


Joey Miles: I hope to God he crashes and kills himself in the process! 


Ted Cedar: Jerusalem's gone crazy with hate! He's going to drive his car against the other one! Lord have mercy!


The vehicle begins to accelerate, but it stops half-way. Officials, security men and other notable authorities arrive at the scene to stop Jerusalem from brutalizing Azrael. Jared exits his car and argues with the people that halted him. Not realizing that Azrael was still in the car, the masked man kicks the door out. He completely breaks it. He comes out, taking the steering wheel of the car with him - and then he knocks down a referee with it before running away. The Piece of Eden tries to give chase but the member of The Hopefuls successfully escapes.


Joey Miles: Ha! Fuck you Jerusalem! No one can touch the disciples of our Lord and savior, Robert Hope!


Ted Cedar: Sometimes I think that you really do worship The Hopeful.... Anyway this is very far from over. But at least this time Jared Jerusalem gets the last laugh. 


Joey Miles: Tune in next fucking time to see a murder happen on Rev Wars!


Ted Cedar: Errr.... It's not the end of the show yet. But yeah, remember to watch Revolutionary Wars to see Jared Jerusalem versus Azrael in a Barbed Wire Massacre Match. Will Jerusalem's prediction of walking out the victor come to fruition? Or will Azrael once again prove his scary dominance?


Joey Miles: Alright Sugar Tits, let's go. It's time for a pee break. Jerk me off in the rest room..... I'm just kidding. You can suck me off.
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PostSubject: Re: PROMO | "It's Time For a Massacre" - Jared Jerusalem and Azrael   PROMO | "It's Time For a Massacre" - Jared Jerusalem and Azrael EmptySat Jul 26, 2014 9:07 pm

Sorry for not writing as much. Damn man, you did good. Cmmentary's gold. Good luck at rev wars. Funny
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PostSubject: Re: PROMO | "It's Time For a Massacre" - Jared Jerusalem and Azrael   PROMO | "It's Time For a Massacre" - Jared Jerusalem and Azrael EmptySun Jul 27, 2014 5:16 am

Good luck with the match, guys. I've really enjoyed watching this feud develop. Should be a brutal match. Smile
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