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Subject: ME. David Michaels vs. Jared Jerusalem Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:29 pm
DUE: Saturday, July 19th at 11:59PM EDT.
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Subject: Re: ME. David Michaels vs. Jared Jerusalem Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:13 am
This match has been granted a 24 hour extension.
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Subject: Re: ME. David Michaels vs. Jared Jerusalem Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:30 am
(Dunno if it looks rushed to you guys, but I did rush this match because I ended up deleting my original one by accident :\ )
XWA Vendetta comes back on from a series of long commercial breaks and annoying advertisements. Finally it's the main event of the night, and what a way to end it! "The Showstealer" David Michaels versus "The Piece of Eden" Jared Jerusalem. Two men who share a great fiery passions for wrestling.... And winning. Not only that, but they REALLY don't like each other. It all started when The Knockout Kings won their first tag titles ever.
Joey Miles: Yay main event! Who do we have for the last match?
Ted Cedar: Uhh..... It's David Michaels vs Jared Jerusalem.
Joey Miles: What kind of main event is that!? I could jerk off to a camera for a total of 3 hours and make it seem more entertaining than this crappy idea for a main event.
Ted Cedar: Oh God.... Please don't.
Joey Miles: Prepare your a--- *Edited out due to the overly obscene use of language by Joey Miles*
Both men are inside of squared-circle, facing each other at opposite corners. They patiently wait for referee, Ryu Sanu to signal for the match to go underway. It's just these two gladiators, Nova..... And the ref. Neither Riley Williamson nor the members of D-Volution are here at ringside. Maybe it's because nobody wants Hitman Alex or Azrael to interfere, or it's probably because these men have always had debates on who's better. Maybe tonight is the night where someone finally gets bragging rights. Jared Jerusalem may have Azrael to worry about, and David Michaels may have to worry about his title match at Rev Wars, but tonight it's about The Hypocrite Hunter vs The Highlight of the Night. Their focus should be at each other now, and not the people who aren't there in the ring.
Ted Cedar: I take it these two don't really like each other.
Joey Miles: Of course they hate each other, Sugar Tits! Remember when Knockout Kings took his tag titles? And he wasn't even there when it happened! Jared also pinned David Michaels to retain the titles some time later. That and bunch of twitter wars that you should see.
Ted Cedar: Remind me to be updated on twitter.
Joey Miles: I will! Your old ass is gonna be turned on by the amount of Clara Blake and Nova pictures!
DING! DING! DING!
The bell rings, which signals for the match to begin. Ryu Sanu paces himself safely away from these two professional wrestlers. The audience present in the arena fires up a bit with conflicting "David Michaels" and "Jared Jerusalem" chants. The Sexiest Man that Ever Lived walks a bit to the side while stretching his arm a bit to limber up. He then starts circling around the ring as it is the traditional way to start a bout. Double J would soon follow, though the effects from last week's match is still evident. The Piece of Eden still looks like he's hobbling and that can't be good for him.
Ted Cedar: You see that Joey? That's the handiwork of the title match last week. Jared obviously sustained an injury. This is going to affect his performance tonight for sure. His legs might be an easy target for The Showstealer.
Joey Miles: The damn fool should be on crutches!
Before the two combatants start off their bout, Jared Jerusalem starts clapping loudly to rile up the fans on his side. He also points to a member of the crowd at the front row, wearing a Jared Jerusalem shirt. David Michaels however is not impressed. With one lift of David Michaels arm, he opens his hand to the crowd and the people let out a mighty loud cheer. Jerusalem brushes that reaction of, as if it was nothing and continues to head closer to his opponent. The two wrestlers lock on each other with a collar and elbow tie-up. After a short while, The Man They Came to See slithers his way from the front of Jared - to his back. Michaels now has The Piece of Eden by the waist from behind. Jerusalem attempts to hop a bit to struggle out the Michaels' clutch, but it does no good. The Showstealer folds JJ's leg backwards and lifts him up, probably going for a kneebreaker. However The Hypocrite Hunter deadweights himself down and back to the mat, without hurting his knee in the process. Jerusalem escapes Michaels' hold by taking one of The Highlight of The Night's arm and twisting it around. Then Jerusalem grabs Michaels by the underarm and goes for a hip toss! As he throws the former World Champion, DM lands safely standing up in front of Jared. He reverses with his own hip toss but the same result happens with both men just switching places. Both men continue this repetitive sequence until Michaels finally was able to throw Jerusalem over the top ropes. The Piece of Eden holds on to the ropes to keep himself from crashing down on the concrete. Jared keeps a vertical base on top of the ring apron but as he sets his sights at his opponent. David Michaels goes for an early STS. The Showstealer was looking to pre-maturely end Jerusalem's night and send him to la la land. However The Knockout King was able to dodge the superkick by jumping down to the outside of the ring.
Ted Cedar: Jared turns around and he-WHOA HOLY MOLY! That was close.
Joey Miles: Thank goodness he got away from that. David Michaels sucks alien balls! KILL HIM JARED!
The official begins to count Jerusalem out. But of course the Self Proclaimed Savior takes this time to catch a small breath and mock his opponent. He flips his middle finger right at The Showstealer. However Michaels dares for Double J to come back inside. He goes to a stance in preparation for a "Shattered Teeth Symphony." If The Piece of Eden comes back in the ring, he'll just get his teeth knocked off. It also doesn't look like that Michaels is leaving the ring anytime soon during the match. The ref is already nearing the ten count and that's when Jerusalem makes an attempt. He quickly sprints and slides inside the ring. Sliding past between the feet of his adversary. Jerusalem gets up to his knees, turning around and goes for a schoolboy roll/pin on David Michaels. The Man They Came Came to See falls backward from the schoolboy. Sanu goes for the count.
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David Michaels immediately kicks out. Though the Showstealer had no trouble powering out of that pin, he's got to take Jared's speed into consideration now. Both men keep their distance from each other as they return to their feet. Michaels walks nearer to his opponent but Jared makes sure that they’re both not in close proximity to each other. The Showstealer attempts to grab one of The Piece of Eden’s leg, presumably to worsen the injury of Double J. However the Hypocrite Hunter, again with his speed, just hops out of the way. In less than a blink of an eye, Jerusalem quickly traps Michaels in a headlock. DM hoists his foe up in the air to escape the headlock and land a back suplex. But the Savior of XWA rolls backward while in mid-air to fall safely behind his opponent. Jared clutches on both of David’s arms with a full nelson, but Michaels escapes and twirls around. Now he’s the one who’s behind Jerusalem. Looks like Jared’s in a bit of a situation here. But the Piece of Eden muscles his way out by grabbing DM by the arm, extending it. From that position he gives a couple of martial arts kicks to the chest of his adversary before taking him down with an armbar submission. The lock would be short-lived though as The Showstealer cleverly takes advantage of that injured leg, twisting it to escape the hold. As The Highlight of the Night distances away from his twitter rival, Jerusalem groans a bit in pain while jerking around from the aggravating pain.
Ted Cedar: There it is folks, Jerusalem’s injuries are coming into play right now. Let’s hope to God that David Michaels shows some mercy. Otherwise, consider Jared Jerusalem’s career shorte--- What are you doing!?
Joey Miles: I may or may not have been picking my nose..... Was the camera pointed at me while I was doing it?
The Sexiest Man That Ever Lived is now keeping range from his fellow combatant, obviously looking to catch a few breaths after a short technical sequence. Meanwhile The Self Proclaimed Savior of XWA is tending to his ankle, outside of the ring and on top of the apron. Double J tries to pull himself back up to his feet before The Showstealer could try and attack him. However the camera zooms out, showing that David Michaels is already up to his feet and is really close to The Piece of Eden. The Former World Champion pulls up the man he’s been having multiple twitter wars with, and claps him with a loud chop. Literally the whole arena went loud with “OH!” as Michaels hit that. David turns away from his smaller-by-an-inch foe. He turns around, sprinting and roaring out a mighty yell. However The Knockout King blocks The Showstealer’s attempt of sending him flying to the barricade with vicious strike from the forearm, sending Michaels scrambling back. The ever so overconfident Jared Jerusalem takes a second to raise his hands up, gaining a loud positive reaction from the fans before taking advantage of a dazed Michaels. He slingshots himself up in mid-air with a flying crossbody, falling right on his enemy’s torso. The Highlight of the Night coughs out after having another man fall and almost smothering him. But the Hypocrite Hunter isn’t done yet with Michaels. Double J hoists up DM and irish-whips him towards the ropes. David reverses however, turning around, grabbing JJ by the head and tossing over the top rope. Jerusalem hangs on as he almost was sent crashing to the concrete. The Ex World Champ heads over hurriedly to his adversary before anything bad could happen. As gets in close range with Jared, he receives a painful shoulder block to the mid-section. The Self Proclaimed Savior of XWA yanks Michaels by the hair before jumping down to the floor, thus bringing down DM’s head and neck on the ropes. The momentum from that move sends The Former World Champ from San Antonio Texas falling backwards into the ring. Ryu Sanu begins to count Double J out. Jared, wasting no time, quickly heads his way up the turnbuckle faster than you could say “turnbuckle”. The Piece of Eden waiting patiently as Michaels’ sizing it up now. As DM slowly returns to a vertical base, The Piece of Eden leaps into the air, lunging with a missile dropkick. However The Showstealer moves out of the way, sending Jared into collision with the mat. Not only did he hurt his torso, but also that injured leg of his. It may look like that Jared has taken himself out. It’s evident, seeing that David Michaels is getting up faster than Jared. The Showstealer returns to his feet while Jared’s still in the process of it. Double J’s leg injury is clearly becoming a hindrance for him. But Michaels isn’t holding back for anyone. As Jared gets back up, DM charges towards The Piece of Eden. He uses the momentum to lunge at him and landing Jerusalem head-first with an Undertaker-style running DDT. The Showstealer goes for the pin, looking to gain a quick victory as he hooks the leg.
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Kickout!
Jerusalem powers out. It’s going to take a lot more than that to take the former tag team champion out. Michaels pulls his hair back in stress that he has continue this match-up, but quickly calming down and deciding to carry on. At least he was able to slow down that quick arsenal of The Piece of Eden. The Sexiest Man That Ever Lived stands back up. He crouches a bit, waiting slowly for The Knockout King to get up. The Former World Champ’s looking for some sort of big move here. DM races to his opponent, who has returned to a vertical base. David jumps up, latching onto Jerusalem. He attempts to bring down JJ with his double-knee face buster that he calls “the Heartbreaker(Commonly known as The Codebreaker)” However the Piece of Eden keeps himself on his feet, pushing DM down to the mat. Before The Showstealer’s legs could even fall and touch the mat, Jerusalem already grabs it, wrapping his arms around them as Michaels falls back-first onto the mat. The audience starts getting noisy as Jared J goes for “The Walls of Jerusalem.” But The Highlight of The Night uses the momentum to push Jared with his legs, causing The Hypocrite Hunter to tumble and roll backwards. The Sexiest Man That Ever Lived realizes that this could be an opportunity for him to capitalize and hops right to his feet, similar to his relative which is Shawn Michaels. He runs as fast as he can to Jerusalem, who’s already back to a vertical base. Michaels leaps and lunges as high as he can in the air, looking to hit that vicious running forearm strike. But The Piece of Eden evades by just an inch. Any slower and that could have been it for Jerusalem. Michaels collides with the corner, and now he finds himself laying on top of the turnbuckle. Meanwhile, The Knockout King is laying down on the mat. He’s also panting, probably cause he can’t seem to get a rest so far in this match. The Piece of Eden shakes his head to un-dizzy himself. He proceeds to return to a vertical base. The Showstealer also returns to a proper stance. Setting himself up for a high-risk maneuver, but Jerusalem pushes the ropes - causing The Highlight of The Night to fall on the steel, hurting his own pelvic area. Jared takes opportunity of this moment and climbs up the turnbuckle, on the second ropes. He places his foe’s arm over the back of his head and neck, but the Former World Champs isn’t to keen about being possibly superplexed. David Michaels starts drilling his fists onto the mid-section of his opponent. However Jared keeps his persistence and suplexes him to the mat. When it seems that David Michaels is going to fall in one of the most unpleasant ways possible, He lands on his feet. What an amazing save for himself! With both men arched back and holding onto each other, David Michaels escapes out of the way. Instead of letting Jared to fall on the mat with nobody to catch him. He pushes the Piece of Eden back up the corner. Double J quickly turns around, looking like he’s about to lunge back to his adversary. However to Double J’s knowledge, his face/jaw meets the end of The Showstealer’s boot with a devastating STS! Jerusalem takes a bad fall out of the ring. First onto the apron, then to the concrete. If the Shattered Teeth Symphony didn’t knock him out, the way he fell onto the floor will. The Self Proclaimed Savior of XWA is laying out cold outside, while David Michaels fell back down to the mat after hitting that thunderous STS. Now he’s laying down and trying to catch a breather. The referee begins to count Jerusalem out while he’s unconscious. DM’s slowly forcing himself back to a vertical base. Meanwhile Nova’s yelling insults to the downed Former Tag Champ from a distance. Michaels is currently up on one peg, pulling his hair back as sweat runs down his face. The referee, Ryu Sanu counts up to 5 now. That’s when The Showstealer decides to roll out of the ring. Nova cheers on as David Michaels slowly picks up The Piece of Eden and slides him in the ring..... Well not with out slamming his head at the apron though.
Joey Miles: What’s the idiot doing!? He could have won by count-out! Wait why am I sad about that? Jared could still win! YES!
Ted Cedar: It looks like Michaels prefers to win by pinfall or submission. We all know The Showstealer wants to shut up the Piece of Eden for good, and a count out is probably the most anti-climactic way for him to do it.
The Highlight of The Night follows the Hypocrite Hunter after placing him back in the ring. David gets back up and viciously stomps on Double J for a couple or three times, taking his frustrations out on the Piece of Eden. After that, Michaels let out a loud roar of excitement as he hops around momentously and non-stop. Jerusalem lays in one corner while DM heads to the opposite one. The crowd goes crazy because they are aware of what’s about to transpire next. The Showstealer’s getting ready to drive that boot onto his opponent’s face as he stomps the mat, in preparation for the “Shattered Teeth Symphony.”
Ted Cedar: Oh no! We know what’s going to happen next. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jared gets sent into a coma for weeks because of this.
Joey Miles: NO! NOOO! NOOOOO!
The fans scream with excitement as Jared Jerusalem nears a vertical base. David Michaels’ leg shakes with excitement. He can’t wait to kick the living life out of the loudmouth, Double J. The Piece of Eden gets back to his feet, and The Showstealer starts to give chase. Michaels goes for the STS, however The Self Proclaimed Savior ducks down. Jerusalem quickly spins around, leaping a bit and driving a discuss forearm right onto the back of The Sexiest Man That Ever Lived’s head. The shot sends him rattling to the corner as the audience screams “OH!”. Wasting no time, Jerusalem turns David around. Now Michaels’ back is against the corner. He open-hand slaps the chest of The Showstealer. However that just revives the spark of David’s energy. The Highlight of The Night grabs Jerusalem and puts him in the corner instead. Now he chops Jared J in the chest. Jared yells out in pain as his chest turns into bright red. After having his chest lightened up, Jerusalem drives his knee against Michaels’ gut. He puts The Showstealer in the corner again and chops his chest, louder than the last one. Jerusalem snapmares his opponent, bring Michaels down in a sitting position. Jared goes up the middle rope, jumps and hits a dropkick with authority right on the back of The Sexiest Man That Ever Lived. The Former World Champ jerks in pain. Double J goes for the cover.
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Kickout! Michaels kicks out and quickly gets up on his knees. He crawls his way to the corner, but Jerusalem just stalks and follows him. As Jared nears the Showstealer, David jumps up to life after playing possum and throws Jared back against the corner. Michaels gets up the middle rope. He raises his hands up right before drilling his fists at The Piece of Eden. The fans count loudly along. At the count of six, Jerusalem pushes The Showstealer down to his feet on the mat. A quick turn around as Jared smashes his opponents head on the turnbuckle padding. This time, Jerusalem climbs up the middle ropes and starts driving his forearms against the The Former World Champ. Jared gets pushed down. He lands on his feet and twists around for another discuss forearm. But Michaels lifts his boot up, kicking the bicep of The Piece of Eden. David Michaels grabs his opponent’s arm before Double J could even react. He trips him backwards into a Russian leg-sweep. Both men are down and the fans begin to clap repeatedly. Both men slowly try to get back on their feet. Michael’s leg begins to shake, he’s feeling the adrenaline and energy the fans are giving. Both of the combatants return standing up, and Jared goes back to attacking Michaels. He hits him with a forearm, but Michaels answers with his own. Both men begin to trade shots but The Showstealer gets the upper hand. The shot sends Jared stumbling back to the ropes, he ricochets back only to get kicked in the mid-section. Jared leans down and David lifts Jerusalem in preparation for a piledriver! He drops The Piece of Eden head-first as the crowd roars their lungs out in shock. Michaels does the thumb-slice neck taunt, saying that it’s all over. DM goes for the cover.
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Kickout!
The Self Proclaimed Savior of XWA kicks out! David Michaels yells out in frustration. His temper’s seeping in. Jerusalem was able to kick out by a second. Ryu Sanu clarifies to The Former World Champ that it was indeed a two count. Michaels decides to slowly get back onto his feet. He goes up the turnbuckles in search of a way to defeat Jared Jerusalem. Michaels leaps up in mid-air, attempting to land a thunderous elbow drop. However The Hypocrite Hunter lifts his knee up, causing David’s arm and upper ribs to land on Double J’s knee. Michaels groans in pain, kicking the ground in agony, while Jared Jerusalem rolls out of Michael’s distance. Jerusalem creeps to the corner and pulls himself up to a vertical base. The fans begin to chant for The Piece of Eden himself, and Jared’s feeding off of it. As he stomps the mat once the audience begins to become deafeningly loud. It looks like that Jared is about to steal The Showstealer’s finisher, and he’s done that before. He starts making thuds to the canvas with his footsteps, absorbing the momentum from the crowd as DM slowly stands back up.
Ted Cedar: No way! Not again!
Joey Miles: Wh-- What’s happening? I was staring at Nova’s titties.
Ted Cedar: Jerusalem’s going to hit the STS on David Michaels... Just like what he did when they faced off for the tag titles. The last time it happened, the stolen STS is what led to the end of the match!
Joey Miles: Yes! Kill Michaels already!
Ted Cedar: What is with you and killing David Michaels!?
As soon as Michaels got up, Jerusalem flips the middle finger right in front of The Highlight of The Night’s face. The Former World Champ’s face turns red with anger as soon as he saw that he was being given the bird. Both men pace their way towards each other, but The Showstealer should walk with caution because Jerusalem might hit him with his own finisher. Jared goes for the superkick! But David Michaels dodges it. He interlocks his ankles and calves onto the leg of Double J that isn’t lifted up. He rolls forward to the canvas, bring Jared down with him. The fans go crazy as Jerusalem squeals in pain from David Michael’s Calf Killer submission called “Break A Leg!”
Joey Miles: NO! IF SUPERDAVID WINS ANOTHER GOD DAMN MATCH TONIGHT, I’M QUITTING!
Ted Cedar: Wait? Did I here that correctly?.... GO MICHAELS! FINISH HIM OFF! HE’S GOT NO WHERE TO GO!
Joey Miles: Geez... Calm down. I didn’t know you hated me that much. That kind of hurt my feelings.
Like what Ted Cedar stated, Jared Jerusalem has no where to go. The Piece of Eden is currently in the middle of the ring, without a rope in proximity to latch on for his life. Jerusalem flails his arms around but that’s not helping him move. What’s worse is that submission’s on his injured leg, and even if he were to escape the hold - the damage must be done. However bear in mind that The Piece of Eden is as technically sound as David Michaels as well. Jerusalem forces one of DM’s arms to let go. He folds it and wraps his arms around it and Michael’s head. Now it’s Jared Jerusalem who’s locking a submission onto the Former World Champ. The Showstealer’s free arm waves around the air, in an attempt to escape the Anaconda Vise - a submission Jared Jerusalem rarely does, but when locked in has a deadly effect. The atmosphere heats up with intensity as this could probably the move that concludes the match. Both men are in the middle of the ring, with the ref watching closely to know when to decide that this match is over. David Michaels finally attempts to break the hold by kneeing the back of Jerusalem’s head - and he succeeds in doing so, causing The Piece of Eden to roll awkwardly out of the way, with his hand holding the rear of his head in pain. Both men slowly get back up, but Michaels charges ahead. He clothesline’s Double J while both men were near the ropes. The impact and momentum from the running move sends both of these men out of the ring. Michaels holds onto the ropes before falling safely on his feet. While as Jared Jerusalem takes a bad fall to the ground. Now Michaels begins to strip the announce table of all objects. Joey Miles seems to have something to say against that but gets spat in the face by David Michaels, which shuts him up. He quickly carries the former tag champ up and puts him on top of the announce table. The Sexiest Man That Ever Lived must be thinking what everyone is thinking. He heads to the ring rolls inside. He then goes outside of the ring again and enters the squared-circle, just so that the count will return to one. David climbs up the turnbuckle and the fans begin to rise on their feet in anticipation.
Joey Miles: He’s crazy.... Though let him do it if it kills him.
The Showstealer stands up tall, looking to steal the show again as he lunges in the air for a diving elbow drop to Jared Jerusalem on the announce table. But within a blink of an eye, The Hypocrite Hunter squeezes out of the situation by rolling out of the announce table. David crashes and burns on the announce table, causing it to fall apart right before the eyes of everybody in attendance.
Ted Cedar: Oh my God! Oh my God! David Michaels! He broke himself apart! He went for the ultimate high risk! But Jerusalem moved.
Joey Miles: Oh look at this fucking mess! The fans are chanting “Holy Shit!”
Ted Cedar: The Showstealer just put his body on the line. He indeed stole the show, but at what cost!? Look at the wreckage. Look at the replay. I can’t even look.
Joey Miles: I can! I find this easy to masturbate to.
Ted Cedar: Joey! Be serious! Michaels could be dead! Good Lord! Someone send a medical team!
Joey Miles: Calm yo tits man!
Ted Cedar: I cannot believe this!
After the short series of “Holy Shit!” chants, it suddenly transitioned into “This is Awesome chants.” The audiences are showing their respect for both of these superstars, just weeks before they go through brutal matches at Revolutionary Wars. Jared Jerusalem in a Barbed Wire Massacre match, and David Michaels in an Ultimate HellRazor match for The World Heavyweight title. Yet they treat this match like something high stakes was on the line. Jerusalem pulls himself back to a vertical base with the help of the apron. Panting heavily, he heads over and begins to drag Michaels’ lifeless body near the ring. He picks him up, despite David feeling like deadweight after that ultimate daredevil move. Jared slides The Highlight of The Night inside of the ring. Jared slides inside, following The Sexiest Man That Ever Lived. He gets back up, yet obviously hobbling after that crazy submission by Michaels himself. Jerusalem heads right on to a corner, keeping his sights on The Showstealer. His hands grab both corners then leads in forward like he can’t wait to demolish The Former World Champ. Michaels tries to push himself up but falls to the ground. He seriously hurt himself from that risky dive. Nevertheless, David continues to try. The fiery spirit of this wrestler is matched by no one, and even The Piece of Eden smirks at the persistence of The Showstealer. And after a while, David Michaels manages to get on to his feet. Jerusalem starts charging away towards his opponent. He goes for a running dropkick but Michaels evades an inch. He falls to the ground and so does Jared, right after hitting the post with his leg. Including the injured one. Jerusalem comes down to the canvas, yelping out in terrible pain. Now both men are laying on the mat. The referee begins to count both men out. Meanwhile, the whole arena begins to shake with excitement as the crowd chants “This is Awesome.” yet again. Both men now show signs of life and begin to get back up. They’re all sweaty, their hair’s a mess and they’re exhausted as hell. It may only be a matter of time until someone gives. Both men are right next to each other as they get onto their knees. Michaels and Jerusalem start handing each other their fists. They trade repeated blows as they both slowly rise up to their feet. Both men fire back, harder and with worse intentions than the last punch. Until The Piece of Eden hits a discuss forearm, causing The Highlight of The Night to scramble backwards. Jerusalem sprints at his opponent to hit another discuss forearm, hitting it so hard that the fans screamed “OH!” as The Showstealer was sent to the ropes. Michaels gets launched back to Jared, and The Hypocrite Hunter leaps up. He grabs Michaels by the head and falling back down, hitting his jumping cutter known as the “Unprettier” (AKA the RKO). The Piece of Eden goes for the pin.
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DING! DING! DING!
The match comes to a conclusion as Jared Jerusalem's theme plays. The fatigued former tag champion gets his arm raised by the ref in victory. After that, Jerusalem heads up the turnbuckle to celebrate and showboat his survival of this back and forth contest.
Joey Miles: David Michaels lost!? HE FUCKING LOST!? YES! HAHA! PRAISE THE MIGHTY LORD AND SAVIOR! EVERY HEEL IN XWA HISTORY!
Ted Cedar: Uh... We're not supposed to use terms like "Heels" and "Faces". Anyway what a match! This bout goes to Jared Jerusalem. If only Michaels didn't take that large risk of flying to our announce table. That was the ultimate turning point of the battle. Take a look at this replay.
The camera shows the events the led to the end of the match. From David Michaels crashing onto the announce table to Jared Jerusalem hitting "The Unprettier" on The Showstealer. Ted Cedar then bids the faithful viewers of Vendetta adieu right before the camera cuts to commercial break.
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Subject: Re: ME. David Michaels vs. Jared Jerusalem Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:49 am
DING...DING...DING!!!
The two XWA Superstars, which are obviously in physical peak condition, stand in opposite corners looking at one another thinking about their first offensive manoeuvre, as the ref calls for the bell. Even though these two have never actually faced in the ring, they are no strangers to one another, after having several verbal battles over social media. With that said, leans in the corner looking rather confident with himself, as Jared stands in the opposite corner stretching his arms out looking confident himself. He then walks into the centre of the ring and motion for Michaels to get this one underway, which the former three time XWA World Heavyweight Champion finds hilarious. Michaels looks to Nova on the outside, pointing to Jared as he laughs, as this kid looks like he's ready and primed. Nova looks back at Michaels and then at Jared, sarcastically waving at him. Jared looks her up and down, before turning his attention back to his opponent. Jared walks up to Michaels and yells in his face, demanding his attention. The Showstealer closes his eyes in temper, as Jerusalem steps back into the centre of the ring and points to it, assuring himself as no joke here. Michaels slowly turns his head back to face the confident superstar.
Cedar: "I think Michaels might not have realised how much of a confident superstar Jared Jerusalem actually is, so taking him for granted might not be a wise move here."
Miles: "Michaels is a twat. Each week he comes out here and buries our next generation of stars. Fuck him."
Hitman Alex: "Couldn't agree more. Just who in the hell does he think he is?! He won't be able to pull that sort of stunt on me come Rev Wars, I can assure you of that..."
Michaels decides to finally step forwards and when he does, he gets right in Jared's face. The fans area already loving this, as clearly the two do not get along in the slightest. Jared wants to prove himself and be taken seriously as an up and coming superstar, while Michaels doesn't appreciate being made an ass out of on Twitter of all bloody places! The pair exchange a few pleasantries before the crowd give off a giant "OHHHHHHHHHHH!". Why? Because Jared just stepped himself up to the big time in one swift motion. The one swift motion of a right slap to the face that nearly knocks David Michaels clean off his feet! Jared takes a step back and starts skipping gently round one portion of the ring, please with himself. Michaels turns back round and holds his face, furious at what just happened. Michaels then, without thinking and against the advisement of Nova, races forwards. Jared has it wells scouted, though, and quickly moves to the side and whips Michaels onto his back with a quick Arm Drag! D-Volution's fans all boo, as Jared rushes back to his feet, Michaels doing the same, and catches him in a second straight Arm Drag. The pair race back up to their feet straight away and Michaels looks for a wild, and rather stupid, Clothesline which Jared easily ducks. Jared latches onto Michaels from the rear and lifts him up in the air, wanting to hit a quick Belly-to-Back Suplex. Michaels, though, successfully manages to flip completely out of it. As Jared turns around, Michaels charges at him once again but the XWA Hall of Famer fins himself out smarted again in the early going and Jared holds onto the top rope, pulls it down and David Michaels goes flying over to the top! He slams on the hard floor and rolls into the front of the announce table. The crowd isn't sure what to make of this and Jared starts to get a few more cheers than before, as he stands tall in the middle of the ring!
Cedar: "Jared standing tall in the middle of the ring, as Michaels is knocked straight into our table here! He looks LIVID!"
Miles: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! JARED IS MY FUCKING HERO!"
Hitman Alex: "Well look at that...lil' ol' Davey Boy just got a taste of his own medicine! TASTES LIKE CRAP DOESN'T IT?!"
Michaels sits up, on the floor, leaning his back against the front of the announce table. He pulls his legs up and wraps his hands round the front of them, before looking out at the crowd in astonishment. Jared then, wanting to savour this moment, runs to the corner and climbs up onto the second rope pulling his arms out either side of himself and looking down at the fallen Michaels with a gigantic grin on his face! Nova stomps around the ring until she's stood right under Jared and begins screaming all sorts of insults at him. Jared, now full of confidence, decides to do the ultimate mockery towards Nova - he crotch chops her before leaping back down into the ring. The Wildcat places her hands on her hips, her jaw wide open and turns to Michaels who is just looking at Jared gently shaking his head and almost smiling. He gets back onto his feet, as the ref has since counted up to five and looks round at Hitman Alex on the commentary team. Michaels tells him to shut his face before sliding back under the bottom rope. Hitman Alex gets up to his feet and almost pounces, but decides against it, as the focus of the match is now back in the ring. Michaels stands back up and adjusts the top of his tights, before smiling at Jared. The pair then meet in the middle of the ring and begin jaw jacking, before Michaels suckers him in and shuffles round into a waist lock, behind Jared.
Cedar: "...and maybe now the ego stroking can cease and the actual match can commence here."
Miles: "Unlikely. Both these guys are egotistical fucks, although Jared does it far better than that moron Michaels."
Michaels then lifts Jared up into the air and slams him face first into the mat, in an old school Amateur-Style Slam. Michaels then kneels up and over Jared's back and slaps him the back of the head a few times, perhaps returning the arrogant favour. Michaels gets back to his feet, leaving Jared on all fours. The former XWA Tag Team Champion quickly scrambles up to his feet and touches the back of his head, not amused at Michaels doing that. The pair have now finished with their ego stroking and charge at one another, like bulls, and lock up in the centre of the ring. Michaels quickly shuffles back around to behind Jared, Jared expecting another slam, but The Showstealer instead pushes him forwards. The pair run cross the ring and hit the ropes, Jared chest first, before he holds onto them and Michaels is sent rolling back. Jared then turns around, as Michaels is back on his feet. He hits the ropes and heads towards the D-Volution member. Michaels ducks down and lifts Jared into the air, looking for a Back Body Drop, but Jared lands on his feet. Jared then holds onto the shoulder of his opponent, from behind, and leaps into the air. He then tucks his feet in between the arms of Michaels and then drops to the floor, Michaels sent rolling backwards and Jared has the pin!
1... 2.... Kickout!
Michaels shoots his entire body backwards and manages to kick out form the unusual pinning predicament. Michaels scrambles to his feet and manages to catch Jared with a Clotheslines, to Jared's surprise. He slams to the mat and bounces right back up, before walking into a second Clothesline from Michaels. Jared is a little slower, this time, to get back up and Michaels pushes him over to the corner. Michaels then climbs up onto the second rope and looks down at his opponent, before starting to methodically punch away at his forehead. The crowd all chant along, as Michaels reaches six punches. However, Jared is far too fresh for this and simply floats under Michaels. He then turns around, reaches up and holds onto his opponent, bringing him down from the ropes and smashes him into the mat with a Belly-to-Back Suplex! Jared is quick to shoot back up to his feet and celebrate this move by holding his arms up to the fans, before hastily reaching down and pulling Michaels up, pushing him against the ropes.
Cedar: "Jared looks to be getting the upper hand here, quickening the pace."
Miles: "I wish he'd quicken up so much that he beats this moron in the next two minutes. I need a piss break."
Hitman Alex: "...fancy taking one in Michaels' locker room? HA!"
Cedar: "Speaking of which, that was highly uncalled for, Champ..."
Miles: "Shut up, Cedar, you fat fuck...it was beautiful."
Hitman Alex: "Uncalled for? Are you kidding me? Davey Boy is lucky I didn't set the damn place on fire after what he and his little crew of asskissers did to me last week. NOBODY makes an ass out of 'Mr. Centre of Attention", Hitman Alex...you got that?"
Michaels is whipped off and rebounds off the ropes, running back in. Jared then surges forwards and drops to one knee, smashing his right fist into Michaels' stomach. Being caught off guard, Michaels leans over, holding the are he was just punched in, before Jared quickly shifts his weight and bounces off the adjacent ropes and runs back in with a Knee Life, cracking Michaels in the chest and jaw. The Showstealer hits the mat, hurting, as Jared hits the ropes once again and then leaps into the air, bringing his Right Elbow down in theatrical fashion. Michaels curls over onto his side, until Jared turns over and pulls Michaels onto his back, rubbing his right Elbow into his face and he goes for the Lateral Press.
1... 2.... Kickout!
Jared slaps his hands three times at the ref, before getting back to his feet and slowly bringing Michaels with him. He delivers a hard Knife Edge Chop, to which the fans give off the classic "WOOO!" too, as David stumbles back to the ropes. Jared then reaches back at his opponent and pulls him out, kicking him in the stomach and then lifting him, slamming him into the mat with a Scoop Slam. Jared then cockily points towards the corner and begins to climb up, preparing himself for a high flying move...but then David Michaels suddenly jolts up from the mat and races to the corner, shoving both his arms and pushing Jared in the back! The former XWA Tag Team Champion goes flying off the top and smashes, chest and chin first into the steel barricade! The fans all stand on their feet, as Jared hands across the top of the barricade before clumsily falling into the front row of the fans. Michaels drops down to one knee, as he leans on the ropes, looking out at his work...while the ref, Jack Hammer, decides to yell at him for doing such a thing.
Cedar: "OH MY! Jared sent in the damn front row!"
Miles: "Holy shit, that looked like it hurt."
Hitman Alex: "THAT RIGHT THERE! THAT. RIGHT. THERE! That is a prime example of David Michaels..."
Cedar: "...eerrmmm...coming back in a match when his opponent least expects it?!"
Hitman Alex: "...no! Trying to injure our next generation of superstars! Not only does he have JHalc and DC as his little pets from the past, preventing them from being in main event matches, he's now trying to cripple a future World Champion!"
Cedar: "...whilst facing him in the main event of the evening. OK then..."
Miles: "Would you stop being a sarcastic shit, for once in your miserable life, Cedar?"
Hitman Alex: "I'm this close to slapping the taste out of your mouth, Cedar..."
Cedar: "Fine...well Michaels has got Jared on the ropes here, but can he take full advantage or will Jared turn the tables back in his favour? Vendetta will be back after this..."
Miles: "P-P-P-P-PISS BREAK!"
The show cuts to a commercial break, leaving us with a parting shot of Jared in the front row, a little worse for ware.
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Cedar: "...andddddddd welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, and during the commercial break David Michaels has really taken the initiative here."
Miles: "...yeah, thanks to him cheating, the shit."
Hitman Alex: "Shocker..."
Cedar: "He did not cheat, he pushed Jared off the top...if you're going to get all technical about it, Jared shouldn't be on the top turnbuckle to begin with."
Miles: "Shut up."
Cedar: "...that is not a valid reply, Joey...."
Miles: "...and I care, because?"
As the shows cuts back from commercial, the current in ring action as Michaels stomping away on Jared in the corner. This then shifts into a little box on the right, as we get a double feature showing as the action during the break. Michaels is seen ignoring the ref's count at six and heading to the outside, where Jared is struggling to get back over the barricade. Michaels, being the gentlemen that he is, grabs hold of Jared's head and pulls him over, letting him thud to the floor below, back first. Jared clutches onto his left leg, more than his back, clearly taking a bad landing on the leg from that huge fall. He then drags him to his feet and hold onto his left arm, pulls back on it and whips him spine first into the steel steps! The ref leans over the ropes and screams at Michaels once again, as The Showstealer holds his hands up into the air, proclaiming his innocence. Jared tries to pull himself up to his feet, but finds it difficult. Michaels, though, reaches down and drags him up and pushes him under the bottom rope. Michaels slides back in himself, as Jared naturally pulls himself over into the corner. The show then cuts back to the live feed, showing that Michaels has since picked Jared up and whipped him to the opposite side of the ring. Jared leans in the corner, breathing heavily, as Michaels sprints across and hits him with a hard Corner Clothesline. Jared then stumbles out of the corner, hobbling on left leg. Like a shark that smells blood, Michaels bounces off the ropes and leaps forwards, violently Chop blocking Jared's hurting left leg!
Cedar: "...and Michaels going right to work on that injured left leg of Jared's!"
Miles: "Still trying to injure this young man's career...sickening."
Hitman Alex: "Some things will never change. Now if I was facing Jared...I'd beat him, obviously...but I'd have a fair fight with him, not some cheap shot trying to end his life!"
Jared collapses to the mat and rolls around in agony, holding his leg, while Michaels takes his time in getting back to his feet. With Jared down, Michaels leans down and lifts up the hurting leg....and gives it a hard yank, attempting to pull the knee out of it's socket. Michaels does it again, with twice as much venom behind it, before he pulls the leg over to the ropes. He places it on the middle rope and begins to bounce up and down on it, pushing himself up into the air. He then drops his entire weight down onto the join of the knee, via his rear end, with a Seated Senton! Jared yells out in pain, as he clutches the leg. Michaels is scowled by Jack Hammer, who is beginning to lose patience with him so far in this match. Michaels ignores him entirely and goes back to the leg, placing it on the middle rope again. Michaels places all his weight, via his right leg, on the leg and begins bouncing up and down. He then jumps into the air goes for another Seated Senton...but Jared uses his free right leg to reach out and shove Michaels in the backside, shooting him over the top rope! Booing from the fans, Michaels manages to hold onto the top rope and lands on the ring apron, albeit in a rough manner. Jared pushes himself away from the ropes and attempts to hobble back up to his feet. Michaels does the same on the apron, as Jared comes up behind him. He reaches out and goes to club him in the chest, but the XWA Hall of Famer scouts it and reaches back, grabs Jared's head and drops down. The Piece of Eden has his head and neck snapped across the top rope and is whip-lashed backwards, several feet across the ring. Michaels, with support from Nova on the outside, picks himself back up and turns to face the ropes. Waiting patiently, Michaels grips the top rope and waits for his chance. As Jared is staggering back up, Michaels pulls back and jumps up onto the top rope, Spring Boarding off...the crowd then goes intro overdrive with a giant "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!" as Michaels is caught in mid-air by Jared, who has since spun around on the spot and delivered a high impact Discuss Forearm! Michaels slams to the mat, nearly knocked out after that, as Jared is quick to fall on top of Michaels for the cover.
1... 2.... Shoulder up!
The fans cheer in support, as David Michaels shoots his right shoulder up off the mat. Jared rolls onto his back before slowly sitting up, looking at the ref wondering how that wasn't three. He hobbles back up, using the ropes for support, and walks back over to Michaels. Reaching down, he holds onto a chunk of Michaels' hair and slowly pulls him up to his feet. Once up to a vertical base, Jared wraps his left arm under the chin of his opponent and then drops down to his knees, nailing Michaels with a Chin Breaker. Jared the attempts to pick up the pace, despite the injured knee, and bounces off the ropes as Michaels stays on one knee. Jared then rebounds back in and reaches out, grabbing Michaels by the neck and twisting it violently round, slamming him into the mat with a Neckbreaker. Michaels entire body contorts as he's twisted around and is nailed into the mat, allowing Jared to get back to his feet and this time go to the top turnbuckle. He stumbles over, his left knee in pain, and climbs up each of the turnbuckles with his back to the ring. Jared then turns around, balancing himself, and waits for his opponent to raise up to his feet and when he is just about there, The Piece of Eden leaps off the top, pushing both his legs together and thrusts them into the chest of David Michaels. The Showstealer is bolted backwards and the force causes him to collapse through the ropes and to the floor below, in front of the announce table. Michaels stumbles up to his feet, as in the ring Jared bounces up and down on the spot a few times and darts to the ropes. Bouncing off them, Jared Jerusalem gets good speed and races across the ring. He then, without a single care for his own body, jolts his entire body forwards and launches himself under the middle rope, slamming straight into Michaels with a No Handed Suicide Dive! Jared manages to get that much momentum behind the move, the collision sends David Michaels flying across the announce table, which, in turn, sends Michaels straight into Hitman Alex, knocking him clean off his chair! Even though Michaels is the one receiving the move, the World Champion getting knocked on his ass is enough to bring a cheer from the crowd.
Cedar: "...and MICHAELS!!! SENT OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE!"
Miles: "NO! CHAMP ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!"
Hitman Alex: "...Son...of a....AH!"
Cedar: "Jared just sends David Michaels right over our announce table and our beloved World Heavyweight Champion just got knocked on his ass!"
Miles: "Dammit', don't say that like you're happy it's happened! He could be hurt! Are you alright, Champ!"
Michaels is now lay out behind the announce table, as Hitman Alex falls clean off his chair, his headset wiped clean off and thumps to the ground to his right of the table. Jared gets to his feet and takes a look at the carnage he's caused, before a smile comes across his face. He then turns back to the ring and looks up at the ref, holding his hands up saying that he did nothing wrong. Nova is quick to the scene and inspects to see if Michaels is OK, before turning to Jared and giving him the evillest of evil eyes. Jared, being the confident young man that he is, raises his eyebrow towards the beautiful woman and starts to strut towards her. Nova then does the same and gets right in Jared's face, who doesn't appear to be annoyed one jot by Nova's sudden yelling. The fans watch on, intrigued by this situation, and are especially interested when Jared sudden takes a giant sniff with his nose, in a theatrical manner, taking in the perfume of Nova. Jared raises his head backwards, with eyes closed, before letting out a big gasp of air and slowly lowering his head back down. A giant grin comes across Jared's face as he actually appears to be flirting with Nova....so much so, he begins to act as though he's in a local bar, chatting her up, leaning his left arm out and holding onto the ring post! Nova angrily places her hands on her hips and stares at him - she's never been a fan of this cocky young superstar, whom has often attempted to chat her up on Twitter...and she's finally had enough. With the ref getting distracted from his count by all this, Nova suddenly unleashes her right hand towards Jared's face going for a slap, but he catches it and starts looking Nova in her eyes, as though he is about to kiss her! Meanwhile, Hitman Alex has begun to get back to his feet, but it doesn't last long, as Michaels is doing the same thing beside him. Michaels sees Jared holding onto Nova's hand in the air and this lights a fire under Michaels ass, who shoves Hitman Alex out of the way, back to the floor and leaps on the announce table. As Hitman Alex slams into the barricade, The Showstealer runs across the table and leaps off, slamming into Jared Jerusalem to the delight of the crowd! He catches him in a modified version of the Lou Thez press and unleashes a flurry of right and lefts fists to his face!
Cedar: "MICHAELS! Flying off our announce table, good GOD! All hell is breaking loose between these two here!"
Miles: "What?! Screw them, our Champion is down! SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR FOR HITMAN ALEX DAMMIT'!"
Nova runs away, almost actually getting hit by Michaels as he leaps onto Jared. The pair then trade punches, rolling onto one another's backs. The pair obviously do not want to let up here, so the referee, Jack Hammer, has no choice but to intervene and climbs out of the ring. He does his up most to get in between the two men, eventually managing to pull Jared Jerusalem off...but this only makes matters worse, as David Michaels is able to get back up to his feet and charges forwards, taking both Jared AND the ref clean out! Both men are sent crashing into the steel steps and Jack Hammer takes a heavy hit, the back of his head slamming into the steps pretty hard. Jared, because of this, only half hits the steps and is immediately dragged back up by David Michaels and tossed back into the ring. Michaels climbs up onto the apron, but Jared is already back on his feet in the ring. Michaels is about to go for a Spring Board again, but Jared runs in and just smacks him clean in the face with a thunderous European Uppercut! Michaels falls to one knee and Jared reaches over the rope and drags him up by the hair. He then delivers a couple of quick slaps to Michaels face, which gets the fans going, and then wraps his left arm over Michaels head. He pops his hips and lifts Michaels into the air, but when he is, Jared switches round and drops Michaels down on the back of his head with a variation of the Michinoku Driver! Michaels clutches the back of his neck, as he lays on the mat, while Jared is quick to his feet and shoots through the ropes and onto the apron. He holds onto the top rope and prepares himself, before jumping up and Spring Boarding off the top. Jared then flips in mid-air with a 450, as the fans all attempt to take a quick picture...but Michaels rolls out of the way and Jared can only flip into the ring canvas, aggravating his left knee as well as smacking himself face first! Michaels gets back up, with the help of the ropes, and grabs hold of Jared from behind, before twisting him to his side. He then pulls Jared’s left knee up underneath himself and lifts him up. He slams the knee down across his right leg and then in one swift motion, he tosses Jared backwards across the ring with a varied Belly-to-Back Suplex - ala Shin breaker followed by a leg-hook Saito Suplex! Jared lands hard on the mat and immediately clutches his left leg, as it's now in agony once more. Michaels takes a few moments to sit up and take a breather, surveying his current situation in this match. Meanwhile, back on the outside, Joey Miles has managed to help the XWA World Heavyweight Champion back into his seat and he is clearly not amused by what has happened...
Cedar: "Nice to have you back with us, Champ!"
Miles: "...you sarcastic fat ball of shit! SHOW SOME RESPECT! Are you OK, Champ?!"
Hitman Alex: "Cedar...if I wasn't wearing clothing that cost more than your yearly wages, I'd come over there and slap two pounds worth of fat out of you. No I NOT OK! Did you see that?!"
Cedar: "...see what? The ref getting hurt?!"
Miles: "Old bastard deserved it, if you ask me..."
Hitman Alex: "What? No, I don't a shit about Jack Hammer...did you see David Michaels assault me just now?! He pushed me over and caused me to bang my head..."
Cedar: "...well it may have knocked some sense into you."
Miles: "CEDAR! SHUT UP!"
Hitman Alex: "One more bad word Cedar and I will beat you senseless..."
Michaels adjusts his tights and gets back up to his feet, looking down at Jared struggling with his leg. Michaels holds the back of his neck, which is clearly troubling him after the driver not too long ago. Regardless, he reaches down and slowly pulls Jared up, before quickly picking him up and Body Slamming him into the centre of the ring. Michaels then climbs through the ropes, onto the apron and up to the top turnbuckle. He balances himself on the top before leaping off. He flies through the air, as if it is a natural gift to him and drives the point of his right elbow, not into his chest, but directly into the left knee of Jared with an Elbow Drop! No one saw that coming, especially Jared, who was half preparing to try and soften the blow to his chest. Michaels then hops back up and starts hopping around the ring, starting to feel the energy from the crowd. Jared does his best to get back up, not wanting to be beaten in this contest. This is somewhat of a mistake by Jared, for as his hobbles on his injured left leg Michaels jolts forwards and wraps his left leg around the said knee. He then pushes Jared backwards and rolls the pair over, until they are both on the mat and Michaels can reach out and pull back at Jared's leg - he has his finisher, the Break a Leg! (Calf Killer) locked tightly in! The crowd all cheers, as Jared is not that close to the ropes and he is a world of hurt now. Jared reaches out for the ropes, seeing that he is at least a foot away from them whilst Michaels pulls viciously back on the leg as much as he can. Jared continues to reach out, desperate to get to the ropes, but it just isn't happening. He lifts his hand into the air, looking as though he is about to tap...but reaches out for a last attempt to get to the ropes. He is simply too far away, however, and resigns to smacking the mat like a drum man! The fans in the arena go wild, as Michaels lets go of the hold and sits up, about to raise his hand in victory...
Cedar: "MICHAELS DOES IT! Jared is tapping like a damn drum man! Wait a minute..."
Miles: "HA! YES! There is no ref! HAHA! FUCK YOU MICHAELS! YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT YOU STUPID SHIT!"
Hitman Alex: "See? His fiery temper has probably cost him the victory here tonight..."
Michaels looks around, noticing that there is no ref, forgetting he accidentally driven him into the ring steps. He then looks at Nova, who tells him what happened and he can't believe it - Jared just taped out and the ref wasn't even there to call it! David gets up to his feet and frustrated kicks the bottom turnbuckle, leaning on the top one looking out at the fans. He then captures a glimpse of Hitman Alex sat at the commentary table, which takes his mind completely off the game. Michaels stands in front of the ropes that are nearest to the announce table and leans over the top one, starting to trade insults towards our 'loved' XWA World Heavyweight Champion...
Cedar: "Michaels getting a little distracted her---"
Hitman Alex: "WHAT?! WHAT YOU GONNA' DO, HUH?! COME ON, YOU DANCING STUPID MONKEY! COME AND HIT! COME AND TAKE ME ON WHEN YOUR LITTLE BUDDY ISN'T THERE FOR YA'!"
Michaels really starts hurling loud inaudible insults back towards his opponent at Revolutionary Wars, which isn't very smart. Nova, on the outside, tries to get him to focus back on the match but it isn't working. As a result, Jared is given enough time to get back up to his feet. He then walks forwards and drops to one knee, before delivering a really hard Low Blow to Michaels! The fans all boo at the top of their lungs, as Jared resorts to some dirty tactics here, although that is very little of a surprise considering his ego. Michaels then hobbles around, holding his lower region after the Low Blow and walks right into Jared, who is still struggling with his knee. Jared then reaches down and picks Michaels up by the legs via his right shoulder. After a few moments of shuffling Michaels back, Jared reaches his left arm behind and catches Michaels' head. He then turns around and drills Michaels neck first into the mat, connecting with his brutal finisher, Destroya (Celtic Cross)! The fans boo loudly, once more, as Michaels is flat out on his back in the centre of the ring. Jared sits up and it takes him a moment to realise that he just planted the XWA Hall of Famer dead set in the middle of the ring. Jared suddenly rushes to reach over and hook the far leg, looking around frantically for a ref to make the count. A few Jared supporters in the crowd begin making the count, reaching all the way up to ten, until a replacement ref finally decides to rush down the ramp - Ryu Sanu! The little Japanese official sprints down the ramp like the world depended on him, sliding in the rip with shear grace and begins slapping the mat.
1...... 2....... SHOULDER UP!
Michaels manages, due to the long period it taken for the pin to take place, to get his shoulder up before the three is ever made. Jared sits up and is absolutely livid, grabbing hold of Sanu's shirt and asking him if he even knows what the number three is in English! Being the no-nonsense little guy that he is, Ryu screams at Jared that it was only two, which takes the former XWA Tag Team Champion rather by surprise...and actually almost scares him. He hobbles back up to his feet and takes a few steps back from Sanu, who clearly got out on the wrong side of bed this morning. Jared then turns around and reaches down, slowly holding onto Michaels' head and pulling him up. Jerusalem then begins to slap Michaels, saying he's done and it's time for him to move over. Jared then shoves him back and leaps into the air, catching his head with his right arm and looks to end the match with the Unprettier (RKO)...but Michaels still has the whereabouts to push Jared off of him and shoves him into the corner. Jared spins around and slams back first into it, rebounding out. As he does, David Michaels flings his right foot up into the air, looking for the Shattered Teeth Symphony (Superkick) to Jared...but Jared sees it coming and catches onto it, smiling at Michaels and swinging him around. As Michaels faces him once more, Jared goes to end the match again, this time leaping into the air and latching onto the back of Michaels' head, pressing his right leg into the chest of Michaels. Jared then pulls back, looking for his Switchback (Codebreaker)...but The Showstealer blocks it and uses the momentum to hold onto Jared's free left leg and drills him into the mat. During this, Michaels just manages to wrap his left leg around Jared's left knee and on impact with the mat, he follows through by flipping both men over - Jared on his chest and Michaels on his back, pulling away at that left knee, once again, with the Break-a-Leg! (Calf Killer). The crowd are now on their feet, all yelling "TAP! TAP! TAP!" over and over again, as Jared is dead set in the centre of the ring, even further from the ropes than he was last time, screaming out in pain. Double J does his upmost to make it to the ropes, clawing his way across, reaching out as far as he can to get to that precious bottom rope. Jared simply can't make it and begins to raise his right hand up...when suddenly SMACK! The crowd jaw's drops, before a giant series of boos swirl around the arena, for while Michaels has the submission hold in and Jared looked as though he might be about to tap here, Hitman Alex got off commentary and picked up a steel chair. Not wanting Michaels to win cleanly here, he slid into the ring and cracked a steel chair right across Michaels' chest! Referee, Ryu Sanu, has very little choice but to call for the bell and disqualify Jared for outside interference...even if he didn't want it!
Cedar: "OH COME ON! What the hell? This is ridiculous...Hitman Alex has no business doing that!"
Miles: "Are you kidding me? Michaels assaulted the man earlier in the match! He had every right!"
Cedar: "JARED WAS THE ONE YOU SHOVED MICHAELS INTO HIM, DAMMIT'!"
Miles: "HE DIDN'T THE SECOND TIME, YOU FAT FUCK!"
DING...DING...DING!!!
Needless to say, the fans are far from pleased at tonight's main event ending in a DQ, especially one that involves Hitman Alex screwing over David Michaels! As Sanu keeps calling for the bell to be rung, Hitman Alex re-lifts the chair over his head and smashes it straight down onto Michaels' chest. Michaels is defenceless here, as Nova climbs into the ring in attempt to help her friend. Hitman Alex,, however, is obviously enraged at being made a fool of last week at the hands of D-Volution and actually swings the chair at Nova. The much smaller female drops to the mat, screaming out, as Hitman gives her the sternest of looks - she crawls over to the corner, terrified, before Hitman Alex raises the chair up again and smashes it into the chest of David Michaels once more! Jared has since rolled out of the ring and hobbling on the outside, looking in the ring seeing Hitman go to town on what was his opponent. He thinks, for a minute, about blind siding Hitman Alex for costing him the match...but eventually decides he's had enough for tonight and hobbles down the side of the entrance ramp, out of view. A furious Hitman Alex then tosses the chair away and climbs out of the ring, grabbing a mic from Laura Watts and he XWA World Heavyweight Title belt from the announce table. He slides back in the ring and kneels down beside his opponent for Revolutionary Wars.
Hitman Alex: "Not having such a good time now, are we, Davey Boy? You think you can make an ass at of me like you did last week? You knew I'd come out here and try to get DC to betray you...you set me up. So tonight, I made it my mission to make an ass out of you...and that's exactly...what...I...did! Your personal possessions are down the toilet...literally...and at this very moment, you don't appear to be stealing any shows and come Revolutionary Wars, you won't be stealing the show...or this."
Hitman Alex, still kneeling, raises the XWA World heavyweight Champion up with his left hand, which draws colossal heat from the fans. Those boos, however, soon change into a roar of cheers as "Mr. Phenomenal" DC Hennig comes racing down the ramp, in his buddy's aid. The World Heavyweight Champion wants no part of a fair fight and scrambles out of the ring, belt and all, before making his way up the ramp. DC kneels beside his long time friend, also checking if Nova is OK, as he stares intently out at the happy Hitman Alex who is now stood at the top of the entrance ramp. Hitman Alex has a huge smirk across his face and grabs his World Title by both hands, before lifting it high above his head, drawing that crazy heat once more.
Cedar: "Hitman Alex certainly got the best of David Michaels here tonight, but this one is DAMN sure not over! Michaels will not forget in a hurry what our World Champion did to him here tonight!"
Miles: "Hitman Alex has Michaels' number! He may have done it in the past, albeit by cheating, but Alex knows Michaels can't beat him! REVOLUTIONARY WARS IS GOING TO BE THE END OF DAVID MICHAELS! YES! YES! YES!"
Cedar: "We'll see you next week, ladies and gentlemen, from Dallas Texas..."
The show slowly fades to black, leaving us all with the lasting image of Hitman Alex holding his XWA World Heavyweight Championship high above his head, symbolically on top of the XWA world...
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