The night continues for fans and viewers of XWA as the camera shows the interview area backstage. Visibly seen is the strange duo of Dr Stone and Effy. Strange is no understatement. Last week, XWA's faithful just witnessed one of the most strangest segments in the history of Vendetta when Effy went inside one of the weirdest pixie wonderlands ever. Obviously everyone's looking for answers on what happened. Luckily we have Brian Johnson on the case, who seems to be bandaged up after that vicious beating by Rob Chapman(Poor Brian).Brian Johnson:
"A-Are we on? How do I look?"
Effy:
"You look like shit Brian."
Dr Stone:
"Effy.. Language! Oh and I do believe we're live Mr Johnson."
Effy:
"Johnson? Is he related to Nicole Johnson!? Why I aught to! Come here fag!"
Brian Johnson:
"Doctor, Help me!"
Dr Stone:
"Effy! Calm down! Don't! I'm not even sure if he's related to Nicole."
The fans have a quick laugh, witnessing Effy emasculate one of the most hated interviewers in XWA history. Dr Stones makes sure to get in between the fray before the supposed interview turns into an absolute disaster.Brian Johnson:
"Thank heavens... You're not such a great doctor if your patient's that violent."
Dr Stone:
*Places hands on hips as he glares at Johnson*
Brian Johnson:
"I take that back! Don't hurt me!"
Effy:
"Just get on with the sodding interview mate!"
Brian Johnson:
"Alright... H-Hello everybody! I'm here with Effy and Dr Stone. Now let's get this over with before I get harassed again. Now can any of you give your thoughts on what happened last week? Any explanation? Because that was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen."
Effy:
"I'll tell you what! It's the sheepocalypse! Sheeps are taking over!"
Brian Johnson:
"Uhh.... Effy what's two plus two?"
Effy:
"Mount Rushmore!"
Dr Stone:
"Uh I'll take it from here Effy.... Let me assure you that even I was left baffled after what occurred last week. However that's dealt with now. Now, we accepted this interview to issue a rematch for the women's ti---"
Before Effy's therapist could finish his sentence, Polly Pocket comes down in a rather fairy-like matter. Everybody in the arena is left confused as Polly flies down the scene, hanging from some sort of cable or zipline. She interrupted Dr Stone by appearing out of no where and choking The Crazy Chick with a separate rope/wire. Dr Stone:
"Oh my! Ms Pocket, No!"
Brian Johnson:
"SECURITY! HELP!"
The camera cuts from backstage to the arena before any more chaos occurs there. Most likely we won't see how that situation's going to end. The camera gets a shot of the commentators while the scene backstage is being mended....Hopefully.... But even Joey Miles and Ted Cedar is left awfully confused and weirded out.Joey Miles:
"What..... I am so full of what right now... What the fuck is happening!?"
Ted Cedar:
"Well.... Anything can happen on live television folks."