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PostSubject: Re: M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing   M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing EmptyThu Aug 07, 2014 8:08 pm

May Effy and I have a 24 hour extension for the match? Making it due Saturday by midnight or whatever?
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M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing Empty
PostSubject: Re: M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing   M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing EmptySat Aug 09, 2014 12:04 am

This match has been given a 24 hour extension.
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M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing Empty
PostSubject: Re: M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing   M5 | Effy vs. Polly Pocket | Last Woman Standing EmptySat Aug 09, 2014 10:17 pm

As the ring crew cleans up the horrendous aftermath of the Azrael vs Jared Jerusalem Barbed Wire Massacre match, the feed changes to show what all has led up to the next match to take place. It shows the night Effy and Dr. Stone unwittingly stepped into the realm Polly Pocket belongs to, a world full of candy flavored flowers and living tress and oddities of all sorts. Next it shows the confrontation between Polly and Effy, which ultimately led to the Fightin' Fairy being power bombed through an interrogation table. Then the scene switches over to a recent edition of Vendetta, where Effy was almost choked to death by Polly Pocket and Dr. Stone was left knocked out by a wand blast from the blue clad crusader. When the footage ends, the crowd is pumped up even more, and the camera settles in on the color commentator crew.

Ted Cedar: "This is going to be wild. Bad blood is present and this whole ordeal has escalated quickly."

Joey Miles: "Maybe if Polly would have let them explain themselves without being so judgmental, it would not have come to Effy beating her ass and leaving her for dead. I am not shedding a tear for Polly. Now Polly has went and thrown herself into a grave by allowing Effy to pick this match type. A Last Woman Standing contest. "

"Pocket Full of Sunshine" cranks up and the fans rise to their feet cheering.

Laura Watts: "The following contest is a Last Woman Standing match. Introducing first, from the Fairy Forest... East of the River Bliss, standing 5'1" and weighing 110 pounds.. Polly Pocket!"

The wand wielding Dynamo comes skipping out dressed up in her usual blue and white themed fairy attire, complete with tutu. She stops at the top of the ramp and blows out some fairy dust, then commences to skip a little more when she is bulldozed over from behind by an irate Effy. The music comes to a screeching halt and the crowd immerses the Crazy Chick with their vehement jeers. Behind Effy is Dr. Stone, who appears to be trying to calm the woman down. He sports an opened pill bottle in his hand and goes about urgently filling his other hand with the little tablets of serenity. The good doctor's efforts go for naught, Effy turning and knocking them from his hand. She turns right back around and hones in on her downed foe, laying into her with maddening stomps that seem to have no real tactical purpose except to satisfy her hunger for Polly's destruction. Stooping down, the Mental Case relieves Pocket of her frilly tutu, exposing the girl's impossibly tight and insanely short blue shorts, then wraps the tutu around her throat. She brings the smaller woman up and continues to choke her with it in the very same way Polly did to her not so long ago. The poor man in charge of this fiasco, Jack Hammer, calls for the bell to the rung to officially start the match, and his order is obeyed immediately.

Ted Cedar: "I knew this wasn't going to be a classic wrestling match, or anywhere near it; I knew we were not likely going to see hip tosses and arm drags, but I damn sure didn't think we'd see an attack before it's even started."

Joey Miles: "An eye for an eye. Polly attacked her from behind in the parking lot. Turn about is fair play."

Luckily for Mighty Mouse, she was able to reaffirm her hold on the majestic wand during the blind sided attack and brings it up over her head in a desperate act of freedom. It pings Effy on the forehead with enough umph to back her off, allowing Polly some breathing room. The Fightin' Fairy staggers away coughing and sputtering and removes the clothing from her neck. Knowing it would behoove her to go on the offensive, Polly turns to do exactly that but Effy drives a shoulder in her gut and lifts her up. Pocket wails away on the taller and stronger woman's back with the wand but it does no good as the Princess of Rave suddenly breaks out into a full sprint the rest of the way down the aisle and jars Little Blue's back into the edge of the ring at full velocity. A ear destroying scream escapes the little woman's savory lips and she falls onto the mats clawing at her back between biting breaths. No reprieve greets the crowd favorite. The Princess of Rave yanks her up by those glorious golden locks and gives her a Snap Mare into the side of the rings steps, leaving the girl folded upside down. Reaching down, the Mad Woman pulls Polly away from the steps and grabs her by the scruff of the neck and the back of her blue shorts. She lifts up and totes the Dynamo toward the side of the ring steps again, and this time starts swinging back and forth with her, drilling the crown of the woman's head into the steel repeatedly, using her as if she were a battering ram against a stubborn door.

Ted Cedar: "Oh I suppose Effy thinks she is a SWAT team member now. She's crazy enough to think something like that."

Joey Miles: "Awe leave her alone, Ted. She's just having fun out there. From the looks if it this match won't last long, so you won't have to endure seeing your little crush get... well.. crushed... for long. "

Ted Cedar: "She is not my crush. I just think she is very brave and very talented in the ring."

Joey Miles: "As well as in the bedroom."

To show off her strength prowess, especially against such a lighter opponent, Effy bends at the knees and lifts, doing a power lifter's grunt as she brings all 110 pounds of Polly Pocket up to chest level. She abruptly releases her prey and drops to a knee. Mighty Mouse's washboard tummy lands atop the inhospitable patella and explodes with crippling pain. Even the very air in her lungs rush out from her mouth, absconding into the Mercedes Benz Superdome. The Princess of Rave bars an arm across her opponent's back to keep her in place. She has more ideas. Reaching over with her free arm, she takes possession of the dropped wand Polly seems to think is so majestic, and brings it down hard against the girl's fit little rear end. The more perverse in attendance cheer the display, which only fuels Effy more, prompting her to furiously spank Polly like she had been a really, REALLY bad girl. There lies the fairy, draped across the crazy woman's knee, her only means of liberation being the mercy of a merciless fairy eater. Polly's face has become beet red in a concoction of pain, anger, humiliation, and hopelessness. She wiggles a little but can not get free. She is utterly helpless. A bit of perplexity strikes Effy over Pocket's lack of resistance. Drawing a brow upward in vex, the Psycho Girl stops the spanking and sneers. "Wait a minute... you little creeper fairy. You're actually liking this aren't you? Perv." The Mental Case pushes her off and stands up, discarding the wand.

Polly skitters away rubbing her buns, which are undoubtedly red and welted under her ridiculously tight attire. Stalking right behind her, Effy nabs her back up and hurls her inside the ring. A sigh of relief comes from the zebra shirt wearer and he goes to administer the count, only to be cut off by the dark haired hellion. She bounds from the ropes and slams a sole across Polly's kisser just to be a rude bitch. Marching right along, she turns and begins to mimic Pocket's fairy skip as the referee increases the count. She even flatters her with Pocket's trademark curtsy bow before helping her beat the count by aiding her back to a vertical base. From there she hair whips her into the ropes and winds back mightily with her arm. A decapitation Clothesline is in the works but the nimble fairy ducks under it, forcing Effy into a full 180 degree rotation from the momentum built behind it. Springing to life for the first time in the match, Polly is there to greet her with a mesmerizing Pele Kick. The impacts knocks Effy against the ropes, where Little Blue is quick to close in on her with piping hot Forearm Shots. The Pasty Maniac's head snaps left and right repetitively, a spurt of dizziness joining in. Stopping on a dime, Sparkaroo abandons the spree and starts blasting away with Knife Edge Chops that echo loud through the building and which are returned by Nature Boy calls. Out of nowhere Pocket deals out a mind blowing fast Spinning Back Kick that hurls the Pale Lady through the top two ropes to the outside, her head bonking the edge of the ring on the way down.

Polly skips over to the buckles and ascends them. Cheers build up from the audience and a roar caps it off as she takes flight. Pocket raises her knees into her chest during the plummet, but then thrusts them straight down into a Mushroom Stomp that Super Mario would be proud of. Her feet land between the Mental Case's shoulder blades, a shrill sound flowing from the fairy brutalizer as she eats the floor. A worried Dr. Stone turns up in camera view. He tries to get in close enough to gauge the extent of damage taken by his loopy headed client, but he gets run off by the Fightin' Fairy. After scaring him away, the girl that's better than Barbie makes a detour near the commentating table and comes away with a steel chair. She walks saunters near her prone antagonist and unfolds the chair. Upon sitting it down so that it is made for sitting in, she picks Effy up and places her in a Side Headlock. A single finger from her fairyrific hand points to the object then to the fans. They scream in high favor as she runs, lifts into the air, and Bulldogs the Mental Case's features into the flat metal surface. A small flesh-to-metal sound reverberates through the venue to delight 70,093 sets of brain holes. Effy's body goes slack and inertia is void in her. Now is a good as time as any to start the Last Woman Standing count, which Jack commences in haste.

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

Polly isn't as sold as the fans are on the Pasty Maniac's defeat and busies herself with removing one of the small monitors from the non English speaking table.

"5"

"6"

Finally Effy moves some and starts the long hard road back to her feet.

"7"

No need for an eight. Polly yanks the monitor and entire cord out of its holding place and heads toward her embattled foe. Little Blue brings it overhead in a swinging motion, twirling it around and around like a cowboy does a rodeo rope. Just as Effy stands and turns toward her, she lets it go. The metal box of moving images hurtles toward the Crazy Chick's face, but her wits are keen and she catches it in her hands. There's not a moment wasted by the desperate psychopath. She instantly lurches forward and bashes Polly across the forehead with it. The impact knocks the smaller woman silly and into a spin before she falls face first onto the floor completely out cold. Effy chucks the monitor away and takes hold of the chair. Folding it up, she brings it over her head, ignoring the pleas from her therapist to calm down. The Crazy Chick cracks it across the fairy's back one good time. The unconscious body doesn't move a muscle as it lies there in deceased mode. Jack Hammer should have probably started up the count, but refuses to do so since Effy is still, technically, engaging the girl in combat. Stone looks up at him helplessly and finally steps in, wedging himself between Polly and the maniac he has swore to heal. The second chair shot, luckily, is thwarted by the doctor's good intentions.

The Princess of Rave drops the chair and fusses at the man. Her unsettling eyes slowly start to soften as he breaks into a song of serenity and does some hand motions that, somehow, seem to be working. Effy calms down some and starts to sway in a dance that keeps with the doctor's tune. A smile forms and she steps away. Hammer sighs and starts to count again but suddenly Effy blows past her therapist and snatches up Polly's dead weight frame and slides it into the ring. Following in, she scales to the top buckle and does a shimmy and dance while there and hops off. The Body Splash hits canvas only, Polly snapping to life for only a split second to get the hell out of dodge. With the playing field level now the fans cheer on the pretty fairy while the referee commences his count. At "6" they have clamored to a stand and make a run at each other. Polly tries a Flying High Knee but Effy ducks it. Unfortunately, Jack Hammer is right behind her, stupidly placing himself in danger. As so many refs have done in the past, he goes night-night when the blow connects. Effy tries to capitalize but Polly is too quick and stuns her with a 720 Tornado Kick.

Sparkaroo is fired up and fires up the fans in the seats. She gives them a quick pandering and, with her confidence full again, starts climbing to the top buckle. Her home away from home. No sooner does she get there when out of the blue comes Effy desperately lunging at her feet. She's able to knock them out from under the Fightin' Fairy, forcing her to plop a painful seat atop the padded metal. The Crazy Chicks climbs to the tip as well, facing out toward the fans. She then stuffs Polly's head between her legs and lifts up, powering the smaller woman into a all too familiar position. She jumps off the pad with her, driving the poor girl into the canvas as if she truly wants to murder her.

Ted Cedar: "BASS DROP FROM THE TOP!"

Joey Miles: "Holy shit on a pile of shit! She power bombed her into the next millennium."

It doesn't take Effy long to notice the ref out cold. She tries to get him to come to but it's not gonna happen. Finally she summons Dr. Stone into the ring. He looks at her with a dumbfounded expression as she stands over Polly Pocket, her feet placed at either side of the clearly defeated and demolished crowd favorite. Fearing the Crazy Chick would do even more harm, Stone takes place of the ring official so to speak and starts counting.

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

"6"

Still nothing, not even the faintest twitch. Effy just looks down on the woman and remains in place, almost daring her to get up.

"7"

"8"

"9"

Jeers aplenty are heard as realization takes hold.

"10"

No bell rings. No announcement is made. Effy simply departs the ring and snatches the mic away from Laura Watts.

Effy: "Your winner of the match.. since XWA can't hire a ref who can take a blow to the face.... ME! Effy! The Greatest Diva Who Ever Lived!"

She crawls back into the ring and saunters over to Polly's still motionless frame.

Effy: "Holy shit I think I really did kill her, Dr. Stone. She isn't moving."

Dr. Stone tugs at her urgently, trying to get her to exit the ring with him and head to the back. She complies and the two begin the long walk up the ramp.

Laura Watts: "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please! After sustaining a minor injury during this Last Man Standing match and not being able to make the official count, referee Jack Hammer has ruled the match is NOT over and Effy must return to the ring or forfeit."

The announcement sparks a quick rage inside Effy and she tears off down the ramp and slides into the ring. Polly is barely standing at this point but manages to toss fairy dust into the charging woman's eyes. While Effy starts to do the blind person dance, Little Blue reaches into her attire and slips on a pair of Brass Knuckles. Seizing her chance, she runs the ropes and leaps high into the air, her fist balling with steel reinforced knuckles shuttling forward. Her signature "Fairy Fury Punch" (Roman Reigns Superman punch except with more finesse) lands dead on and Effy goes to sleep at last. Polly falls into the ropes and rests there as the referee goes from "1" to "10" in the slowest count she has ever heard. But she has won.

DING DING DING

Polly laboriously slides out of the ring and begins to make her way up the ramp. At the top of the entrance ramp, with her name being announced as winner and her music playing, she takes a cute curtsy bow. She had been vindicated. She can now return to the Fairy Forest East of the River Bliss with dignity.

Joey Miles: "Is it just me or did Effy just get royally fucking screwed?"

Ted Cedar: "Effy caught a bad break when the ref went out. She definitely had Polly beat but as fate would have it, victory wasn't meant for her tonight. These things happen, Joey."
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