January of 2004, just over six years ago. That was the month these two superstars entered the ring for the very first time, as they created what went on to become the empire of all things Hardcore, the World Wrestling Alliance. Back then, Barnez was known simply as The Giant, as Jeff began his legacy as one of the most dominant forces in the wrestling industry, Ace Acid. Not only was this the beginning of WWA, as well as their careers, but it was also the beginning of one of the most heated rivalries in the history of this sport.

The two started off as great friends. Barnez and Chandler have faced each other on so many occasions, and similarly, they've also teamed up many times. They won the WWA Tag Team Championships together, and have beaten some very dominant forces in the Tag Team industry. Yet, despite their dominance as partners, their competitive sides often show when they're facing off against one another. They bring out the very best of each other, and refuse to give less than 100% when they have to side against each other.

Yet, despite the countless amount of physically and emotionally draining matches they've had, one thing always stays the same. Barnez has never defeated his long-time rival. The hunger to defeat Jeff has caused Barnez to go to great lengths to achieve this success. He's tortured himself to no end, to toughen up enough to beat Chandler. Despite the massive size advantage he has over Jeff, Barnez has always been in his shadow.

The very match type being fought in tonight was a result of this feud, as Barnez and Jeff created the Sixty Minutes in Hell match back in the days of the WWA, in a classic match-up for the WWA World Heavyweight Championship. They pushed each other far passed their limits in this battle, even going into over-time as the score was tied one to one a second before the final buzzer was heard. This was the beginning of the legacy of the Hell matches, which went on to have 30 minute variants, and even a Tag Team version, which these two very men teamed up in to defeat Apollas Creed and Lyxon Steel.

The match eventually came to 2WWF, with the last one being a Thirty Minutes in Hell battle between Leon and Mark Storey a few months back at Hell Games, for the World Championship. Now the two men who invented this gore-filled match bring it back to its original state of sixty minutes, something that hasn't been done in years. Something that not many men would even be able to walk away from in the end, proven with the amount of damage both men received in the very first match.

Along with the Hell matches the two have been in, they've also faced off in many other outrageously hardcore matches in the past. It's as if each time they face off, they have to out-do their last encounter, and make every match an instant classic. The last time these two have been face to face was a few years back when Barnez was working for former 2WWF star Dominik Diveraz, when it was Acid who accused Barnez of losing the man he once was. Now, it's the other way around, as Barnez has stated that Mirage has killed Jeff Chandler. Jeff says he's still alive and kicking, and tonight he'll have his chance to prove that he's just as much of a monster now, as he was in the glory days.

Tonight isn't about Championships. It isn't about being at the top of the ladder. Tonight is about blood being shed. It's about bones being broken, bodies being destroyed, and souls being tortured. Tonight is about the two men we knew in WWA, with the same intensity and will to not only win, but to kill, as they had years ago. One final battle to conclude the last chapter of the story between these two warriors and their hunger for blood. Tonight is about Thomas Barnez versus Jeff Chandler, a true clash of the titans. The story ends after an hour-long visit to Hell.

Following the video package hyping up the next match on the cards, the Sixty Minutes in Hell match, the scene heads back to the arena. The crowd continues their cheers, as this incredible night full of action continues to march on towards the main event of the evening, the annual Redemption Chamber. The camera pans around the arena, looking out at all of the 2WWF fans, showcasing their excitement on this night. The camera catches shots of the different signs and 2WWF clothing owned by all of the fans, such as a Samael cap, and an "oWners of 2WWF" sign, with the faces of oWn's members painted on the front. An obese man in the front row shows his excitement by shouting out a greeting to his mother, before tearing his shirt off Hulk-style and yelling. As the fans standing near him look on in confusion, the camera's head over to the commentary table.

Dean - "What a night it's been so far, ladies and gentlemen. We've seen some great matches, and there's still a lot more to come. It's nights like this that makes 2WWF the place to be, when you want to see some purely amazing action."

Joey Miles - "Dude, look at that fat dude who just tore his shirt off."

Dean - "I see my partner here's just as excited as I am for the rest of the night."

Joey Miles - "Hahahaha, he's doing the robot! Where the fuck's my Camcorder?!"

Joey frantically searches for his camcorder, as Dean lets out a small sigh.

Dean - "I'd like to take this time to remind the folks at home that 11th Hour is brought to you tonight by Pokemon HeartGold, and SoulSilver, for the Nintendo DS. Whether you're at home, or on the go, you can bring the game with you utilizing the brand new PokeWalker accessory."

Joey Miles - "That Clair chick's Kingdra is a little pain in the ass to beat. It practically raped my Feraligatr. "

With Dean shaking his head, the respective logos for the Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver games flash on the screen. The camera zooms in on the area above the ring, as a cell is beginning to slowly descend above it.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The crowd goes wild with cheers, as they know it's time for another match. Dan Smith's powerful voice begins speaking, though it's nearly impossible to hear over the crowd's frantic cheering.

Dan Smith - "This following match is a Sixty Minutes in Hell match. The two superstars involved will be locked inside a steel cage that reaches out to the barricade, and not allowed out until the match comes to an end. The cage itself is entwined with razor wire, and a thick layer of barbed wire stretches around the top of the cage, preventing escape. There are many weapons on the floor inside the cage, and under the ring, all legal in this contest. Low-blows, eye pokes, and all other-wise illegal actions are also legal. This match will last a total of sixty minutes. The superstar with the most points following the final buzzer will be awarded the winner. In order to score points in this match, a contest must either pin an opponent for three seconds, or force him to submit. In the event of a draw, the match will continue inside the cage until a final pin or submission occurs."

Dean - "It's finally time for the feud-ending match between Ace Acid and Thomas Barnez!"

Joey Miles - "Jeff Chandler, not Ace Acid. Pay attention, foo'."

The opening guitar chords of the Rock version of the Champion music in the Pokemon Gold and Silver games begins playing, as boos fill up the arena like fog. The lights flicker in rhythm with the beats of the song, as Jeff Chandler steps onto the stage. The usual blank expression seen on his face appears to have changed for this match, as he instead sports a look of pure intensity.

Dean - "Well, here comes Jeff Chandler, as you said. The look on his face says all. He's ready for one of the biggest matches of his career."

Joey Miles - "If the look on his face says all, then why do you insist on talking? Douche. I should feed you to Clair's Kingdra."

Chandler walks down the entrance ramp, before pausing upon reaching the steel cage. A 2WWF official waits outside of the cage, holding the door open for Jeff to enter. The Artist Formerly Known as God nods to the referee, before stepping into the deadly Sixty Minutes in Hell cage. He looks around at the new style of the cage, which differs very much from the original style. Originally, the cage went around the ring, only allowing the contestants to battle inside the squared circle. Now, with the re-done style of the cage, the two can brawl outside of the ring, all the way up to the barricade. He places his hand on the steel cage, pricking his finger up against the razor wire to feel how sharp it is. After accidentally cutting his finger on the razor wire, Jeff simply smirks, and licks his finger clean. He walks up the steel steps, heading onto the apron, where he does his traditional spin, entwining his arms in the top rope once finished. As he basks in the boos of the crowd, he looks up towards the ceiling, before closing his eyes as he soaks up the atmosphere.

Joey Miles - "This match is gonna be fucking epic. Jeff just touched that razor wire, and his finger got cut. Imagine being slammed into that thing by Barnez's gorilla ass. Not even God himself could deliver that much pain. Hell, not even that little bitch's Kingdra can deliver that much pain!"

Dean - "You're really obsessed with that Pokemon, aren't you?"

Joey Miles - "IT KILLED MY FERALIGATR WITH HYDRO PUMP! THAT'S NOT FUCKING RIGHT!"

Jeff enters the ring, and walks over to the nearest corner, which he simply sits down in. As he relaxes and waits for his opponent to come out, the Fabled lets out a slight grin, apparently excited for the upcoming match. As his music begins to die down, so do the fans' reactions to Chandler entering the arena. As the arena grows quiet, the silence is soon put to a stop as the entire arena goes pitch black, causing a massive eruption of both cheers and boos from the fans. The titantron begins a countdown, with which the fans count along.

*3-2-1*

Upon the number one hitting the titantron, a massive explosion goes off on the stage, gaining an even louder reaction from the crowd. The eruption is followed with a loud screech-like voice, known by each and every Disturbed fan in the World.

OWAHAHAHAH!

"Get Down With The Sickness" begins playing, as red strobe lights go along with the instrumental bit of the song. The smoke clears to reveal Thomas Barnez standing on the stage. The cheers practically devour the boos at this point, as the blood-thirsty fans realize we're getting closer and closer to the match.

Dean - "And here's Thomas Barnez, one of the largest men to ever enter a 2WWF ring!"

Joey Miles - "That is indeed one big mother fucker."

Barnez shakes his head, forcing his long black hair to fly out from in front of his face, allowing him to have better vision. He glances down at the ring, only to see Jeff Chandler staring back from his seated position in the corner, both men with a look of determination on their faces. Barnez slowly begins walking to the ring. In the eyes of some fans, he looks like a noble warrior heading off to defeat his evil foe. In the eyes of others, it's as if Barnez is walking down the death row, nearing his execution. Barnez halts in front of the cage, as he continues staring at Jeff from outside of the ring, something he hasn't stopped doing since he hit the stage. He simply ignores the referee, as the Red Prince steps inside the cage, the official on the outside quickly shutting the door and locking so, to official seal their fates. Barnez climbs up the steel steps, and walks onto the apron. He pauses, as he continues to glare across the ring at Jeff.

Joey Miles - "I don't know whether Barnez looks like he's going to kill Jeff, or eat him. Either way, it'll be fucking entertaining."

Dean - "With all of the history between these two men, you can't help but wonder just what exactly will they do to each other tonight?"

Barnez extends his rather large leg over the top rope, as he then extends his other leg over, to enter the ring. Immediately, he heads over to the corner that Jeff's sitting down in. Barnez stands directly in front of Chandler, whom looks at him almost as if to say "You're blocking my sun." Jeff slowly gets back to his feet, showing absolutely no signs of fear. He walks right up to Barnez, as the two stand face-to-chest, Chandler looking up at Barnez's face. The referee for this match quickly gets between the two, not something many smart men would do, as he tells them the match hasn't started yet. They both take a few steps back, away from one another, as Dan Smith finishes the introductions he started earlier.

Dan Smith - "On one side of the ring, we have a man known to be legendary in the business for his hardcore style, and his tendency to be the king of every promotion he's in. He is a sixteen time World Champion, gaining the 2WWF World Championship three of those sixteen times. He has also won the 2WWF Tag Team Championships three times, as well as the Internet Championship twice. He is a two-time Royal Rumble winner, and has won the 2WWF Money in the Bank of 2008, and was a Co-Winner of the Hell Games tournament of 2007. Along with these accomplishments, and his many other Championships and honors in other companies, he is the longest reigning 2WWF World Champion in the history of this company, and a member of the 2WWF League of Legends. Measuring in at six feet and one inch, two hundred and twenty pounds. At the age of twenty-five, born in Columbus, Ohio. He is the Excellence of Innovation, the Now and Always King, and the Artist Formerly Known As God..Jeff Chandler!"

Boos envelope the entire arena, at the sound of Jeff's name escaping Dan Smith's mouth. Jeff cocks his head to the right a bit, and then back to the left, as he lets out a small grin.

Dan Smith - "And on the opposing side of the ring, a man known mostly for his time in the World Wrestling Alliance. He was a Triple-Crown Champion in WWA, having won the Intercontinental Championship twice, the Tag Team Championships three times, and the Heavyweight Championship twice. He's also won the 2WWF Internet Championship, and was inducted into the WWA Hall of Fame. He's worked as a bodyguard for both Danny Diamond and Dominik Diveraz, and will be having his match since April 24th of 2009, when he defeated Dominik Diveraz for the Internet Championship at Blood Stained in a Last Man Standing match. Measuring in at seven feet and two inches, three hundred and forty-seven pounds. At the age of thirty-six, born in Detroit, Michigan. He is the Red Prince, Satan's Assassin, and the Giant..Thomas Barnez!"

A majorly positive reaction generates from the crowd for Barnez, perhaps backing him so much because this is not only his retirement match, but also because his opponent is the much-despised Jeff Chandler. With Dan Smith's introductions finally over, it's time for this match to officially begin. Jeff and Barnez glare at each from separate sides of the ring, both with very bad intentions on their minds. The referee throws one hand into the air, signaling for the match to begin, much to the crowd's delight.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Thomas Barnez on one side of the ring, and Jeff Chandler on the opposing side of the ring. This is the first time that sight's been seen in years. In fact, the two only had one match in 2WWF, and that was exactly one year ago, in last year's Redemption Chamber. For those who have never seen a single WWA match, this is going to be a brand new experience for them. The two hardcore icons slowly pace closer and closer to one another. They know just what the other man is capable of, and don't want to rush into anything. The first move in the match is taken by Thomas Barnez. Surprisingly, it's not an offensive move. He extends his hand out, in hopes of a handshake. Jeff appears hesitant to accept at first, but he slowly reaches in, grabbing the hand of his much larger opponent, as the two shake hands. The crowd lets out a small pop, as the two show that despite how much they hate each other, they both have an immense amount of respect for one another. However, as Chandler wants to let go of the handshake, Barnez refuses. A grin comes across the behemoth of a man's face, as he pulls Chandler in; swiftly throwing his arm into the air and nailing the former World Champion with a massive lariat, that practically sends Chandler inside out as he's flipped onto the canvas. Jeff rolls on the mat, with both hands on his throat as he gags for breath. Barnez stands over his fallen opponent, mouthing the words "You should have known better."

*Mixed reactions spark from the crowd at the cheap move by Barnez, but with excitement at seeing Jeff taken down so vigorously.*

Joey Miles - "Damn. Look at that shit, Dean. Just imagine being clotheslined by a man that big. His arm's fucking huge. That's like throwing you horizontally at somebody's neck!"

Dean - "Sadly, his arm would probably hurt more than that."

Barnez lets out a small chuckle, as Jeff finally begins getting back up, still rubbing his neck a little bit. The Red Prince doesn't allow the World Championship's number one contender to go far, as he quickly latches onto Chandler's hair, and slams him into the nearest turnbuckle, back first. He begins softening Jeff up with various blows, such as punches and elbows to his jaw. Knowing that he has to endure a full sixty minutes in this match, Jeff quickly swipes at Thomas' eyes, for a quick break. He slides out from the turnbuckle, making his way to the other side of the ring, away from Barnez. Thomas, now angered by getting his eye raked, turns towards the Artist Formerly Known as God. He doesn't get a chance to see much however, as he's immediately nailed by a running dropkick from Jeff, a direct shot to his groin. Barnez lets out a monstrous roar, as he drops to his knees. With Barnez closer to Jeff's eye-level now, he turns to his side and raises his foot directly into the face of Barnez, nailing the gigantic star with his variation of the superkick; known as the Aceassination. Barnez drops backwards, hitting the canvas with a loud thud. Jeff lets out an arrogant smirk, as he's managed to turn this match around. His smirk is quickly turned into a more surprised expression, as Barnez begins getting up, pounding the canvas with his fists as if all Jeff's done is anger him even more. Trying to catch Barnez off guard, Chandler dashes full speed at him. All this does is lure the King of Turmoil into a trap, as Barnez stops him dead in his tracks, by latching onto his neck. The entire ring is shook, as Chandler is slammed full force onto his spine following a huge Chokeslam from the Giant.

*The arena fills with cheers, as one explicit fan in the crowd even goes so far as to say "Break his fucking back!"*

Joey Miles - "FUCK!"

Dean - "That was a really powerful move by Barnez, wasn't it partner?"

Joey Miles - "Huh? Oh, no. I just finally beat that damn Kingdra, and this bitch sent out a Dragonite that raped my Feraligatr before I could even use Ice Fang."

Barnez glares at the downed opponent of his, with eyes colder than the North Pole. "Without me here to give you a true challenge, you've lost yourself," Barnez says to the slightly-glazed over man. He kneels down, grabbing Jeff by his hair, forcing him to glance into his purely evil eyes. "I made you who you--" Barnez is directly cut off, as Jeff suddenly bites down on his bottom lip, spewing a mist of blood into the eyes of Barnez; the Crimson Mist, which forces the big man to jump back, as he frantically tries to get the blood out of his eyes. With his opponent distracted, Jeff gets back up to his feet, still feeling the effects of the Chokeslam. He looks over at Barnez, speaking back to the seven foot two beast, "I made myself." With that said, the Great Dane darts towards Barnez, nailing him with a simple, yet effective enzuigiri kick; a kick which sends a loud echo vibrating throughout the arena. Barnez drops front first onto the ring canvas, as Jeff wipes a bit of blood away from his bottom lip. Chandler looks out at the fans around the arena, most of whom are booing the satanic superstar. The Savior of Wrestling raises one hand in the air, as he tilts his head back, and closes his eyes. This only garners more boos from the members of the audience, but the 25 year old monster doesn't seem to care. He lowers his hand, looking down at Barnez with his cold presence radiating throughout the entire arena.

*The boos heard from the crowd begin to die down a bit, as they seem intrigued at what will happen next.*

Dean – ”Hate him or love him, there isn’t another superstar with a presence quite like this man. The long history of the rivalry between these two is really beginning to unfold in this match-up.”

Joey Miles – ”Did Jeff just say he made himself? How the fuck is that possible, his mom had to have…FUCKING WAKE UP ALREADY NIDOKING!”

With Barnez slowly making his way to a footed base, Jeff quickly slithers his way over to the corner. The Da Vinci of Wrestling climbs to the top turnbuckle, readying himself for an aerial assault on the over-sized opponent of his. As Barnez finally reaches a vertical stance, Jeff leaps into the air with a Pegasus-like elegance. He twists his body horizontally, attempting to take the big man down with a cross body. Barnez showcases the strength he holds in his massive muscles, as he catches Jeff seemingly effortlessly. Satan’s Keeper steps into the center of the ring, still holding onto Chandler. As the 2WWF League of Legends inductee tries to get free from Barnez’s grasp, the massive structure of a human raises Chandler into the air, ala Military Press. Being held over ten feet in the air, Jeff frantically tries to slide his way out of this very bad situation. He isn’t give enough time however. With a Warrior’s scream, Barnez dashes full speed at the ropes. Upon reaching the ropes, he tosses Jeff with all of his might outside of the ring. The unbelievable strength of Thomas is seen clearly as Jeff flies all the way to the steel cage; crashing painfully into it! A loud scream of pain echoes from the superstar’s mouth, as the razor wire entwined in the cage slices through his skin like a butcher’s knife. Jeff plops to the floor outside of the ring, blood beginning to pour from his side and back areas that were cut by the razor wire.

*Immense cheers flow from the crowd, the match finally beginning to take a hardcore turn.*

Dean – “Can you believe the power that Thomas Barnez possesses? For him, that was practically nothing, but it absolutely devastated Jeff! We’re barely a quarter into this match; Jeff’s going to need to step his game up if he even wants to survive the rest of this. Despite his arrogant personality though, Jeff is known for having the heart of a lion. If anyone can last with that beast in a match like this, it’s him.”

Joey Miles – “...Fuck, what just happened? Damnit! *Turns off Nintendo DS* Do it again Barnez; I wasn’t watching!”

The audience seems to be in an absolute riot as Jeff Chandler breaths in a scattered rhythm on the arena floor, the war zone-esque cage the only thing separating him from the crowd's critical wrath. A vengeful Thomas Barnez watches from the squared circle's edge, watching his opposition's movements with precision before exiting to the ring apron to further his onslaught. The scarlet streams that form labyrinths across the skin of Jeff Chandler continue to flow in essence of Colorado rapids. This doesn't stop the sheer determination of "The King of Turmoil" as he slowly arises before the oncoming Thomas Barnez. Before the colossal figure even has the time to touch Chandler's body, the former World Champion lunges forwards and grabs the waistline of Barnez' pants, pulling him face-first in to the razor wire-intertwined steel cage! The audience gasps in sheer disgust as the sharpened razors lacerate through the giant's facade. He roars in detest before turning to exemplify his rage upon the perpetrator. However, it's Jeff Chandler who captivates his gigantic foe with a brutal European Uppercut. Chandler uses his foe's current instability in order to quickly search under the ring apron to produce a steel chair. He turns and swings instinctively, connecting with a vicious chair-shot to the skull of Barnez, dropping the titan to one knee. But that doesn't stop Jeff from continuing his assault, as he lifts the chair once more and swings it as hard as he can at the cranium of his wounded foe. SMACK yet again, but "The Red Prince" still does not falter. With a guttural snarl, and a swing of great might, Chandler drops his long time rival to the mat with a third chair-shot that completely removes the seat from it's hinges!

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT" cries the rabid, extreme fans.

Chandler calls for the referee to join the chaos outside as he covers the downed Barnez.

One!
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Two!
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THR-BREAKOUT!

Dean: "The fact that Barnez could even muster enough strength to kick out after those three wicked chair-shots is beyond my limit of comprehension. These two men are inhuman!"

Joey: "Jesus shitting Christ! Is that what I've been missing the entire time I was playing fucking Pokemon? ARGH!"

"The Fabled" Jeff Chandler slicks his ruby-stained hair out of his face and growls demonically as he begins to rummage under the apron for anything he can use to destroy his mountainous foe. Bags, tables, chairs, kendo sticks, light tubes, lighter fluid, matches, glass panels; anything you can possibly imagine is pulled from under the ring by a ravenous Jeff Chandler. But one object in particular brings a familiar sickening gleam to the eyes of Jeff Chandler. A sixteen foot aluminum ladder. However, a crimson masked Thomas Barnez seems to be unappreciative of Chandler's actions as he drills his newly acquired steel ring steps into the ladder, thus crushing Jeff's face! The former World Champion falls down in a broken mess upon the arena floor, cradling his face as Barnez begins to set up his next deadly contraption. He grabs the table and slants it against the wall of the cage, before smiling grimly. He tears Chandler from the arena floor, and whips him straight towards the table with no prior warning. However Chandler manages to halt himself before colliding face first with the oak finish of the table. Taking a deep breath, Chandler slowly turns around, only to be Gored straight through the table and into the razor wire yet again! The audience bursts into ballistics, as both men lie on the mat in agony, Barnez having drilled his own skull into the cage in the process!

Joey: "What in the blue fuck was Barnez hoping to accomplish with that Gore? All he did was break valuable furniture and bonk himself on the fucking noggin'!"

Dean: "...Right you are. A very risky move on Barnez' part. But where there is risk, there is often an equal distribution of reward."

The audience shivers in anticipation of what action could possibly come next as the clock counts down progressively. Currently slated at 36:08 remaining.

"Satan's Assistant" is unsurprisingly the first competitor to reach his feet, although he is practically blinded by the amount of blood on his face. From one of the bags on the arena floor, Barnez finds an object quite fulfilling to his needs of psychotic intent. Handcuffs. He gladly laces them around a strand of razor wire and cuffs Jeff's wrists into the captivating contraption. "The Wicked One" simply hangs dormant from the cuffs as Barnez stands behind him holding the bag from earlier in one hand, and lighter fluid with matches in the other. From inside of the bag, he pulls a container with table tennis balls inside of it. He grabs one of the balls and drenches it in lighter fluid whilst laughing sadistically. With a simple light of a match the plastic coating on the ball begins to burn away. Barnez quickly disposes of the ball, throwing it at the exposed back of Jeff Chandler. It extinguishes with a loud pop as the flames meet with the highly flammable cellulose nitrate of the inside of the ping pong ball, creating a minor explosion upon collision with Jeff's back. However minor the explosion may be, it's still significant enough to cause searing pain across the burned flesh of Chandler. Jeff, while moaning in pain, begins to twist repeatedly in his currently predicament, as Barnez begins to light another small bomb. Just as he readies to throw it however, Jeff's spin cycle pays off as the razor wire snaps under the torque, giving him just enough room to roll out of the way of the flaming ball!

Dean: "I'm not quite sure the state fire marshal would quite agree with the tactics just used by Thomas Barnez, but it was quite innovative and well-thought up."

Joey: "That's definitely not fucking legal. I demand disqualification and reparations for burn treatment."

Dean: "Anything is legal in 60 Minutes in Hell, partner."

The crowd rages with excitement as Jeff Chandler escapes the wrath of Barnez' mini-bombs.

Thomas Barnez snickers infinitely as Jeff Chandler enters the ring as quickly as he can, still handcuffed. "Death's Keeper" grabs a panel of glass from the arena floor and enters the ring without another thought. He drops the glass pane for the time being, and approaches an oblivious Jeff Chandler. As he yanks him however, Chandler swings his cuffed hands towards Barnez and connects the steel contraption against his foe's face, stunning him just long enough for Chandler to leap into the air. He laces the links of his cuffs over Barnez' head whilst simultaneously lifting his knees to his opponent's chin, executing a riveting Codebreaker that shatters the chain-link keeping him condemned! Jeff can't let up now, he has to further the gap in his advantage as much as possible, with the halfway point nearing ominously. He drags the big man up to his feet and pushes him into the corner, he begins to execute pulsating knife-edged chops to his bare chest, while yelling with fury. "YOU CAN'T STOP ME TOM! I AM THE CURSE THAT YOU CANNOT BREAK" With one final chop, Chandler jacks the jaw of his opponent with a dirty elbow, before jogging to the corner of the ring that holds the glass panel. He picks it up and points at Barnez before bolting forwards. At the last possible instance, Chandler leaps while pulling his knees to his chest and the glass in front of him, executing an absolutely brutal double knee ram that shatters the glass across the facade of Barnez! A move Chandler calls Kamehameha!

"THIS IS AWESOME" bellows through the arena as a brutalized Thomas Barnez falls face-first to the glass encrusted mat. The timer has reached 30:00.

Dean: "What an innovative maneuver by Jeff Chandler! Unfortunately, the splash damage provided by the glass and the sheer adrenaline it took to use the move has causes Chandler to collapse right next to Barnez!"

Joey: "Come on you bloody motherfucker! Pin his bitch ass! Ah, fuck it. I'm turning my DS back on."

The match is only half way over, yet both men are feeling absolutely devastated at what's happened so far. Yet, they both continue to march on; neither man wanting this loss on their record. At this point it comes down to one thing. Who wants it more? With both men dripping in blood and sweat, Jeff pulls himself closer to Barnez. He extends his arm across the chest of his big opponent, looking to gain the first victory.

One!

Two!

THR-Kickout!

The arena lights up with cheers, as the match is still tied zero to zero. No matter the pain he feels, Barnez doesn't want to give Jeff the satisfaction of even gaining a single victory tonight. The Artist Formerly Known as God slams his fists off the canvas in desperation at not being able to gain a win thus far in the match. He uses the nearby set of ropes to pull himself back to a footed base, stumbling a bit due to the loss of blood. After shaking it off, Jeff grabs onto Barnez's long luscious hair; pulling the big man closer to a vertical base. A punch to the gut from the Giant causes Chandler to release his hair; taking a few steps back in the process. With Chandler distracted for a split second, Barnez rams his arm into the throat of the Triple Crown Champion with a clothesline that would put Bradshaw to shame. With all of the blood exiting his body, Barnez appears to want even more. He rips the steel chain off of his pocket, and rolls Jeff onto his stomach. Crouching down over him, Barnez wraps the chain around Jeff's neck and pulls with much force to lock in a modified camel clutch; the Labyrinth.

*As Jeff struggles for breath, the crowd pops for the big man taking control again in this back-and-fourth contest.*

Dean - ”Very smart of Barnez to use that steel chain as a weapon right now. You have to wonder if Chandler will tap out and give his opponent a one point advantage.”

Joey Miles - ”Of course not, Dean. Jeff’s a fucking warrior. He would never dare of giving the fuck up!”

Dean - ”What happened to playing your DS, Joey?”

Joey Miles - ”I can’t hear the background music over the fans, and that’s the best fucking part! I’ll just play later when they shut the fuck up. Probably when that Leon bitch comes out.”

As Jeff coughs, he frantically tries to break free of the hold by tugging on the steel chain. Barnez simply replies to this by pulling even harder on it, causing the 2010 Royal Rumble winner to choke even harder. Running out of options; Jeff swiftly rams his head backwards, forcing the back of his head to smash into the nose of his opponent, busting it open. Barnez immediately lets go, as he lets out a scream of pain from having his nose busted open. As Barnez steps back, brushing his hands against his bleeding nose, Jeff gets back up to his feet, still coughing a bit. Angered, Barnez grabs Chandler by his throat; possibly looking for a second chokeslam. This time he decides to change it up a bit. The Red Prince pulls Jeff over to the ropes by his throat, as he prepares for a chokeslam over the top rope, that would send his foe falling into a pile of weapons on the floor outside of the ring. The titan raises Jeff into the air, but as soon as Jeff gets high enough to go over the top rope, he quickly wraps his arm around the neck of the big man, and reverses the move by falling outside of the ring, still holding onto the head of Thomas, sending his neck into the top rope with an incredible reversal rendition of his diamond cutter; the A.C.E.. Jeff drops to the floor outside of the ring, as Barnez falls backwards in the ring; his hands around his throat as he gags.

*Though the majority of the audience replies with boos, there are some cheers for the very wise and well-performed reversal by Jeff.*

Joey Miles - ”Ha! That’s REAL hardcore deep-throating right there!”

Dean - ”There are so many things wrong with that statement Joey…”

Jeff reaches inside the ring, and grabs a hold of Barnez's leg; pulling the big man out of the ring by it. Once Barnez touches the outside of the ring, Chandler ambushes him with strikes. Still a bit groggy from the A.C.E., Barnez stumbles backwards into the steel post due to the punches from Jeff. The Wicked One takes a step back, before executing a Martial Arts-esque pose. He swiftly spins his right leg in the air; looking for a roundhouse kick. Unfortunately for the former World Champion, Barnez is able to move out of the way, and his opponent's foot is sent ramming into the steel post. As Chandler lets out a scream of pain, his gargantuan opponent nails the much-smaller star in the abdomen with his knee, quickly placing Chandler's head in between his legs. With the crowd backing him 100%, Barnez pulls Jeff onto his shoulders in a powerbomb style. With eyes more poisonous than venom; Barnez dashes at the steel cage, before launching his opponent off his shoulders and back first into the razor-wire entwined cage! As the cage wall shakes, and Chandler's screams of pain fill the arena, blood from Jeff's back drips from the razor; the Savior of Wrestling dropping down to his knees in pain. Despite the look of absolute devastation on Chandler's face that hasn't been seen in a long time, Barnez shows absolutely no mercy as he causes his long-time rival even more pain; viciously soccer-kicking him in his chest. Jeff's body drops to the ground like a corpse being thrown into a dirt hole.

*Like a pack of blood-thirsty vampires, the arena roars at the site of all the blood.*

Joey Miles - ”Fuck a duck in the ass. That looked painful.”

Dean - ”So painful that you want to perform bestiality?...Well, whether that’s the case or not, that HAD to hurt Jeff. Chandler is one of the company’s most resourceful wrestlers, and he can take a lot of damage, but he’s still a human. Everyone has their limits, and his has to be getting reached.”

Barnez looks out at the raging fans; most of whom applaud this outrageously hardcore match. He lets out a slick smirk, saying to the fans, "This is what you've been missing." Satan's Assassin looks down at Jeff; the disgusting smile seen so many times in the past on his face. It's time to break Jeff Chandler. With those words circling in his head, Barnez searches the ground for an appropriate weapon for what he's planning. He finds just the weapon; eagerly grabbing a mirror on the ground. He heads back over to Jeff; now getting back to his feet. Barnez places the mirror on the ground, as he grabs a hold of Chandler's long blond hair. Similar to his set-up for the earlier powerbomb, the big man places his opponent's head in between his legs. This time however, he sets up in a double underhook, as he stands directly over the mirror; forcing Jeff to look at himself being stuck in this terrible predicament. Just as it looks like Barnez is going to nail a double underhook face buster, Chandler uses quick thinking; and the back of his head; to get free from this situation, by banging his head against the groin of the gigantic man. Barnez immediately lets go as, no matter the size, a headbutt to the groin is a headbutt to the groin. Jeff doesn't give his big rival a second to get away, as he quickly leaps into the air, grabbing onto Thomas' head in the process; pulling it down with a sit-out facebuster that sends Thomas face first into the mirror! The sound of glass shattering is heard, as blood pours onto the broken mirror.

*Despite hating Chandler, a majority of the crowd cheers after seeing the reversal from Jeff; especially the hardcore-loving fans.*

Joey Miles - ”Barnez just broke that mirror with his face. Seven years of bad luck motherfucker!”

Dean - ”Just when you think he’s out, he comes back in. This match is just so unpredictable. There’s no telling who will win!”

With the clock getting closer and closer to the final buzzer, these two men continue to beat each other closer and closer to death. Jeff uses the ring curtain to pull himself back to a footed base, as Barnez lays with his head bleeding profusely. Upon reaching his feet, the Fabled lets out some heavy breathing as he tries to recompose himself after all that's gone on so far. While he's trying to catch his breath, Barnez begins getting back to his feet; slowly but surely. Jeff looks down at Barnez with hatred in his eyes; a sight that not even a mother could love. Chandler realizes that Barnez has brought out something in him tonight that hasn't been freed for a long time. As Barnez is nearing a vertical base, Jeff tries to enter the ring again, but he's stopped while on the apron as Barnez grabs his foot. The King of Hardcore gets free by kicking Thomas directly in the face with his free foot. With Barnez stumbling; Jeff leaps off the apron, rotating his body backwards in a shooting star manner. Upon reaching him, Chandler wraps his arm around the neck of the Giant; pulling him directly down into the floor by his head with an amazing shooting star DDT; the Damage Control! Barnez rolls onto his back; Chandler laying motionless next to him due to all the blood lost and fatigue received in this match. Blood from both of the warriors drips onto the floor; the area looking like the scene of a murder.

*”Holy shit!-Holy shit!-Holy shit!” The excellent move pulled off by Chandler gains a huge pop from the crowd, as the crowd chants in unison.*

Dean - ”Wow! That move came from out of the blue by Chandler! It really says something about your abilities when you can perform moves that take that kind of skill in the state that Jeff is in right now.”

Joey Miles - ”Jeff is a fucking beast, Dean. He will slice your fucking nuts off with a pocket knife, and not think twice about it!”

The audience is absolutely riveted by the amount of ultraviolent action taking place in this match tonight. Both men have fought with their heart and souls for the past fifty-or-so minutes, and it appears that their bodies have been entirely broken. However, that's when it hits. A spark of life in the fallen Jeff Chandler. His arm raises wearily from the arena floor, and he slowly pulls himself to a seated base, crimson spilled over nearly every single inch of his body. Much to his own personal demise, Thomas Barnez begins to arise from the bloodied floor as well. As both gladiators meet on unsteady feet, they fire off right hands at the skull of the other. "The Giant" ends this exchange by simply clasping his gargantuan hand around the larynx of his adversary. Jeff flails wildly, but Barnez lifts him from the floor in a weakened state nonetheless. Taking advantage of his worn opposition, "The King of Turmoil" swings his body to the side and connects with a sharp Enzuigiri to Thomas' skull. The big man immediately releases his grip on the former 2WWF World Champion, letting him fall back down to his feet. Chandler captivates instantaneously with a brutal kick to the temple of his doubled-over opponent, before reaching under the ring quickly. From under it he pulls a black collar with a remote. He quickly fastens the collar around Thomas' neck, but just as he does the monstrous man pushes him back and bolts forwards for a Gore! Before he can make connection however, Jeff presses the button on the remote, sending an electric charge through the collar, completely immobilizing Barnez for the time being!

The crowd boos profusely for the underhanded tactics of Jeff Chandler as he taunts vigorously.

Dean: "Oh, what the heck is this? That's not even fair! Barnez can't even moved without Chandler shocking him half to death!"

Joey: "All is fair in war and one night stand. And that's a fact. Go ask your wife, Dean-o."

Jeff Chandler revels in his own dirty deeds, holding the remote control high in the air proudly. While this seems like the ideal time to do such a foolish task, Chandler's revelry is in vain as a terrifying titan arises behind him silently. Thomas Barnez grabs the hand that the remote is in, causing "The Artist Formerly Known as God" to spin around in fear. As Chandler attempts to press the button frantically, Barnez laughs through the pain and crushes the plastic object in his hand. Jeff watches in horror as the remote falls to the arena floor in fifteen-or-so pieces. Barnez snickers loudly as he begins to pull the collar from his neck. This is when the vindictive viper strikes however, as Chandler slams his knee into the lower abdominal region of his opponent, doubling him over, before grabbing a handful of "Satan's Assistant's" hair. Jeff screams out in rage before drilling his own bleeding head against the cranium of his adversary, over and over again, hoping to topple him with numerous headbutts. Barnez doesn't dance around the fact that he isn't a fair fighter however, as he instantaneously low blows the unsuspecting Jeff Chandler, halting his assault. Thomas Barnez reaches downwards and pulls his studded belt from his pants, and halves it. He then begins to wail upon the bare spine of "The Excellence of Innovation" with the steel-studded leather. Jeff Chandler wails in pain as welt form upon his flesh and the clock continues to tick down. Barnez decides it's time to get a fall, as he laces the belt around Jeff's throat before placing his boot in his spine, pulling and pushing at the same time in a brutal surfboard variation!

The referee checks on Chandler feverishly as the breath is choked right out of his throat by the ravenous Thomas Barnez.

Joey: "Jeff is just taking a nap ref! Don't believe the fucking lies! BARNEZ SITS ON A THRONE OF LIES I TELL YOU!"

Dean: "I'm not even quite sure that either of these men can end this bitter competition until the other one is... ended."

Tick, tock. Tick, tock. The clock strikes down below three minutes, but Rosey and Jamal won't be the ones clearing the ring; emergency medical teams will be. Thomas Barnez begins to get bored with simply choking his long-time rival, so he simply releases his grip on the belt and Curb Stomps Chandler into the arena floor ruthlessly! Jeff crawls desperately under the ring apron as Barnez takes a moment to breath. As Thomas looks down, he notices that his opponent has disappeared entirely! An awe-stricken look overtakes the facade of the enormous individual. Suddenly, on the opposite side of the ring, Barnez spots the arising former World Champion whom sports a sickening grin on his face; almost like a child on Christmas morning. Chandler's favorite present this year, appears to have been provided to him by his old friend and former team mate, Fuse-Boy. Jeff slides into the ring, hiding the barbed wire-wrapped sledgehammer known infamously as Hack-n-Smash from his opponent. Barnez rolls into the ring with rage filling his heart, before dashing towards Chandler in a headstrong manner. Jeff counters, drilling the head of the hammer into his gut, dropping Barnez down to his hands and knees with no doubt about it. Chandler laughs maniacally before lifting the hammer over his head and slamming it's razor-sharp head down upon the spine of Barnez, crushing him to the mat. Slowly, the big man tries to get up once more, but Jeff is watching him like a lion stalking a gazelle, and charges forwards, executing a merciless shot to the face with Hack-n-Smash, before covering Barnez without a second thought.

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THR-BREAKOUT!

Just one second after Barnez somehow manages to shoot his shoulder up from the mat, the buzzer goes off, signaling that the time has ran out for the match. Chandler begins to punch the mat furiously as an announcer takes the microphone.

Dan Smith: "Ladies and gentlemen, in the event of a tied score, the 60 Minutes in Hell Match will now go-  INTO SUDDEN DEATH!"

The crowd bursts into hysterics as Chandler's eyes widen in shock.

Dean: "Wow! Even after Jeff Chandler brought out the signature weapon of 2WWF Legend Fuse-Boy, and annihilated Barnez with it, the big man was still able to kick out and send us into Sudden Death! Now then, under Sudden Death rules, the first man to score a pin-fall or submission will be proclaimed victorious. Things are about to get interesting."

Joey: "What the fuck! Jeff definitely got the motherfucking fall! This match should be over! I hate to quote that little shit Shade; but FUCKING BLASPHEMY!"

Both warriors are panting heavily, the blood cloaked fashionably over their dozens of war scars. They both flash grins in the general direction of one another before pushing themselves to footed bases yet again. They both approach one another in the center of the ring, before yet again starting the match off with a crowd-approving handshake out of absolute respect for one another. However this time, it's not Barnez who tries for the cheap shot. As soon as Jeff begins to turn, he grabs Hack-n-Smash and takes a wild swing towards the skull of "The Sadistic Psycho's" skull. Barnez manages to conveniently duck out of the way, causing Hack-n-Smash to ricochet off of the top elastic rope, and smack Jeff Chandler square in the forehead! "The Da Vinci of Wrestling" drops the the hammer and staggers backwards in shock. Barnez doesn't waste any allotted time as he seizes Jeff by the trunks and his throat and propels him into the air in a Military Press. With a one fell swoop, Barnez releases Chandler over the top rope, causing him to crash with a sickening thud against the ring apron, and flop down to the arena floor lifelessly.

Dean: "Ouch! Barnez just flat out tossed Chandler out of the ring like a rag doll. I don't think Jeff had anticipated being turned on by his own weapon, haha!"

Joey: "Hey, Dean. SHUT THE FUCK UP! You're not funny, and you're really ruining your chances at being allowed into oWn."

Dean: "But I don't want-"

Joey: "Just call the match, okay bitch?"

The crowd begins to cheer wildly, as Barnez steps out of the ring in absolute control.

Absolute control is exactly what the demon known as Thomas Barnez possesses. He grabs Chandler by his hair and simply yanks him to his feet without a second thought. He pushes Chandler up against the razor wire-intertwined steel and punches him in square in the jaw. Next, Barnez seizes the ladder brought into the competition much earlier by Chandler, and sets it up next to the ring. His intentions can only be sinister as he grabs Chandler yet again, and slings him over his shoulder as he begins to slowly climb the aluminum structure. Sixteen feet in the air is quite high for a seven foot man, but Barnez is quite willing to sacrifice himself one last time if it means putting the final nail in the coffin of Jeff "Ace Acid" Chandler. He lets Jeff's feet drop down on the other side of the ladder and locks him into a front chancery, hoping for a terrifying superplex from the pinnacle. However, Jeff fires a right hand into Tom's gut, before viciously headbutting him. Thomas responds with a tantalizing punch that knocks Jeff clear from the ladder. Fortunately, he lands with cat-like reflexes upon the nearby ring apron. He wastes no time in jumping up to springboard from the middle rope and turn in mid-air in order to Dropkick the ladder in which Barnez is standing upon. This causes a free-falling effect where Barnez is vaulted face-first into the razor wire cage wall before falling to his demise upon the arena floor to join Chandler.

"THIS IS AWESOME" "WWA!" "HE'S HARDCORE!" all echo through the arena vivaciously as the crowd is clearly captivated by the amazing match that's been presented to them.

Joey: "Both the motherfuckers are down yet again! WHEN WILL THIS SHIT END SO I CAN PLAY POKEMON AGAIN!?"

Dean: "I don't think you're going to have much of a wait, partner. That last move took both of their tanks down to "E" I assume. It's only a matter of who can score the pin."

Both competitors lie in wake upon the arena floor, a ringing in their ears as the blood loss becomes more and more severe with each second. The referee doesn't appear to know what to do in this very unorthodox situation, but fortunately for him both competitors begin to stir slowly. A bloodied, beaten and broken Jeff Chandler uses the ring apron and pull himself up and into the ring. A ravenous Thomas Barnez uses the nearby tipped-over ladder to pull himself up and follows Jeff Chandler into the ring. A malevolent Chandler grips the handle of Hack 'n Smash and smirks violently, preparing to turn and crack Thomas Barnez one last time with the object. He slowly begins to turn, and raises the object. However before Chandler can strike his foe with the barbed wire-wrapped sledgehammer, Thomas cuts through him with a last resort GORE! He covers without a second thought, wanting to end the sudden death.

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THR-NO!

Dean: "Oh my God! How did Jeff Chandler just kick out of that? He's nearly on the verge of death and somehow managed to STILL break out!"

Joey: "YES! YES! YES! KICK HIS FUCKING ASS JEFF!"

The crowd roars in anticipation for this match to continue.

Barnez rolls off of his opponent gritting his teeth and drags him up from the mat. All of a sudden, the look on his face distorts as Jeff Chandler low blows him ferociously. He jumps into action, lacing his leg around Tom's head and his leg, before lifting him up onto his shoulders! The audience bursts into hysterics as Chandler roars with adrenaline. He tosses Thomas up in the air and catches him with a brutalistic knee lift on his descent. Barnez' head snaps backwards after the Go 2 Sleep as he falls down to the mat. Jeff covers one final time.

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THREE!

The audience bursts into cheers for the amazing finish to the match.

Dean: "Wow! What a blockbuster ending to that match-up. Who'd have thought Chandler had the inner strength to lift Barnez up for a GTS!?"

Joey: "Atta-boy Jeff! ATTA FUCKING BOY! SCORRRRE!"

Jeff Chandler celebrates valiantly in the ring, but he suddenly stops and stands over a weak Barnez. Chandler leans down and offers his hand. Barnez reluctantly takes it after a minute's consideration, and Chandler pulls him up to his feet. The audience goes silent, and suddenly Chandler and Barnez embrace in a heart-felt hug. The entire crowd cheers wildly as the segment cuts backstage, marking the retirement of Thomas Barnez.

The show comes back from a commercial break to the main arena and the first thing heard is Dan Smith.

Dan Smith "Ladies and gentleman, it is now time for the main event of the evening!"

As soon as 2WWF's ring announcer Dan Smith has announced that it's time for the main event, the audience goes wild with cheers; excited for a huge match-up.

Dan Smith "The following match is scheduled for a one-fall and it is a Street Fight! There will be no-disqualifications, no count-outs, falls may count anywhere in the ringside area or on the ramp or stage and the first person to pin his opponent or make him tap or pass out will be declared the winner. Per stipulation granted by Adam Dennis, each wrestler is allowed to bring weapons of their choosing with them in addition to using the ones under the ring."


"Diamonds are forever..."

The arena fills up with both the 2WWF remix of Kanye West's "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" and the boos of fans in attendance, which immediately changed from their cheers as soon as Danny Diamond's music hit. The record breaking 3-time Internet Champion steps onto the stage. Due to this being a street fight, Danny is dressed in black jeans, white shoes and a blueish-gray Aeropostale v-neck t-shirt. He doesn't have Skye Sapphire with him, as he had told her earlier in the night to stay backstage as he didn't want to risk something happening to her during a match of this nature. What he does have with him, however, is a shopping cart. This shopping cart isn't full of canned goods and toilet paper though. Instead, it's full of various weapons; those being five light tubes, a steel pipe, a 2x4 wrapped with barbed wire and a little bag that's tied shut. Danny, with his trademark arrogant grin on his face, begins pushing the cart down the ramp.

Dean "Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for. This is going to be one hell of a match, especially looking at what Danny has decided to bring with him. What does he got there? Light tubes, a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire and a steel pipe?"

Joey Miles "Rob's fucked."

Dean "Not necessarily Joey. I mean, not only will Rob be bringing out his own weapons, but there's no rule on who can and can not use them. This is a no disqualification match. Rob could very much use Danny's own choice of weapons."

Dan Smith "Introducing first, hailing from Cheshire, England; he is measuring in tonight at a height of five feet, eleven inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and thirteen pounds. A one-time United Kingdom Champion, three-time Internet Champion, two-time Tag Team Champion and one-time LionHeart Champion; he is the self-proclaimed "Prized Gem" of 2WWF, DANNNNNY DIIIIIIAAAAMMMOOOOOND!!"

The confident superstar reaches the squared circle and parks the cart directly in front of it. He takes one item out of the car, that being the steel pipe, and slides into the ring with it to arm himself before the match begins.

Dean "Looking closer, I notice something else in Danny's cart. He has a small bag. Any clue what could be inside it, Joey?"

Joey Miles "Nope, because nobody ever uses a small bag that looks exactly like that to store thumb tacks in these kinds of matches."

Danny begins pacing back and forth in the ring, pipe in hand, as he awaits his challenger. The music begins to fade away along with the audience's noise. This changes in a very quick instance, however, as the blaring horns of WOODKID's "Iron" begin blazing out the PA system and the audience erupts in cheers. After the horns continue for a moment, orchestral Taiko Drums take over and Rob slowly walks out from behind the curtain; trash can in hand. It seems he thought similarly as Danny in bringing out multiple weapons carried by one in its own right as inside the trash can are two kendo sticks, a baseball bat and a strand of barbed wire. Rob, much-like his opponent, is dressed casually for this contest; blue jeans, black sneakers and a white A7X t-shirt, as well as his usual black beaded choker around his neck.

Joey Miles "Ooooh, more fun stuff."

Dean "Whether the audience likes or dislikes Adam Dennis, they definitely love this match he has booked for us."

Rob and Danny stare at each other from the ramp to the stage, the two smirking as they see what the other has brought with them. Chapman begins making his way down the ramp, holding onto his weapon-filled trash can with both hands.

Dan Smith "And his opponent, hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia; measuring in tonight at a height of five feet, eleven inches tall and a weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds. A three-time LionHeart Champion, one-time Internet Champion and one-time World Champion, he is "LionHeart" ROOOOOB CHAAAAAPMAAAAAANN!!"

As soon as Rob gets to the ring, he takes a moment to view Danny's shopping cart up close to see exactly what's on the menu for this match. Seeming pleased, he turns his attention back to the ring and tosses his trash can over the top rope into it; his weapons flopping out all over the canvas. Rob slides in afterwards and raises both hands to taunt for the audience, whom are still cheering loudly for the former World Champion. He grabs one of the two kendo sticks and gets ready to fight his friendenemy, as SpongeBob would call it.

Joey Miles "Time for shit to go down."

Dean "We may be looking at a hardcore classic right here."

The two men walk closer to each other, stepping over the various items Rob tossed in the ring and meet face-to-face in the center of the ring. Both wearing grins, the referee makes sure they don't start fighting just yet and goes over the rules with them one more time. The two nod and take a few steps back from one another, per the referee's orders; although their eyes are still glued to their opposition. This will be the seventh time the two face off, the sixth time in a one-on-one match. Their first contest was early in Danny's career back in July of 2009 when they met in a last-minute addition to Summer Sanitarium, battling in a Singles match that Danny won. The next time they would encounter each would be August of that same year when Rob defeated Danny and Frankie K. Young in a triple threat that went on to win Breakdown Match of the Semester. Their next two battles took place during the summer of 2010 when Danny successfully defended his LionHeart Championship against Rob twice in singles matches. Their final three fights came in a Best of 3 Series which was won by Rob two to one just before 2WWF closed, gaining Chapman the final Internet Championship reign before Sebastian Crow won the vacant title at Lethal Lottery. This puts Danny in the lead with four wins compared to Rob's three wins. Tonight's match could either tie the duo or give the Englishman a two-match lead. In addition to their many encounters in the ring, the two have been known enemies in the past, as talked about by Rob Chapman earlier in the night. This rivalry lead to such moments as Danny getting his head shaven and being set on fire as well as Chapman being put in a hospital. Now, the two have somehow managed to become friends. Of course, friendship doesn't mean a lot when you're in the main event of Breakdown with a major chance to show that you deserve the 2WWF World Championship. Their friendship certainly won't keep them from tearing each apart for the one thing in this company they want the most; being recognized as the best. With the two ready to fight, the official calls for the bell to be rung and the match to begin.

DING! DING! DING!

The two competitors begin circling one another; Rob with a kendo stick in hand as Danny tightly grasps his steel pipe. The action begins as they wildly swing away at one another, their respective items smacking together as if they were fencing. Eventually it’s Rob whom gets the upperhand, surprising Danny back smacking him in the side of the leg with his kendo stick. The force of this causes the Englishman to drop his weapon and Chapman continues swinging away at his leg; nailing him a consecutive five times before drilling the kendo stick into his abdomen. Rob rips Diamond’s Aeropostale shirt off and then clubs him with the kendo stick once more, this time to his exposed back! Danny immediately drops to his knees but the assault by his straightedge opponent isn’t over yet. Rob tosses the kendo stick to the side and then picks up a strand of barbed wire that was in his trash can before he tossed it into the ring. The audience cheers the sight of Chapman holding the strand of barbed wire and heads over to Danny with it, scraping it back and forth across his back like a cheese grater! Various cuts form across “The Prized Gem’s” back from the barbed wire, as blood drips down his body. Rob tosses the strand away and looks around at his other weapon options, coming across the very trash can that he carried everything with. The short-haired superstar grabs onto the can with both hands and excitedly waits for Danny to get back to his feet. Once the three-time Internet Champion finally gets up, he gets a very unfortunate prize for making it up; a trash can shot to the head that somewhat dents the can! As Diamond falls back to the canvas, Rob raises the trash can into the air whilst yelling out with excitement, successfully trying to get the audience as pumped up as he is. He heads over to the northern-most ropes and continues playing up to the crowd as his Cheshire-born opponent begins getting back up. Once at a vertical base, Danny dashes towards Rob, but the Canadian hears him coming and quickly tosses the trash can down whilst side-stepping his adversary and tossing him over the top rope, using Diamond’s own momentum from his run against him; the longest reigning LionHeart Champion flipping and crashing back-first into his own shopping cart! The light tubes in the cart smash upon impact and the 2x4 even partially cracks in the middle.

Joey Miles ”HILARY FUCKING CLINTON!”

Dean ”Danny was just launched over the top rope and into his own pool of weapons, most of which included light tubes that have just pierced into his skin! This match is already off to a very fast start as Danny’s bleeding pretty badly from his back.”

Rob exits out of the ring and immediately pulls Danny out of the shopping cart, before tossing him to the side. With a smile on his face, the Halifax-native picks up the 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire, gripping it just above the slight crack. He turns his attention back to Danny, whom is again trying to pull himself back up to his feet. Much-like earlier with the trash can, Rob waits for him to get in position so he can strike. However, things don’t go quite as planned this time. As soon as Diamond gets up and Chapman raises the weapon to hit him, the agile wrestler uses this brief moment to shoot his foot into his opponent’s neck with his Sudden Death Superkick! “LionHeart” Rob Chapman drops backwards, letting go of the 2x4 as he does so. With his opponent down, Danny takes a brief moment to catch his breath, having already endured a lot in such a short time. Not wanting to give his foe enough time to recover, he gets back to the match by picking up the 2x4. He then tears Chapman’s shirt off, much-like Rob had done to him in the ring. With his opponent’s upper body exposed, Danny swings the 2x4 straight into his back! A loud ‘OOO’ is heard from fans in attendance as the barbed wire attached to the 2x4 cuts into Rob’s skin, but things only get worse. Danny takes another page out of Rob’s book by also using the barbed wire like a cheese grater; the difference being that the Englishman instead scrapes the barbed wire across his opponent’s forehead! With blood beginning to pour down his friendenemy’s face, Danny drops the 2x4 and grabs Rob by his hair before rolling him into the ring. He then takes the tied bag out of his cart and gets in the squared circle under the bottom rope. The arrogant superstar, once standing inside the ring, unties the bag and pours the contents into a pile on the canvas revealing them to be thumb tacks, as Joey sarcastically eluded to earlier. The audience showcase a mixed reaction to the tacks as Rob can be in danger, but it’ll be fun to watch what happens. The former United Kingdom Champion pulls Rob back to his feet and sets up in a front chancery with his own back to the tacks, appearing to be setting up to Suplex Chapman onto them. Rob blocks the attempt by locking his leg with the leg of his foe. Danny goes for another Suplex attempt, but it’s again blocked by Rob. This time, it’s “Super Xero” going for a move as he successfully lifts Danny up, Suplex-style. Instead of dropping backwards with Danny, Rob tosses him forward, causing Diamond to belly flop onto the tacks! Cheers immediately fill up the arena as Danny rolls around from the move in pain.

Dean ”Oh my! Rob sends Danny stomach first onto those unforgiving tacks!”

Joey Miles ”Holy fuck, Dean, look at that shit! He’s got a fuckload of tacks poking into him right now. I’m sure there’s a sex joke in there somewhere but I’m still too pissed off about Rob’s Eric Bischoff trolling earlier to give a fuck about jokes. Get back up and beat that Canadian cunt until his life is more useless than Adrien Brody, Danny!”

The twenty-four year old wrestler wipes a bit of blood away from his face as he looks down at Danny, whom is trying to pull thumb tacks out of his stomach. He interrupts this by grabbing him by the head and dragging him over to the ropes, which he proceeds to toss the man he’s faced for multiple Championships over, to the outside. Chapman follows him out and quickly lifts up the ring skirt to search for a weapon from under the squared circle. Eventually, he finds what he’s looking for, that being a table. The audience cheers for the introduction of a table as one fan even shouts out, ”D-Von, get the table!” for whatever reason. Rob sets the table up outside of the ring so that it’s somewhat close to one of the turnbuckles. He then turns his attention back to his English opponent, whom he pulls closer to the table before laying him out on it. Chapman hops onto the apron and begins ascending the turnbuckle until he reaches the very top. What he doesn’t realize, however, is that Danny has already rolled off the table. Whether he was playing possum or he’s got a sudden surge of momentum is unsure, but Danny also pulls himself onto the apron and as soon as Rob reaches the top and is able to turn around, to face the outside of the ring, “The Shine” is there to pull on his leg and force him to trip! Rob lands in a seated position on the very top turnbuckle and Danny climbs to the middle turnbuckle. He wraps his arms around his opponent’s mid-section, whilst lifting him off the turnbuckle and taking him to the outside with a colossal release Northern Lights Suplex that sends Chapman through the very table he set up! The audience, despite their hatred for Danny and love for Rob, can’t help but enthusiastically cheer for the huge move and the first chant of the match begins; ”Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!”

Joey Miles ”Holy forehead guy from ‘The Office’ shit!”

Dean ”Danny executes a huge beautiful, yet devastating release Northern Lights Suplex to Rob that puts him through a table! Friends or not, these two are putting on a show tonight.”

Danny manages to pull himself onto the laid out body of Rob that rests on the broken remains of the table for the very first pinfall attempt of the match. ”One, two, th—“ counts the referee before Rob somehow manages to kick out just a bit after two. Danny, clearly frustrated that he didn’t get the win after such a huge move as he just did, slams his fist off the ground in anger. He takes a deep breath to calm himself down and gets back to his feet before proceeding to pull Rob back up. After latching onto “The Artistic Anomaly’s” wrist, Diamond pulls him with an Irish whip towards the steel steps, sending Chapman crashing into them and flipping over onto the floor, even knocking the top half of the steps out of place! Danny pushes the top half away and straightaway pulls Rob back up. He wraps his arms around Rob’s body from slightly behind him and to the side, attempting to lift him into a Back Suplex onto the lower half of the steps. Unfortunately for the long-haired wrestler, Rob showcases his agility and innovation by putting his hands out to press against the steps, allowing him to back-flip onto his feet behind the steps. Quickly, running off of momentum it would seem, Chapman jumps onto the apron and then leaps off of it, over the steel steps and connects his foot with Danny’s head to land a modified version of his springboarding kick known as the Fall of Grace! Rob quickly goes for the pin after the surprising move. ”One, two—“ but Diamond gets his shoulder up just after a count of two, much to Rob’s disappointment. He tries not to let it get to him, however, and immediately gets back on the offensive side by pulling Danny back up and dragging him over to the commentary table. He smacks his opposition’s head off of the table before pulling the cover off of it and taking one of the mini-television monitors out as Danny drops to all fours. Rob looks at the monitor and then at Danny before finally looking at the audience. A grin comes across the former World Champion’s face as he knows exactly what to do, holding the monitor out in front of him like a football; fans crazily cheering. With as much intensity as he can store in his body, Rob yells out, along with the members of the audience, ”FIELD GOAL KICK!” ”StraightEdge” finishes this cooperative yell up by taking a quick step and dropping the monitor before swinging his leg and kicking it savagely into Danny’s face! The audience lets out the biggest reaction of the entire match here as chants begin of ”This is awesome! *CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* This is awesome! *CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* This is awesome!” Danny, busted clean open from that, flops onto his back nearly unconscious as Rob grabs his own foot in pain, since he did just kick a television monitor.

Joey Miles ”FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK!! I WAS WATCHING THAT, CUNT!”

Dean ”Danny may have a concussion after that huge Field Goal Kick from Rob Chapman! Hell, Rob may have a broken foot after kicking our television monitor that hard! Will this be enough to win?!”

That exact question repeats throughout Rob’s mind as he drops himself onto Danny for the cover. ”One, two, thre—“ but Danny somehow, someway manages to kick out at the last moment possible! Rob, nearly in tears after everything that’s happened and Danny still hasn’t stayed down for the count, uses the commentary table to pull himself back up to his feet whilst trying to stand regularly with his foot hurt. He takes a moment to catch his breath and let his foot heal whilst also trying to think of what he can do to keep Danny down for the three-count. Looking at the commentary table, he realizes what must be done to put this match to rest. Rob pulls Danny onto the table, getting on afterwards. He then lifts the Englishman to a vertical base on top of the table as everyone near it quickly moves away; including Joey and Dean whom take off their headsets in the process. They all know something big is about to happen. Rob sets Danny up in an inverted chancery as he raises his fist into the air, the audience responding with massive cheers as they know what he’s about to attempt, his finishing Heathen Chemistry; an inverted Brainbuster! Rob lifts Danny up to land the move, but “The Rubix Cube” showcases some surprising quickness at this point in the match and manages to backflip to a standing position behind Rob, freeing himself from Chapman’s grasp. Hurriedly, he wraps his arms around his opponent’s body in a Waist Lock, before wasting absolutely no time and pulling “LionHeart” off the table with a German Suplex that sends his upper-back and neck area into the security barricade! A loud ‘OOOOOO’ comes from the audience as the arena fills up into a mixed, but very loud, reaction to the massive maneuver; Rob and Danny laying motionless. Between Danny sprawled atop the commentary table and Rob's body half compressed against the barricade, Joey and Dean are stuck waiting for one or both of these competitors to be roused from near unconsciousness by whatever force is left in their bodies. With no referee's count to bring them around, it's anybody's guess at how long it takes them to start stirring again. But eventually one does, and pretty obviously, it's Danny who's back to up, rolling off of the table to land on the floor. In fact, Rob is only barely stirring at this point. Seeing this as the prime chance to finish off his friendenemy, Danny flags down the ref, who's currently being yelled at by Miles, for whatever reason. As Danny hails the official over, he voices his displeasure about not being able to find somewhere that he can actually see Rob's shoulders touching the floor, earning a glare from Danny. "See here cunt, I don't care if you have to stand on top of the bloody table, just count!" barks the arrogant and blood-spattered Englishman as he walks back toward Rob to apply the pin. But he's taken aback at the last moment as Rob pulls Danny in and rolls over, ensnaring the 3-time Internet Champion in a Small Package Pin! The referee speeidly drops down and begins to make the count! Danny struggles against his rival's trap as the count raises: "One... two... th-" Danny breaks free of the pinning predicament just in time! His blood boiling, Danny shoots to his feet with anger toward his opponent and his trickery! Ruthlessly, "The Prized Gem" begins imploding his opponent's torso with vindictive stomps, leaning on the barricade to give himself extra leverage! While not overly hardcore, it's certainly no less damaging than a chair across the back as the repeated attacks take their toll on Rob's body. Once confident that the Canadian won't be regrouping any time soon, Danny begins to make his way back to the ring in order to grab a weapon that he's got an eye on: Rob's kendo stick. Danny takes his time entering the ring and gripping the weapon, brandishing it momentarily in his hands and feeling a surge of malevolence. What he fails to realize is that Rob's iron will is once again imposing itself, and that the Straight Edge superstar is clawing his way up onto the apron behind him, ring ropes gripped firmly in his hands. Just as Danny begins to turn around to head back outside, Rob springboards into the air to launch himself at his adversary, but whatever plans he has are cut painfully short by the sickening crack of a Kendo Stick to the abdomen! Rob lands on his feet but then immediately doubles over and collapses onto all fours, presumeably trying not to lose his lunch. Danny follows up with repeated shots from the Kendo Stick across Rob's back! After he's left five or six soon-to-be welts across his opponent's back, Danny mounts Rob's back like he's going to apply a Camel Clutch, bringing the Kendo stick across Rob's throat and then pulling backward!

As incredible as this match has been, it's beginning to slow down, and Danny looks to be in clear control of things now, much to the crowd's dismay. Gone is the earlier admiration of spectacle, replaced by jeers and boos, aimed at the heinous Danny Diamond.

Joey: "Motherfucker, is this thing working yet?"


Dean: "We're finally back on ladies and gentlemen, and for those of you just tuning in, this is Breakdown's main event of the evening. Rob Chapman versus Danny Diamond in a street fight, that has so far been every bit as intense as we anticipated it to be!"

Joey: "ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER! IS?! MY?! HEADSET?! WORKING?!"

Dean: "Yes, Joey. Your headset is working."

Joey: "GOD DAMNIT, why does yours have to be working too?!"
After several moments in Danny's fierce chokehold, the referee drops down to ask Rob if he wants to submit, since there's no disqualification, making this hold completely legal. Rob manages to get just enough time to shout out a refusal before Danny resumes pulling back against his windpipe. Rob's iron will is being tested to its limits here as Danny applies full torque on this vicious stranglehold! In desperation, Rob begins to claw his way across the canvas, evidently looking for something. But what? There are no Rope Breaks in a Street Fight... THWACK! The other kendo stick from Rob's trashcan smacks against Danny's forehead, Rob somehow able to hit the mark with a lucky first shot. Stunned, Danny releases the hold and clutches his forehead, Rob taking the opportunity to crawl away, one hand clutching his throat. Soon, a bloody Chapman rises to a tired base shortly thereafter, using the ropes for support and wondering why Danny could be allowing him this moment's respite. As the Nova Scotian raises his weary head, he learns the reason at high velocity as Danny nails him hard with a baseball bat- one of the weapons Rob had brought out- right across the upper chest, causing him to backflip over the ropes toward the floor, but somehow Rob manages to hang onto the bottom rope, hugging it and pulling himself back into the ring! Danny frowns, his opponent's continued resistance becoming a major annoyance. Dropping the bat, Danny chooses to exit the ring, the proverbial gears turning in his head as he makes his way toward the shopping cart he'd had an undesireable landing on before. Dragging it back to where Rob still lay clinging to the bottom rope, Danny flips the cart onto its side, exposing the steel frame to the crowd for all to see. It takes a couple of well places punches to break Rob's arms free from the bottom rope, but eventually, Danny's able to get Rob set up so that he's hanging by his feet from the bottom rope, suspsended over the cart! Danny's face lights up with a cocky smile just before he throws his full weight backwards, bringing Rob down face first into the side of the shopping cart with a modified Reverse STO! Blood seeps through the steel frame onto the arena floor as Rob lay hunched over the shopping cart, broken glass fragments from its contents digging into his pantlegs as he lay there limply. Danny himself takes a much needed moment to breathe, having impacted his back against the lightly padded floor with quote a bit of force. Shoving Rob's body off of the cart, "Super Xero" appears to be less than super, collapsing onto the floor and laying almost motionless, the rising and falling of his chest and the occasional facial twitch the only evidence of his continued livelihood. Danny picks himself up halfway and drags himself around the shopping cart, dropping down to cover Rob with a lateral press, hooking the leg and praying that he somehow doesn't have the strength to get his shoulder off the floor. The referee drops and counts one more. "One... two... th-" NO! Some how, Rob has just enough life in him to survive another pinning predicament!

The crowd gives an enormous pop as their hero hangs on, "This is awesome!" chants begin to echo throughout the arena for the second time tonight as Breakdown's main event continues to entertain and inspire!

Joey: "What the horse fuck?"

Dean: "Rob is showing tremendous courage in this match! I thought he was done there for sure!"

Joey: "Nah. Danny just gave him too much time to rest before pinning him. I'm sure if he hadn't slipped and hit his back, Rob would be on a stretcher right now."

Danny looks at Rob with complete disbelief, covering him again to prove that it wasn't merely a fluke. Still in position from the first pin, the referee begins to count. "One, two..." this time, Rob gets his shoulder up even quicker than before! Danny's expression warps from shock to fury as he pushes himself to his feet, ignoring his pain and pulling Rob up to a footed base with him and then laying into his jaw with a rolling European Uppercut! Rob stumbles back, just barely catching himself on the corner post with one hand, the other clutching at his tender jaw. Danny stays on the attack, pursuing Rob and smashing the back of his head off of the solid steel ring post three sickening times before rolling him into the ring! Rob looks to be finished, but Danny knows not to underestimate him by now. Sliding in beneath the bottom rope and stalking his opponent with grim determination, he rips Rob from the canvas by his short hair and kicks him in the gut, doubling him over. Danny then turns him around to face away from him and locks him into an Inverted Chancery! Danny screams, making a cut throat motion, signaling that he wants to finish this! It's Rubix time! Danny begins to swing both himself and Rob downward, but something unexpected happens just then; Rob keeps his footing, pirouetting and spinning himself out of the hold! As he and Danny come face to face, Rob unloads with the strongest kick he can manage to Danny's midsection- it's just enough to double him over. Pulling Danny into a front headlock, Rob fires off a knee strike to Diamond's chest for good measure and then falls back, wrapping his legs around Danny in a Body Scissors to apply his finishing Guillotine Choke on the canvas! But is Danny really injured enough to submit to the hold? And does Rob even have the strength to maintain it? Both questions are on the fast track to an answer as "The Shine" panicks, and rightfully so! Chapman's arm is cutting off his supply of oxygen! The man from Cheshire, England thrashes furiously, flailing his arms in an attempt to get at Rob's hands and pry his grip apart, but Rob has him in perfect position. Over time, Danny's condition slowly worsens, his struggle becoming weaker until eventually he's just barely keeping himself up. At the same time, Rob's strength begins to falter, one of his legs coming loose from the bodyscissors. Eventually Danny falls free from the hold, able to restrain himself from tapping while Rob simply lays there, too weak to maintain it. His muscles burned with exhaustion. His pride burned even from the fact that he hadn't been able to end the match with one of his finishing maneuvers. As both Danny and Rob lie on their backs, breathing in sweet, sweet air, the realization that this match has hit a turning point begins to settle in all around.

The crowd is anticipative once again. Both men lay weakened in the ring. This match has gone from a prime lesson in hardcore wrestling, to a slower, just as violent brawl, and now it could go anywhere. Chants and claps fill the arena as the crowd in attendance express their emotion!

Dean: "That Guillotine Choke has really turned things around, and now this match could go either way. First, somebody needs to get to their feet and get back on offence. But will it be Rob, or Danny?"


Joey: "Dean! Don't use the fucking Lord's name in vain! NEVER doubt Danny Diamond, motherfucker!"

This time, it's Rob who makes it to a footed base first. The man aptly dubbed "LionHeart" scans the ring for useable weapons, his eyes locking on the slightly dented trashcan across the ring. He debates getting it, but then sees Danny beginning to rise up to all fours. Shaking his head, he strives to keep Danny down a bit longer, running the adjacent ropes. As he comes back, he slams the heel of his foot against Diamond's skull with a Yakuza Kick! "BOOM, HEADSHOT!" Choruses the crowd as Rob screams the move's name! However, the move takes its toll on Rob as well, that leg having been targeted by Danny earlier, as well as weakened by his bodyscissors just a moment ago. Holding his knee and briefly hissing in pain, he considers pinning Danny, but knows in his heart that it'll just be a wasted effort. Continuing what he was after, Rob scurries across the ring and takes the trash can before returning to Danny's pliable form. Setting the can down for a moment, Rob pulls Danny up as far as his knees, and then places the can upside down overtop of Danny's head; Rob isn't ready just yet though. Scrounging around the ring some more, he recovers the two Kendo sticks from before, taking one in each hand and then raising his arms in preperation. Walking over to Danny with an intense expression, Rob looks as if he's going to unleash the mother of all furies... before hitting the trash can exactly ten times, playing the epic drum part from Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight". Really? REALLY? Never the less, the comedic drum solo still comes at Danny's expense, as his body is battered from multiple angles by the kendo sticks! Just when it seems like Rob is starting to have fun, he throws down the kendo sticks and jumps, executing a low dropkick into the trash can that causes Diamond to fall over sideways and involuntarily roll out of the ring, where he hits the floor with a nasty thud! Rob takes off after him in hot pursuit, determined to finish Danny as devastatingly as he possibly can to get across the point that he's no longer a stepping stone, or just another man to be overlooked on the quest for the 2WWF title! Pulling the trashcan off of the record-holder for 2WWF's longest Lionheart Title reign, Rob lifts Danny up to a footed base and then aggressively Irish Whips him toward the commentary table, where he collapses, leaning against the table, his back exposed to Rob. It's then that the former World Champion chooses to get deathly serious. He pauses in his pursuit for a moment, eying the long strand of barbed wired that had been used at the beginning of the match. A plan formulates in his mind as he takes it into his hands and crouches down, beginning to wrap the strand around the right leg of his combat-durable Tripp pants. Just as he finishes, he sees a much more aware Danny beginning to collect himself, looking around for his opponent. This was his moment... Rob takes off, barreling toward Danny like a stolen car on the freeway! Just as Danny realizes what's coming at him, Rob leaps, twisting his body five hundred and forty degrees in the air before slamming his barbed wire-wrapped leg into the part of Danny's chest that he had sawed open earlier, hitting possibly the most destructive Whiplash kick he's ever hit in his life! Danny goes down screaming and bleeding, Rob ripping his leg away, pieces of skin attached to the barbs. There's a clear moment of remose from the Canadian as he looks at his opponent, before pinning him outside of the ring. He can clearly be heard saying the words "Please just stay down." The referee drops to make the count...

The crowd is in an uproar after the explosive and gory 540 Kick, as a bloody Rob covers a bloody Danny with a Lateral Press to potentially end the match!

Dean: "Dear god! Somebody get the EMTs on standby! They're going to be needed as soon as this match ends!"


Joey: "Please Danny, if you can hear me, I'm fucking praying to you now. Kick the fuck out of that pin and rippeth thy faggot's face-eth off with thy Silencer!"

"One, two, thre--" NO! Danny manages to get his shoulder up just in the nick of time! The audience showcase a highly mixed reaction as Danny refuses to lose, some booing because they want Rob to win and others cheering for "The Prized Gem's" motivation. Rob pounds his fists off the floor in frustrated before pulling at his own hair, wanting this match to just end already. "Don't make this continue, man!" Chapman says, the guilt clearly seen in his eyes as he has to continue putting a friend through such hell. He knows what must be done; it's time for some Heathen Chemistry. Rob begins lifting Danny back to his feet but the Englishman has a sudden burst of life, pushing Rob away just far enough for him to have enough room to land his Sudden Death Superkick to the throat a second time in this match! Both men immediately drop down after the out-of-nowhere move as it appears Danny just used his last bit of adrenaline to pull that off.

Dean "The Sudden Death out of nowhere!"

Joey Miles "Fuck yes ferret! Pin him Danny! Fucking pin him!"

The exhausted man, breathing as heavily as possible, rolls his body onto that of his Canadian counterpart for a pin attempt. "One, two, thre--" but Rob kicks out! The audience cheers wildly as their straightedge favorite refuses to quit, just like his opponent. Danny doesn't have a fit because he didn't get the fit; he's too tired for that. Instead, he just rolls over as the two lay on the canvas, in serious pain with blood dripping from their bodies. It seems it's now a race to their feet, but who will be the first one up? Fortunately for them, this is a Street Fight, so there will be no double count-outs. After about fifteen seconds, the two both simultaneously begin getting up, slowly but surely. The first to reach a fully vertical base is Danny, but Rob follows shortly after. "The Shine" blasts his opponent with a right punch to the face and Rob returns the favor with a similar strike; the two engaging in a battle of the punches. It's Chapman who finds himself getting the upper hand as he hits Danny twice, three times, four times, five ti--No! Danny catches the final punch attempt from Rob and drags him down to the canvas, wrapping his arms around his adversary's face to apply his Lebell Lock finisher known as the Silencer! The audience gets really loud for this, as some fans heavily boo Danny whilst others scream out encouragement for Rob to get out of the hold.

Joey Miles "The fucking Silencer! Fuuuuuck! Tap Rob, you cunt, fucking tap! FUCKING FUCK TAP!"

Dean "I have to agree with Miles, Rob. Tap out. Your body has endured far more than the human body should during this match, don't let your pride put you back in the hospital!"

Rob doesn't bother flailing his arms around useless because he knows that'll do him no good. Instead, he immediately tries to pry Danny's arms away from his face, ultimately having no success with this. He finds himself in a very tough predicament. There are no rope breaks so even if he could get to the ropes, that'd do him no good. He's in entirely too much pain to power out of the move and Danny refuses to let his grip go. At the same time, Rob's pride may be unmatched in this company. "Just tap, damnit! Don't put your child through this!" The time Rob spent in the hospital after all the damage Danny caused to him back in March flashes throughout his mind, as does his newly born child and his wife. He doesn't want to see his family suffer through something like that again, but he knows how big of a deal it'd be if he could get the win over one of 2WWF's biggest superstars right now. There's only one thing he can do; "LionHeart" Rob Chapman smacks the canvas with his hand multiple times to tap out so his family won't have to suffer with him. Danny releases the hold almost the exact instance that Rob taps out, not wanting to do any more damage to him than he needed to. The official calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

Dean "Rob Chapman has tapped and Danny is the winner! I never thought I'd see Rob tapping in a match like this, but he had to do it. There was no way he'd get out of a hold like that at this point. He shouldn't be ashamed though. The two put on one hell of a match tonight and I know each and every person watching is proud of both of their performances."

Joey Miles "Yeah, yeah, dramatic shit. WOOO DANNY WON!"

Dan Smith "Here is your winner, by submission, Dannnnyyyyy Diiiiaaaammooooonnd!"

The referee raises Danny's hand into the air as the audience boos, but he pulls it away and helps his friend back to his feet. The Englishmen extends his hand out for his opponent to shake and Rob does so, pulling Diamond in with a hug. The audience's reaction turns to cheers as, despite Danny winning, the two men were happy with the match they put on and it was surely something to be remembered. Rob raises Danny's hand into the air, the two men breathing and bleeding heavily, as the show fades to black.