The scene opens to the sprawling parking lot where wrestlers and suits alike enter and exit. The lot is packed, save for a few unoccupied slots few and far between. As the camera finishes its sweep of the area it comes to a rest on Brian Johnson's shwarmy face. The cold air nips at him but the brave interviewer carries on with a mic in hand, and is about to speak when a set of headlights appear in the distance. The white Ford Fiesta rental car speeds through the lot and whirls into one of the few empty spots nearby, prompting Brian to save his words for later as he hopes to catch a word with the wrestler exiting the vehicle. To his delight, he finds Wolverina popping out of the driver's seat dressed in a professional style pin striped suit. She pays him no mind as she gets her gym bag and roller backback luggage from the trunk and closes it. She is in her own little world, her own little Wolfie Wonderland and doesn't know the nuisance that approaches her. The Nebraskan lets out a short yelp, a little startled, but sighs when she realizes who it is.

Brian Johnson: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Wolverina who has to be livid after last week's loss and her continued humiliation at the hands of Kayleena Parks. Wolfie, before you go inside I want to get a quick word from you and what your thoughts are, if you don't mind?

She glares at him but decides to oblige against her better judgment.

Wolverina: Yeah, I was livid after my match with Lumber Jill last week. Who wouldn't be? But I'm not now. See, Jill and I both learned something from that match. I learned that she is tough, mean as a lesbian biker, and is quite possibly a genuine lunatic that should probably be housed in a padded room, not allowed to compete professionally in this company. Be that as it may, though, she also learned something about me. She found out first hand she can't pin me or make me tap, that's why she resorted to the low road win via count out. Now that I know what I am dealing with when it comes to her, the result will be different next time, and trust me, Brian, there WILL be a next time.

Just then, the interview is rudely interrupted by a rushed Fedex man who delivers a manilla colored package to Wolverina and excuses himself almost as quickly as he introduced himself. Brian is left gobsmacked at the audacity but quickly composes himself and returns his attention to Wolfie. The Nebraskan has a sneer on her face as she reads who it is from, Kayleena Parks. The People's Princess slowly opens it up and pulls out a pink t-shirt two sizes too big for her and holds it up. The camera swings around to let us all get a peek at it. At the top of the shirt, it reads "Property of" in white lettering, then proceeds to show picture illustrations of Kayleena's repeated victories over Wolfie that has left the Nebraskan humiliated, and ends with the name "Kayleena Parks" in white lettering at the bottom. Wolverina's face turns unnaturally red as she boils over with a mix of embarrassment and anger. She lets out an emotional shrill and holds the shirt as though to tear it apart any moment, but somehow the woman reigns in her anger and slings the shirt over her shoulder instead. It would be a good tool to keep around for Cyberslam, where she will choke the life out of Kayleena with it. She has a distant look in her eyes, like a thousand yard stare, as Brian slowly chimes back in.

Brian Johnson: For what it's worth, Wolfie, it will look good on you. Hell, anything looks good on you. I bet you'll wear that shirt like you're doing it a favor.

Through gritted teeth, she responds.

Wolverina: Brian, only a riddle will calm me down right now. So tell me, what did the five fingers say to the face?

Apparently Brian has never seen the Chappelle Show and is left unaware as Wolverina brings her open palm slamming into his face at maximum velocity, and, yes, as it connects she yells "SLAP!" He hits the ground in a heap. Almost immediately she realizes what she has done and starts apologizing and trying to help him back up, but the smug little bastard is in lala land. Wolfie finally abandons him in search of medical staff or anyone else that can help him.

EOT