TJ’s Wild World of Wrestling come back from commercial break and in the ring there’s a set of chairs.
Dean: Welcome back everyone to TJ’s Wild World of Wrestling! We’re back with a very special segment and this man needs no…
While Dean is talking presumptive Democratic President nominee Joe Biden walks out from behind the curtain.
TJ: OH MY GOD IT’S JOE BIDEN!
Joe Biden waves at TJ before making his way towards Dean’s interview table.
Dean: I’ve told you all we have special segment! Gentleman welcome Vice President Joe Biden to TJ’s Wild World of Wrestling.
Joe Biden: Hello everyone. If you’re wondering what I’m doing here I’ll tell you. I seen some malarkey happen here in TJ’s Wild World of Pro Wrestling. This loud mouth Richard Rich Jr. comes out here and has The Nugget Guy beat up this Chinese high school girl and honestly America shouldn’t be encouraging this kind of violence against ethnic folks during this Coronavirus pandemic. Not only that be he also said some very prejudiced things against Muslims when his guy Dick Holiday wrestled former Rising Bread Diversion Champion EG Deal. While not many people are here in the studio a lot of people are watching at home and a lot of them are little kids. We don’t need the children of America exposed to this kind of bigotry and racism. I mean really if you told someone some of the things he’s allowed to say on this show they’d think you’re pulling their leg! Well I think TJ’s Wild World of Pro Wrestling needs someone who could put Rich in his place so I’m bringing in the new crowned Rising Bread Diversion Champion my friend JP Santos.
Former MMA fighter and current Rising Bread Diversion Champion Machado come out from behind the curtain and joins Biden and Dean.
Joe Biden: That’s right I’m bringing in The Axe himself and the holder of The Rising Bread Diversion Champion Chip my pal JP Santos. And Richard I’ll tell you what this guy is tough and he’s willing to take on any of your clients. So Rich you better not count your chickens before they're hatched because JP is here and he’s going to take your guys out.
Dean: Well this is certainly exciting and I’m sure everyone is looking forward to see The Rising Bread Diversion Champion here in TJWWoW.
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