Mike Kramer is looking at his foe Tayo as the bell rings. DING DING DING
"I will give you $10 if you let me win this meaningless match."
Tayo thinks for a moment and agrees.
Mike Kramer then runs to the corner and grabs the plush geoffrey the giraffe toy, petting it's butt sexually. He shows the camera a hole in the back under the tail. The camera cuts to black as Mike Kramer starts pulling down his trunks. The crowd shrieks in horror!
Booker T: "I thought we already had a Mr. Pork"
Joey Miles: "As a loyal Gaylordamaniac, I want to see this fucker take on Gaylord soon!"
There is some grunting sounds like Tim the Tool Man Taylor as we quickly go to an Arbys commercial.
Subject: Mike Kramer vs. Tayo - Geoffrey the Giraffe on a Pole Match 
