According to F4WOnline.com, Jack Swagger missed WWE's TV tapings last week because the shows took place in Canada, and due to his recent marijuana indictment, he is not allowed to travel to the country. WWE covered up his absence by explaining that he refused to go to Canada because he is a real American.

Shouldn't have had the wacky backy then

Were Antonio Cesaro and Colter at the tapings?

^ Yes. Cesaro wrestled a returning Santino Marella on Raw, Colter was in his corner.

Oh, that's right! Cesaro lost.

WE THE PEOPLE

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NO! NO! NO!