ENTRANCES AND FUN JAZZ.
FANS CHEERING AND THE ANNOUNCERS COMBING THEIR HAIR.
James Best stands in the center of the ring, anxiously waiting for his match against Michael Astin. Michael comes out with a microphone in hand.
Michael Astin: "Know what? Nah. This match ain't going to happen. Wanna know why? I want you to rest up, James. Because to be honest, I think you have what it takes to fucking destroy Razor. So I want you to be all well-rested for your match next week with him."
Party balloons drop from the ceiling as Michael heads backstage, leaving James confused but grateful.
David Michaels: "Testicles."
Subject: M3.) James Best vs Michael Astin 
