The bell rings and the two men walk out to the centre of the ring, staring each other down. On one side we have Akira Kobayashi, coming off of his very first XWA loss, while on the other we have Masamune, a fairly eccentric individual in his first XWA match. Both men clearly have something to prove, and despite their clearly differing personalities the two look to be a perfect match-up. Masamune paces back and forth while grinning like a creep as Akira stays rooted on the spot, staring at him with a blank, somewhat confused expression. Masamune lets out a loud cackle before slapping Akira hard across the face, managing to make The Black Heart Warrior flinch slightly. Akira responds with a slap of his own, forcing Masamune to recoil away while holding his face. Akira follows up by grabbing Masamune by the back of his head with one hand and driving an elbow into his jaw with the other, knocking him off his feet and down to the mat. Masamune hastily retreats to the outside of the ring, yelling a mix of broken English, garbled Japanese and caveman noises that seemingly nobody but him understands. Akira tries to follow Masamune but gets caught with another slap as he lands on the floor, followed by a thumb into the eye. Referee Ryu Sanu attempts to reprimand Masamune, but The Crazy Jap doesn't even bat an eyelid, only removing the digit from Akira's eye when The Black Heart Warrior manages to slap him across the face and shove him away. With Akira trying to regain sight in his eye Masamune takes the opportunity to spit in his face and follow it up with yet another slap, disorientating Akira and giving Masamune time to roll back into the ring. Masamune struts around, enjoying the shower of boss from the crowd as Akira tries to regain his senses and get back into the ring. Akira tries to roll under the bottom rope, so Masamune meets him with a series of boots to the ribs before grabbing the top rope and using it as leverage to shove Akira back out to the floor again.

Cedar: Despite his quirky personality, Masamune seems to know his way around the ring.

Getting frustrated, Akira yells at Masamune to fight him like a man, first in Japanese and then English. Masamune responds by putting his tongue out towards Akira. The taunt goads Akira into sliding back into the ring, again head first into a flurry of boots. This time though, Akira manages to grab Masamune's leg and shove him back, giving The Black Heart Warrior time to get to his feet and charge in. Akira hits Masamune across the jaw with a huge forearm followed by a knee to the rubs, doubling Masamune over and allowing Akira to force him into the corner. Clearly pissed off by his opponents tactics, Akira fires off a series of knees, kicks and slaps at Masamune in the corner, knocking him senseless. Ryu Sanu starts a count, and at three Akira lays in a headbutt and backs away, prompting cheers from the crowd as Masamune falls down into a seated position clutching his head. Akira walks back to the corner and tries to drag Masamune up by his arm, but characteristically The Dragon of Insanity uses his other hand to low blow Akira, just out of Ryu Sanu's view. Akira stumbles back holding his groin as the crowd roars at the ref, who seems very confused by what's going on. With Akira dazed Masamune pulls himself up and charges in, booting him directly in the head. Akira drops to the mat, his head bouncing off the canvas like he's been knocked out. Masamune quickly dives onto his opponent, getting a two count before Akira can kick out. Masamune stays on Akira, laying a few kicks into him as he stands up. One he reaches a vertical base Masamune reaches down, dragging Akira up and pushing him into the ropes. Masamune whips Akira across the ring and on the rebound drops low, kicking his legs out from under him and causing Akira to roll over into a sitting position. Masamune follows up by crawling behind Akira and locking in a full nelson. Akira yells out in pain as Masamune squeezes down, trying to pop Akira's arms out of the socket with the hold. Akira kicks his legs out, finding himself a few feet short of the ropes. With a ropebreak out of the question, Akira pushes his feet down into the mat and tries to stand up, forcing Masamune to rise up with him. After a short struggle Akira ends up on his feet, still locked in the full nelson, allowing him to stomp down on Masamune's foot. While not too damaging, the stomp catches Masamune off guard, weakening his grip enough for Akira to break free. Akira turns to face Masamune and drives in a European uppercut to his chin, dropping him to the ground. Masamune hops back up to his feet, and again Akira puts him down with a European uppercut. Masamune gets up for a second time and throws his hands up to pre-emptively block another European uppercut, leaving him open to a kick across the ribs. Masamune falls to his knees, putting him in prime position for a big penalty kick. Akira bounces off the ropes to get a run-up and then strikes Masamune directly in the chest with the kick, putting him down onto his back. Masamune rolls towards the ropes, yelling and cursing in pain as Akira patiently waits for him.

Miles: Chase after him you moron! Don't just stand there!

Cedar: Akira's being smart here, Masamune's not the sort of person you want to play in-

Miles: KICK HIM!

Masamune rolls out to the floor and again yells at Akira, trying to get his opponent to follow him. Akira doesn't budge, however, and chooses to remain stood in the ring staring at Masamune. Ryu Sanu's ring-out count hits eight, and Masamune is forced to admit defeat and roll back into the ring. As Masamune gets up Akira jumps on him, elbowing him across the jaw and pulling him to the middle of the ring. Akira yells out as he wraps his arms around Masamune and tosses him overhead with an exploder suplex, driving The Crazy Jap down into the mat. Masamune's back slams into the canvas with enough force that he pops up into a sitting position, yelling out and punching the canvas. As he tries to get up Akira rubs in behind him, wrapping his bicep across Masamune's throat and locking in a tight sleeper hold. Masamune flails his arms out, slapping Akira's arm and screaming at him. Masamune starts rolling around, trying as hard as he can to escape in his own unconventional way. Akira wraps his legs around Masamume as The Crazy Jap rolls into the ropes, screaming at Sanu to pull Akira off him. Akira reluctantly releases the hold, stands up and backs off, looking down at Masamune, who's face is a bright shade of red. Masamume pulls himself up using the ropes and slowly walks towards Kobayashi, yelling at him in broken English and Japanese. The only words anybody can really make out are "armbar", "brother", "nano machines" and "McFlurry". Whatever it is Masamune is trying to say, he follows it by hocking a loogie down at Akira's feet, leaving a ball of green slime on the toe of Akira's boot. Masamune smirks, showing off his dirty unwashed teeth and a shit eating grin. Akira tries to wipe said grin off of Masamune's face by slapping him, but this only makes Masamune's smile grow wider. Growing tired of Masamune Akira slaps him again, causing The Walking Timebomb to respond with a slap of his own. The two quickly devolve into trading slaps, filling the arena with the sound of palm hitting cheek. Masamune gains the advantage by ducking a slap and raking Akira's eyes, giving him the chance to unleash four unanswered slaps. On instinct Akira ducks and throws a palm strike, catching Masamune on the side of his jaw. Masamune hobbles backwards, receiving a pair of slaps as he does. The Crazy Jap throws a leg up, kicking Akira in the chest and knocking him away. With some space between himself and his opponent, Masamune sticks his tongue out and then runs in looking for a cutter. Akira catches Masamune in the air, pushing him away into the ropes. Masamune rebounds and comes back at Akira, who throws himself forward like a javelin and headbutts Masamune in the chest. Masamune falls onto his back, clutching his chest, as Akira gets on one knee next to him. Akira grabs Masamune by the hair and pulls him up, forcing him to lean over. Akira steps back and then starts firing off short, quick Kawada kicks into Masamune's face, making sure to wipe off the disgusting loogie Masamune spat onto the toe of his boot as he does. With Masamune off balance Akira hits the ropes, rebounds and does his best to soccer kick his head off of his shoulders, laying out his opponent.

Cedar: Miley Cyrus's biggest fan may be in trouble!

Miles: Akira's probably just a Taylor Swift fan. I've been counting, he's kicked him 22 times.

Cedar: Oh come on.

Miles: They're never getting back together after this!

Cedar: I do-

Miles: I KNEW HE WAS TROUBLE WHEN HE WALKED IN!

Akira covers, but Sanu only counts to two before Masamune kicks out. Masamune crawls to the corner, rubbing his swollen jaw as the residue from his own loogie dries up in his hair. With Akira catching his breath, Masamune takes the opportunity to take off the padding on the nearby turnbuckle, garnering a mixed reaction from the crowd. Akira grabs Masamune by the hair and tries to pull him up again, forcing Masamune up to his knees. As he rises up Masamune shoots out his hand, once again landing a big low blow on Akira, and once again Ryu Sanu doesn't see it! Akira clutches his gut and hobbles back, giving Masamune the opportunity to grab him in a front face lock, setting up for a brainbuster. Masamune lifts up Akira, who manages to pull his arm loose and turn in the air, landing on his feet behind Masamune. Akira wraps his arms around Masamune's throat and tries to haul his opponent over for a sleeper suplex, but The Crazy Jap has his wits about him and is able to duck down to one side, getting behind Akira in a German suplex style position. Instead of going for a throw, however, Masamune charges forward, pushing Akira chest first into the exposed turnbuckle. Akira tries to put out his hands but is too late, leaving him to get driven into the turnbuckle. The Black Heart Warrior grabs his stomach and wanders out towards the middle of the ring, trying to catch his breath. Masamune struts to the middle of the ring, rubbing his hand through his hair where Akira wiped the loogie. With his hand covered in the dirty sticky gunk, Masamune screams at Akira, waits for him to turn, and unleashes a superman slap into the side of his head. Akira's legs turn to wet noodles, leaving him to stagger back and forth in a daze as Masamune mockingly takes a boxing stance and starts firing in more slaps. After humiliating Akira with some slaps Masamune backs up and goes for a spinning backfist style slap, which Akira manages to duck under. With his back to Masamune, Akira jumps back and hits a very sloppy pele kick, driivng the toe of his boot into Masamune's shoulder. Masamune grabs his shoulder as Akira hops back up and throws a roaring elbows. The spinning strike catches Masamune in the neck, forcing the air out of his windpipe and sending a sharp wave of pain up the side of his head. Akira grabs Masamune, looking for a brainbuster of his own. The crowd cheers as Akira hoists Masamune up, managing to get him almost vertical. Just before Akira can straighten out Masamune, The Crazy Jap wraps his arm around Akira's neck, pulls himself in, and ends up countering Akira's brainbuster attempt into a huge cutter! The two lie on the mat in a heap as the crowd exploded, with most of the fans egging on Akira to regain his senses. Masamune is first to recover, sitting up while holding his throat and grinning like a mad bastard.

Cedar: Both these men love to use brainbusters, and it looks like one way or another somebody's going to get hit with one!

Masamune covers Akira, but thanks to the long time it took him to recover he only gets a one count. Masamune screams at Sanu to count faster, spitting and swearing angrily as he gets up in the officials face. Sanu says something to Masamune about "following the rules", which appears to push Masamune over the edge. The Walking Timebomb climbs out of the ring and starts looking under the apron, eventually pulling out maybe ten or so chairs onto the floor. One by one he starts to toss them into the ring, ignoring Sanu's yelling. With all the chairs in the ring Masamune slides in, his eyes locked on Akira, who is leaned in the corner trying to recover from the cutter. Masamune starts towards the stack of chairs, which prompts Sanu to yell at him before turning to the chairs. Sanu starts tossing the chairs out of the ring, leaving his back to the wrestlers. Masamune once again starts to grin as he struts over to Akira, slaps him across the back of the head, and then reaches down into his own pants. After a second or so Masamune pulls out a black pen and clicks the end, pushing out the sharp point. Masamune grabs Akira by the hair and forces his throat across the middle rope, then drives his knee into the back of Akira's neck to keep it there. Masamune leans over the ropes, hooks two fingers into Akira's nostrils, and viciously drives the pen down into Akira's forehead, stabbing into his flesh. The crowd boos as, with Ryu Sanu still dealing with the chairs, Masamune chokes Akira while carving away at him, now moving down to force the pen into Akira's eyebrow. Blood starts to trickle down, and only after twenty seconds of this torture does Ryu Sanu finally clear out the chairs and start yelling at Masamune. Masamune withdraws the pen, putting it away before turning to Sanu and shrugging, proclaiming his innocence. Akira slumps down against the ropes, his face a nasty shade of purple and a trickle of blood running along his face. After some more words with Sanu, Masamune turns back, pulling Akira up and slapping him as he again tries to hook him up for a brainbuster. Masamune hoists Akira up, but The Black Heart Warrior uses the last of his strength to kick his legs out. Unable to hoist Akira all the way up, Masamune is forced to place him back down on the apron. Akira grabs the top rope with both hands to keep his balance, giving him no way to block Masamune's closed fist punch directly into his jaw. Akira holds onto the ropes, managing to prevent him falling off of the apron. The crowd boos loudly as Sanu again reprimands Masamune, who responds by backing away and taunting Akira with his tongue out. Blood drips down Akira's face onto his neck, but The Black Heart Warrior ignores it as he climbs back into the ring, his fist clenched. Now well and truly pissed off with Masamune, thanks to the repeated low blows, the taunting, the running, the exposed turnbuckle, the pen, and now finally the closed fist, Akira yells out in rage as he shoves Sanu to one side and blasts Masamune in the face with a closed fist of his own. Sanu yells at both men as they go back to slaps, but this time it's Akira who comes out on top as he powers through, ignoring the pain as he yells at Masamune. Masamune stumbles backwards, his cockiness having pissed of Akira to the point that The Black Heart Warrior can use his anger to fuel a comeback. Akira starts throwing unanswered slaps, around twenty two of them to be exact, much to Joey Miles's delight, before throwing in a huge European uppercut. Masamune slumps forward towards Akira, who manages to catch him in a front face lock. The crowd cheer on Akira as he hooks up Masamune's arm and hoists him into the air for a brainbuster, this time without resistance. Akira drops back, planting Masamune down onto his head. Masamune's body crumples and goes limp as his skull bounces off of the mat, leaving him to lie there completely motionless as Akira hooks his legs and gets the three count, finally winning the match.