PROMO | "Time to get Naked!" - Nova

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Subject: Re: PROMO | "Time to get Naked!" - Nova Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:53 pm

After a commercial break from another interesting confrontation between Danny Diamond and Robert Hope, we return to the show where next is is surely to be an interesting point in the card. The fans have seen advertisements all night, stating that “coming up” Nova will strip down to her birthday suit! As the Vendetta theme plays on loop in the background, the fans simply roar, as a graphic is shown stating that this segment...is up next! We are taken to Ted and joey at ringside.

Cedar:
"And welcome back ladies and gentlemen, and yes, as you can surely see...that segment is appareantly nex--LISTEN TO THE OVATION!"

Miles:
"HERE COME THE TITTIES!"

Cedar:
"I can’t believe she’s actually going to go through with this, Joey...there is now way on Earth this will get on air."

Miles:
"I’m gonna’ say it right now - if the fat bastard of a director in the truck even THINKS about cutting this segment short, I will go back there myself and kick his ass! DO NOT REPRESS THOSE GLORIOUS FUN BAGS, YA’ HEAR?!"

The roar lifts up again, as “The Sexual Equaliser” Nova struts out onto the stage in her regular, but sexy, black leather cat suit.

Watts:
"Ladies and gentlemen...please welcome….FROM DALLAS, TEXAS!!!"

The third pop in a row for Nova...

Watts:
"...NOVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

The sexiest part of D-Volution stands in the middle of the entrance stage and places her hands on her hips, her beautiful golden looks hanging freely on her shoulders, whilst wearing her trademark shades. A little grin can’t help but come across her face, as for probably the first time in history, both men AND women are cheering for her tonight. Usually the female portion of the crowd are not too pleased to see her sexiness, but since she’s the hometown girl, all is forgiven. She begins to strut down the entrance ramp, working that behind like her life depended on it. She waves to the fans in the front row, before making her way to the ring steps and climbing up them, into the ring. The cameraman captures a very nice shot of her bee-hind as she bends under the middle rope. Laura Watts hands her the microphone and Nova’s music slowly dies down, to which her name chanted over and over again replaces the noise level.

Cedar:
[i]"Nova getting a brilliant reaction from her hometown fans here tonight."

Miles:
"She always get a great reaction...just look at the SIZE of those things, Ted!"

Nova raises the mic up to her mouth, as the fans watch on intrigued, as it’s not too often Nova is the centre point of a segment here in the XWA.

Nova:
"As you just heard, I’m live right here in Dallas, Texas!"

Pop of the cheap variety.

Nova:
"I was born and raised here, live here all my life and this week I’ve been able to stay at my home and relax for a while in a LONGGGGGG time. And when I got home this past weekend, I sat down, took my clothes off and slipped into something...more comfortable, shall we say. I looked in the mirror, starting my daily beauty regime when it dawned on me. It finally dawned on me. It dawned on me what this company has been lacking. I mean, how could I have been so silly all this time? We have Davey Boy come out here each and every week talking about how D-Volution is going to take XWA by the scruff of it’s neck and Devolve into a better future...so why aren’t I following suit? Why am I not doing my service to the XWA Universe? Why am I suppressing how I feel about myself each week on Worldwide TV? I mean, I am the Diva---scratch that, I’m no useless ‘Diva’ this company can brand - I’m ALLLLL woman! I’m the WOMAN that brought sexiness to this company. I’m the company that was not afraid to flaunt what she had to get what she wanted….and sometimes what Davey wanted too. I’m the woman with the greatest breasts in the industry today and if the cronies behind the scenes thinks for one second that they keeping these twins tucked away, then they have got another thing coming!"

Words are simply unable to describe how high the ovation is after hearing those words. The fans...well, the male ones anyway and the row of lesbians in the upper right corner of the arena...are besides themselves, chanting the word “YES!” over and over again, as Nova leans the mic over in her hand, with a stern expression on her face. Joey is also pleased.

Cedar:
"Well...Nova feels rather suppressed, it would seem. That, honestly, comes as a shock to me..."

Miles:
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"

Cedar:
"Would you quit saying that?!"

Miles:
"NO! I’m going to turn that into a legitimate chant one of these days, Cedar, you’ll see...NOW UNLEASH THOSE FUN BAGS!"

Nova:
"D-Volution is sick and tired of having to be part of this modern generation of pansies, superstars and ‘divas’ unwilling to go the extra mile to make this sport what it should be. So, as a measure of protest, tonight...right here, right now...I’m getting butt naked! Hey, director in the truck. Yeah, you...I dare you to cut me off. I dare you!"

Nova tosses the mic over her shoulder and begins climbing out of the ring. She stomps down the steel steps in her high legged heel boots and walks over to in front of the announce table. She looks at the two men sat behind it, as Joey Miles’ eyes suddenly lose the ability to blink., as he can not look at anything else but her chest region. To be fair, it’s pretty hard to miss, as she continues to survey the situation. The Wildcat then looks to her right and spots a steel chair. She walks over to it and picks it up, placing it next to the announce table. She then slowly climbs onto it and then up onto the announce table. Joey is lost for words, as Nova stands right in front of him looking down in his eyes.

Cedar:
"Well…AHEM...I think...my colleague is a little...lost for words, shall we say! I’m not entirely sure what to say myself, frankly."

Miles:
"I….well...eerrrmmmm…...BOOBS!"

Nova then slowly pulls her right foot out and places it on Joey’s left shoulder, gently leaning the front portion of her heeled boots upon it. Joey’s tongue is now out of his mouth, salivating like a dog on heat. Nova then begins motioning for Joey to stand up, with her right index finger. The entranced colour commentator of XWA does as he’s told and slowly rises to his feet (that’s not the only thing rising, if you know what I mean…). Just as he gets fully up, Nova then kicks him back into his seat! The grin on Joey’s face tells the entire story, as he clearly thought that was a huge turn on. Nova then turns around on the spot and slowly begins to grind her beautiful physique, as her theme music begins playing through the PA system. The arena lights dim down and several giant spotlights solely focus on what Nova is doing. Her lovely rear floats mystically around in the air, gently mesmerizing every single fan watching at home. After a slow, sensual movement, Nova has now reached down to her toes. She suddenly then flicks her hair to the back of her head and twists around, bolting up and down on the spot, picking up the pace! She reaches to the top of her cat suit and slowly begins to tug on the zip, pulling it down as agonisingly slow as she possibly can, as the fans begin probably the largest amount of camera phone flashes in the history of the XWA! Her tongue sensually slides out of her mouth as she begins to massage her lips, still staring at Joey miles...who is pretty much on the verg of a heart attack here.

Cedar:
"...still speechless."

Miles:
"Ted. Check my pulse, would you? I think I may need a doctor."

The zip becomes the sole focus over an entire watching wrestling world, as he starts to unleash thus glorious mounds of silicone to the world. Alas, it indeed finally happens - the zip suddenly bursts open from the pressure and the whole cat suit is quickly flung down to her feet. The crowd goes simply insane, as Nova reveals one of the tightest and smallest bikinis in the history of bikinism! Nova kicks off the catsuit, and then places her hands on her hips - she looks unbelievable. A black bikini, that leaves extremely little to the imagination, golden hair, shades and knee high black boots - Nova is right in her element and she damn well knows it! She is standing in her home town, looking at at the fans, all now cheering her name. But, despite being the hottest woman in the state right now, she has yet to keep her promise - a promise she’s been bragging about all week long and a promise Joey Miles is desperate to see.

Cedar:
"Well, there we go. Thereeeeeeeeee we go. If you thought this was a PG rated show, ladies and gentlemen...look again!"

Miles:
"Holy sweet God of cheese! JUST LOOK AT THOSE THINGS CEDAR! Oh please PLEASE let us have replays of this in the slow motion!"

Nova then gets a rather cheeky grin on her face and begins to point at her bikini, to which the male fans all cheer at the top of their lungs. She begins to tease them, moving her hands away from the top, which brings on a furious set of boos. She points back towards, bringing the noise back to the cheers...before moving her hand again, chuckling as the fans boo her once more. She finally decides now is the time and reaches round her back, slowly untying the back of the bikini top. She wiggles her booty around again, Joey’s head following it like a snake that has been encapsulated in a mystical melody. One of the strings loosens up, which gets a giant pop from the crowd alone, before the second one surely follows. Nova then reaches her arms above her head, stroking her left arm with her right hand, before bringing them both down and each one grips either side of the bikini. Nova looks around, egging the fans on, wanting them to cheer for her to do it. She pretends to do so several times over, which then draw a giant “YES!” chant from the whole arena, while everyone watching at home is shaking their TV sets willing this to actually happen. The cameraman has actually gone into the front row of the crowd just to the side of the announce table, so that he gets an awesome close up view. Nova then begins counting down from five - the longest five seconds in the history of television. She slowly leans forwards, with each passing number, as Joey is starting to go mad!

Cedar:
"WE’RE COUNTING IT DOWN!"

Miles:
"ONE! ONE! ONE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT’ ONE ALREADY!"

Nova and the crowd finally reach one and as soon as they shout zero, Nova whips off the black bikini top and throws it into the crowd! The fans in the first few rows all dive and almost fight over it, while the rest are left standing in ore at the sight they are witnessing. However, on TV, the director bottled it and we catches only the slightest of glimpses of Nova famous assets! She holds her hands up into the air, loving the reaction...but that reaction soon turns into colossal boos, as several backstage officials have since rushed to the ringside area and one of them is on the announce table, quick to cover Nova up with a white towel! Nova looks around, wondering just what the hell is going on! She can’t believe. The audience can’t believe. The spotty teenagers at home can’t believe it. Joey Miles can’t fucking believe it! Nova yells at at the random man in a suit, holding the towel around her, in utter fury.

Cedar:
"...well talk about a buzzkill! Officials from the back and preventing Nova from following thorugh on her promise..."

Miles:
"WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK OF ALL HELL ARE YOU DOING?! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS UGLAY BASTARD?! LEAVE HER ALONE, DAMMIT’!"

Cedar:
"Dammit’ Joey, sit down...you’re making an ass out of yourself..."

Miles:
"NO! THIS WOMAN MADE THE WORLD A PROMISE AND THIS RANDOM ASSHOLE IS RUINING THE FUN! WHAT?! NO, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! LEAVE HER ALONE!"

Joey actually begins legitimately arguing with the man in the suit, telling him several expletives as he stands up out of his chair. Nova begins to struggle from the man’s grip as he becomes distracted by Joey. She manages to break loose, albeit for a moment, and the towel drops for a brief moment gaining a cheer from everyone watching. The man then becomes rather aggressive, pulling the towel back up and then he spins her around via her arm, yelling at her that she can not do this. Joey continues to yell, now aiming his rant of insults towards one of the other suited gentlemen. Nova is forced down off the announce table and is really getting man handles by this gentleman. The fans are heavily booing, as Nova is started to be pretty much dragged out of this arena. Joey goes to follow, but Ted grabs hold of his arm and forces him to stay. Nova looks in sheer shock, as she is pulled to the bottom of the entrance ramp. Suddenly the fans all begins cheering, as a half ring-geared up David Michaels jogs down the ramp and shoves one of the men on their ass, before getting in the face of another, pushing him to one side too. The man that’s holding Nova is considerably large, but this doesn't stop Michaels getting right up in his face. The man uses his free arm and actually pushes Michaels in the face. This isn’t a wise move, as Michaels knocks the arm away very aggressively before just outright shoving the man back. Nova’s towel somehow doesn't drop during all this, as the burly suited man pushes Michaels yet again. This time he’s done it - Michaels is pushed back pretty hard and drops to one knee, but he soon gets back up and launches his right foot directly into the man’s face, knocking his party pooper ass to the floor! The fans all begin a giant “THANK YOU MICHAELS!” chant, as Michaels stands over the moron and begins telling him in various forms that he sucks. But Nova is not free to do as she wishes, as one of the other suited officials holds onto the towel instead while another pulls off his jacket and forcefully wraps around Nova. Before Michaels realises what’s happened, Nova has been walked to the top of the ramp. He jogs after them, in pursuit, as a close up camera audio reveals Nova yelling at the two men that it was Smoke that put them up to this! Nova is basically dragged backstage, with Michaels following them in anger.

The fans are left stunend at the events that just happened, as we are taken back to the commentary table with Joey and Ted.

Cedar:
"Well, I know I’ve said this a lot, but in all my years of being in the XWA, I’ve never seen anything quite like that..."

Miles:
"This is fucking bullshit! What the hell was their problem?! FUCK YOU GUYS!"

Cedar:
"Well that man that decided to grab Nova with the towel, probably won’t be getting up for a few hours, I don’t think..."

Miles:
"Fuck that guy...wait, he’s still there, isn’t he?"

Cedar:
"I think medical staff are tending to him now..."

Miles:
"Sod it..."

Cedar:
"Wait...the hell are you doing?!"

joey Miles then takes off his headset and thumps it down on the table, before walking around the ring and to the bottom of the ramp where the suited large man is laying on the floor. Joey then leans down and slaps the man across the face, which gets a roaring ovation from the fans, before he heads back over to the announce table. Joey is now the XWA Universe’s new hero, as he puts his headset back and takes a bow, for the crowd as now chanting his name.

Cedar:
"And for the first time ever in XWA history, Joey Miles does the right thing...for once, I applaud you Joey. That...was hilarious!"

Miles:
"Fuck that guy, the ugly fuck! Whoever ordered that oaf out here should look themselves in the mirror and deliver a swift, hard slap! People are just trying to have fan...I demand this segment be re-recorded!"

Cedar:
"Amen to that...however, the show must go on. We’ll be right back after this...God knows what’s coming next!"

Miles:
"ONE MORE STRIP! ONE MORE STRIP! ONE MORE STRIP!"

As Joey actually manages to get the whole arena chanting that, we are taken to a commercial break before the next segment.

Subject: Re: PROMO | "Time to get Naked!" - Nova Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:02 pm

God damn it! Sad

Also.... HEIL MILES!

Subject: Re: PROMO | "Time to get Naked!" - Nova Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:11 pm

This is why you dont get rid of Miles. :3

Subject: Re: PROMO | "Time to get Naked!" - Nova Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:11 pm

Oh my god this was the best thing ever. ROFL!

TeamJoker Posts : 1189 Join date : 2013-07-21 Age : 34

Penises flopped everywhere.

Middle Carder Posts : 762 Join date : 2013-07-23

I still don't know what to think of this promo. Funny

"Her lovely rear floats mystically around in the air, gently mesmerizing every single fan watching at home." I think "Nova the Sexy Magician" would be a solid gimmick.

Subject: Re: PROMO | "Time to get Naked!" - Nova Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:06 am

I may have just wrote porn, I'm not sure Neutral

Subject: Re: PROMO | "Time to get Naked!" - Nova Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:55 am

I did it before. You're ok. I aint bothered

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Obligatory Mack-style review:
Garb. I aint bothered

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