The atmosphere radiates with curiosity and electricity as fans watch intently from their seats, scouting the new prospects that recently entered XWA known as Dark Atlas. Both Alexis Rose and the uniquely psychotic, Sandy Walkins, are seen standing outside the ring in support of their boys. Chris Pyro and the anomaly of the Dark Atlas, Jakeb Steel, enter the ring first to begin the match.
DING DING DING!
Chris Pyro launches out of the corner, looking to lock up with Jakeb Steel. Unfortunately, his opening match instincts betray him when Pyro freezes mid-ring after watching Jakeb Steel literally stand like a statue in one spot and make no moves. None at all. Jakeb's stance is mimicked by his stone-faced facial expression, mentally throwing Pyro off his game for only a second. Pyro makes nothing of it and hits Jakeb with two sharp kicks to his calves, but they prove to be ineffective as Jakeb continues to stand unfazed. Puzzled, Pyro decides to unload with NINJA RUSH, clocking Jakeb's face with repeated hard slaps followed with a reverse slap and then capped with a roundhouse kick. Sadly, the slaps served to anger Jakeb who then catches Pyro's leg in thin air, having him hop on one foot, then drops him with a dragon leg sweep! Pyro does not receive time to linger in pain, as a now ravaging Jakeb Steel hooks him in a cobra clutch and lifts him off the mat, slamming him back-first on his knee in one motion! He lets Pyro's spine suffer on his knee for only a second, then uses his strength to stand Pyro up and hurl him across the ring, sending his body twirling before hitting the canvas back-first!
Ted Cedar: "Geez! Check out display of strength from Jakeb Steel. Pyro has yet to get one inch in on the mysterious being so far. His offensive has been rendered ineffective by Steel's deceivingly powerful wrestling style."
Joey Miles: "How can that face-painted shithead be that strong?? He's only weighs 5 more pounds more than Pyro and is like 3 inches taller, right? Is he on some fucking steroids??"
Pyro scrambles on the canvas, bewildered by the shocking display of strength, but quickly composes himself and stands with the help of the nearest turnbuckle. Jakeb simply walks up to Pyro in the corner, emulating an eerie vibe, with the intent of keeping Chris thrown off his game. Pyro shows determination and lunges out of the corner, hammering Steel with elbow shots to his skull. Snatching Jakeb's arm, Pyro then runs up the turnbuckle behind him and flies off the top with corkscrew, executing a beautifully-displayed corkscrew arm drag that takes Jakeb off his feet! Jakeb hits the mat and stands up to be greeted by a leaping dropkick by Chris Pyro, looking to quicken the pace! The dropkick sends Jakeb stumbling backwards into his team's corner where Axel Anvil slaps his shoulder for the tag and enters the ring. Anvil darts forward for a clothesline, hoping to kill Pyro's momentum quickly, but falls victim to a sharp kick in his gut. Pyro uses the opportunity to tag in "No Gimmick Need" Raye and then lead a double team attack on the seven footer (7' 0"), both racing simultaneously at Axel at high speed. Pyro hits Axel with a low dropkick, bringing him to his knees, then lays on all fours and allows SM Raye to run off his back, connecting a sizzling shining wizard to the head of Axel! With Anvil down, Raye quickly goes for the cover. [One-Tw--] Anvil powers out of the pin-fall, sending Raye flying into the air when breaking the count. Like his partner, Raye is baffled by their opponent's show of strength.
Joey Miles: "Oooh wee! I can't get a enough of this shit! I love it when tag team matches get fast and quick. That's what I'm fucking talking about."
Ted Cedar: "The Revolutionary Front starting to get into gear and control the pace of this match. I think both Pyro and Raye have a good idea of what they're up against. A power-based team like this can only be defeated with speed and agil--"
Joey Miles: "HOLY SHIT!"
Joey Miles' outburst was a result of a decapitating clothesline by Axel Anvil, so powerful that it literally turns SM Raye inside-out in thin air before he hits the canvas!! This happened a mere three seconds after the pin-fall was broken. A fully in-control Axel Anvil cranks his jaw, easing the pain of the shining wizard. He rains down boulder-heavy stomps on the chest of SM Raye and then stands his three hundred fifty-five pound (355 lbs) body on top of it, adding insult to injury while Raye rives loudly in agony! The referee forces Anvil to step off, which he does to bring Raye back to his feet and Irish-whip him towards his team's corner. Raye shows intestinal fortitude, using the whip's momentum to hop on the ropes and springboard into a dropkick on Jakeb Steel, knocking him on the apron. Not the wises move by Raye, for he stands back up and meets a running boot, plowing into his cheeks with the speed of a mac truck! As soon as Raye hits the ground, Jakeb makes the tag and climbs the turnbuckle, just as Anvil hooks the legs of the grounded Raye. Then in a visually pleasing display, Anvil dead-lifts Raye from the mat onto his shoulders and drives him down back-first with his BRUTAL sit-out powerbomb completely in-sync with Jakeb Steel lunging gracefully off the top rope with a moonsault, splashing Raye down below!!
Joey Miles: "Sweet fucking christ, that was sexy! That double team gave me a fucking hard-on!"
Ted Cedar: "I don't think I've ever seen a powerbomb-moonsault combo like that before! Dark Atlas just gave a taste of their unique double teaming talents. These guys are savages!"
Joey Miles: "Wait, they're not fucking done yet!"
Indeed they were not. Instead of going for the pin, Jakeb stands off Raye immediately following the splash, allowing Anvil to hook his legs and dead-lift him up to his shoulders yet again. The referee merely yells at the two dark entities to cease the double teaming, fearing getting physically involved. Luckily, Pyro enters to make the save, but sadly greets a dropkick by Jakeb Steel. Suddenly, the audience witnesses Anvil dashes towards a turnbuckle and hurl Raye spine-first into it with a BRUTAL DELUXE running powerbomb, having him fall bottom-first to the lower post!! Raye does not even get a second to breath, as Jakeb Steel then dashes in and collides into him with a running front-flip cannonball, crushing him against the bottom post!!
Ted Cedar: "MY GOD! I can't imagine the pain SM Raye must be in right now. What a devestating running powerbomb-cannonball combo. What else can these guys do!?"
Joey Miles: "Any fucking thing they want! I love this shit. The XWA tag team division is the fucking greatest!"
As Anvil exits onto the apron, Steel yanks Raye out of the corner and covers him for the win. [1-2-] Raye manages to kick out before the third count to the dismay of Sandy Walkins. "RIP HIS HEAD OFF, JAKE!" yells the eccentric manager, squeezing her doll of Jakeb Steel. Jakeb applies a rear naked choke of Raye, trying to slow down the pace to his liking. Raye is still reeling from the double dosing of double teams, so he stays in the choke-hold for a while, but eventually fights back to his feet and hits Jakeb in his gut with elbow shots. In a unique counter, Raye hooks the head of Steel and leaps high into a back-flip, driving "The Sovereign" downward into a sit-out rear mat slam aka Sliced Bread #2! Raye does not hesitate to crawl over to his corner and make the tag to Chris Pyro who enters the ring with a head full of steam. Seeking vengeance, Raye and Pyro approach Jakeb Steel rising to his feet and quickly drop him back down with a double arm-drag, followed up with a double dropkick completely in-sync with one another! To the shock of both men, Jakeb uses momentum of the double dropkick to roll backwards onto his feet and then lunges forward at both men. The audience watches in awe as Jakeb Steel hops onto both shoulders of Pyro and Raye, balances his legs upward into the air for two seconds, and then drives them both downward with a ground-shaking double DDT!! Boiling over with adrenaline, Jakeb jumps to his feet and lets out of wolf like "AWOOOOOOOOOO!" to the crowd, maintaining his team's dominance.
Ted Cedar: "Double DDT by Jakeb Steel! I am baffled at the sheer dominance of Dark Atlas right now."
Joey Miles: "You fucking kidding me!?? LOOK AT THESE BASTARDS! They're fucking monsters. Are you really surprised?"
Both members of the Revolutionary Front roll out of the ring and to the floor, regrouping to figure out what they have to do to stay in the game. Steel seems more then welcome to let them retreat, as the referee starts yelling for Chris to get back into the ring and continue this match. Unbeknownst to the referee, Axel has climbed inside the squared circle as well and approaches near his partner. Just then, Jakeb darts to the far ropes and rebounds back with in top speed. The gargantuan catches his partner and uses his monstrous strength to chuck Jakeb Steel into the air! As if he had wings, Steel soars above the referees head with ease and crashing upon both men with a high flying cross body attack! The referee restarts his count while Jakeb is the first to arise from the pile of bodies and drags Pyro to his feet as well. He brings Pyro over to the corner post to rams his head into the cold hard metal. His plan backfires, however, as Pyro manages to turn it around on the painted villain and slam him into it instead! The blow staggers Steel and Pyro rolls him into the ring, following suit by spring-boarding over the top rope to crash down on Steel with an elbow drop pin. [One-Tw] Before the three count Steel thrusts his shoulder up with emphasis and Pyro is left holding his head, puzzled on what will it take to beat these monsters. Shaking it off, Pyro reels Steel to his feet and whips him into the ropes near his partner's corner. The turnbuckle suddenly becomes a source for rebound as Steel ricochets back and clobbers Pyro with his Clash of Horrors flying fist attack, knocking the spit from his mouth!
Ted Cedar: “I don’t think anyone expected this much of an issue for the Revolutionary Front here tonight. They can’t gain any momentum and keep it for more then a minute or two.”
Joey Miles: “High paced action and domination of a shitty team. This is the kind of stuff that should always be available. Dark Atlas I think is climbing to be my favorite fucking team already.”
A mind-jarred Pyro starts to crawl towards his corner, but to his dismay that is stopped as Jakeb grasps his leg and drags the "One Man Death Squad" to Dark Atlas' corner, tagging in the mastodon of the team. As Axel Anvil climbs into the ring, Steel cinches onto the leg and applies his Hell’s Vice Ankle Lock. Stepping over the militant, Anvil pulls both of his arms back and hoists him off the ground with a full nelson hold akin to his condemnation lock aside of holding him off the canvas!! The devastating double submission sends Pyro screaming in agony, as the referee counts and reaches a count of four, forcing Dark Atlas to release the hold. However, as Jakeb releases Pyro's ankle, Anvil maintains the hold and rag dolls Pyro from under his legs, host him into the air in his Condemnation submission. Watching Pyro struggle like a fly in a spider's web, Axel then swings him high into the air and kneels down to plant Pyro across his knee with a reverse atomic drop! Having released the hold, both Axel and Steel laugh as Pyro flops face first onto the canvas and starts crawling in mercy towards his corner. Stalking his prey with slow brooding steps, Anvil lets Pyro get near his corner before grasping both his legs and pulling him directly into the center of the ring. Things are not turning out good for Pyro as he is suddenly spun around by his legs with an airplane spin. The crowd chants along at the number of rotations knowing Axel can go for quite awhile, getting up to a full ten rotations before the young star is flung into one of the abandoned corners. Pyro desperately crawls against the ropes, resting against it for a breather. Unfortunately, his rest comes to a rough ending when Anvil stampedes towards him and plants his boot flush in his face with a running facewash!!
Joey Miles: "Well there goes his fucking lips! If Chris Pyro has a bitch, he ain't kissing her tonight!"
Ted Cedar: “I think right now Chris Pyro needs to make a crucial tag to Raye!! He is getting massacred out there! It isn't looking good for Revolutionary Front at the moment.”
“No Gimmicks Needed” starts urging his partner from his corner, hoping to get his team back into the match and climb out of the deep hole they are already in. Anvil wishes to dash these hopes, picking Pyro up by the head and hoisting the man to a wobbly footed position on the top turnbuckle. Stepping onto the bottom rope for some assistance, Anvil looks for his own version of a superplex. Digging deep, Pyro spring to life on top and hooks Axel in a front headlock, holding on for dear life. After two failed attempts bone meets bone as Pyro head butts Anvil repeatedly to force the giant to let go and stumble back down to the mat. Immediately, Pyro catches air, extending both legs, and plants them against Anvil with a dropkick that sends him crashing against the canvas!! It is now or never for the Revolutionary Front. Hearing opportunity's glorious call, Pyro slowly gets his self together and crawls towards his partner. Anvil notices this and gets up in hopes of stopping the tag. However, the giant is not able to and the proverbial hot tag is made! Raye grasps the top rope and uses it to springboard into the air. Flipping over Anvil, Raye hooks the giants head and brings him down with a Blockbuster overcastle! Like a cheetah about to pounce on its fallen prey, Raye awaits for Anvil to get to a kneeling position before unleashing a superkick to his jaw, wobbling Axel to the point where even the slightest breeze could cause him to tip over. Running back to the ropes for some speed, Raye comes in and uses Axel's knee as a stepping stone, looking for another Shining Wizard to put him down for good. This time, Saye's foot completely misses Axel who had enough time to clear the cobwebs and snatches Raye's other leg, tripping him to the canvas. Twisting him about, Anvil places his leg over his neck in an Engine Failure Stretcuh Muffler lock and hangs Raye like a necklace, riving in agony!
Ted Cedar: “OH, HE MISSED! Raye's last ditch effort was silenced after he missed with his Shining Wizard. Now he is in some serious trouble in the middle of the ring.”
Miles: “Tap! TAP! TAP YA FUCKING IDIOT! Don’t try to hold out. The last thing you need is your damn leg to be separated from your body. You can't win this!”
Things look dire for Raye who is far from the ropes and has Anvil punishing his knee with the Engine Failure. Adding insult to injury, Anvil swings Raye through his legs and bends, making his submission hold now akin to a Single Leg Boston Crab. Anvil pulls at Rayes lone limb while holding his head on the canvas with his knee and threatens to separate many bones if it does not forfeit. His savior comes in the form of "The Militant" Chris Pyro who enters the ring and tackles Axel on his side, forcing him to release the hold. The referee yells at Pyro to get back into his corner, which he does, having saved the bout while angering the giant. Anvil gets back to his feet and towers over Raye, peeling the slightly squirming man from the canvas like paper onto his feet. Picking him up, Anvil holds Raye in the air in a military press position before pumping him up and down, as if he is a dead weight. Finally, Anvil chucks him up and steps forward, sending Raye to crash downward behind him face first into the canvas. The wily militant manages to land on all fours to the chagrin of The Sovereign and dives towards Pyro, tagging him into the bout again. Pyro comes in and charges at Anvil as he turns around, meeting him with a flurry of punches that seemingly do not faze him. He keeps raining blows on Axel to distract him and allow Raye to join in on the onslaught. Raye and Pyro both glance over at Jakeb Steel on the apron who is standing motionless and watching on before they both dash across the ring. Rebounding at full speed, Raye takes the lead on the return and is in front of Pyro as both men proceed to leap in the air at Anvil with a double flying splash. What would normally bring a normal man to his knees does not here as Axel showcases his amazing strength and stature by, not only refusing to fall to the canvas but, catching both men and spinning them around to slam them onto the mat instead with an Arn Anderson-esque spinebuster!
Joey Miles: “Are you fucking kidding me? Not only did the giant bastard not fall but he just OBLITERATED both of his opponents with that!”
Ted Cedar: “OH MY GOD! I would be amazed if either man was even moving right now, this is just pure and total carnage inside the ring. Every time Raye and Pyro have hoped to get back into the contest they seemingly have been stopped at every corner from maintaining momentum.”
It is time to end this contest. Axel Anvil nods at Jakeb, who then drops down off the apron and motions Anvil with his hands. Following command, Anvil picks up Raye and places him in-between his legs, flipping him up to his shoulders. What happens next makes the entire arena gasp in horror, as Axel dashes towards the topes and hurls SM Raye over the top rope, having Jakeb catch on the outside with a vicious falling neckbreaker on the outside concrete!! With SM Raye left motionless on the outside, Anvil then picks up Pyro like a sack of potatoes and lifts him into a firemen's carry on his shoulders. He goes spinning with an airplane spin, building up a ton of speed, just as Jakeb slides back into the ring and dashes at Axel's right, timing the spin well enough to smack a running boot right into the skull of Pyro! The impact of the running boot causes Axel to stop his airplane spin and then follow up with his death valley driver finisher, The Darkness Drop, plowing Pyro into the mat!! He wastes no time covering him for the win.
Joey Miles: "Whoa whoa, holy sh -- HOLY SHIT! HOOOOOOLYYYYY SHIT!"
Ted Cedar: "I can't believe what I just saw! Dark Atlas means business!! Raye took a powerbomb-neckbreaker combo to the outside and then his partner got the bad enough of that death valley driver. That has to be it."
Joey Miles: "Are you fucking serious?? I'm worried those two might be dead! We could get sued from this match."
The referee makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
DING DING DING!
Laura Watts: Here is your winners, DARK! ATLAS!"
Both Alexis Rose and Sandy Walkins are seen applauding in glee on the outside. Jakeb Steel enters the ring and stands side by side Axel Anvil, as the referee raises their arms in victory. Steel rips his hand away from the referee, rejecting his modesty, and stands in front of Axel Anvil. The giant towers over Jakeb Steel and raises his arm high behind him in victory, just as Jakeb Steel stares aimlessly into the audience. The cameras close in on the face-painted stone-face of Jakeb Steel before going to a commercial break.
Subject: PRE-SHOW M3: Dark Atlas vs. The Revolutionary Front 
