Following their big singles match on WWE NXT last month – featuring the greatest post-match stomp in the history of pro wrestling – NXT Champion Kevin Owens and Alex Riley have engaged in the great Twitter war of our time.
Check out just a few of the excellent exchanges between the two, then cast your vote at the very bottom of the page for who is winning the battle.
I’lI let ur timeline know when the picture of me ripping ur heart out & dragging ur fat ass back thru the curtain posts @FightOwensFight
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 7, 2015
.@AlexRileyWWE Until then, please post more videos of you headbanging by yourself in your car. Thanks!
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 7, 2015
.@AlexRileyWWE Yep! I’m stalking you. I totally didn’t see it because people on my timeline are making fun of it, I swear! *winky face*
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 3, 2015
If @FightOwensFight is a man he’ll fight me, non title, in the parking lot of @FullSail @WWENXT @wwe or (insert sophomoric joke)
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 10, 2015
You wanna turn that 1.3 into 2.6 @WWENetwork give me a Live MIC and @FightOwensFight @WWE @WWENXT !!!
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 10, 2015
Can’t wait until you claim your Twitter was hacked once you realize all those tweets make you sound like an absolute dumbass! @AlexRileyWWE
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 10, 2015
.@FightOwensFight I will consider the opinion on my level of intellect, since it came from a guy that barely graduated high school
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 10, 2015
.@AlexRileyWWE You’re trying to sound smart but before my buddy pointed it out, you had “entrepreneur” spelled wrong in your Twitter bio.
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 10, 2015
“@AlexRileyWWE: Did u graduate high school? I’m behind on my dirt sheets. @FightOwensFight” Let me help you catch up: You suck. I rule.
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 10, 2015
I wish I could keep this going but my phone battery’s almost dead…much like @AlexRileyWWE’s career. Later!
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 10, 2015
.@FightOwensFight spoken like a true 2nd Grader well done, now go take ur nap its 2 o’clock
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 10, 2015
.@FightOwensFight u might be right, if u are, I’ll see YA in 10 yrs when I pull up to Mobile and u ask me, if I want regular or unleaded
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 10, 2015
“@AlexRileyWWE: i’ll see YA in 10 yrs when I pull up to Mobile and u ask me, if I want regular or unleaded” They’re the same, you idiot.
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 10, 2015
.@AlexRileyWWE pic.twitter.com/BEaDlj3XMT
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 11, 2015
Nice resume builder, might wanna check this out as well if ur looking 4 a confidence booster http://t.co/zoycBDq2iQ https://t.co/7TE5pWzLCu
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 12, 2015
.@FightOwensFight I’d work on having one first
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 12, 2015
U wanna be on the same level I’m on, meet me at the beach tomorrow at 4 am @FightOwensFight
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 15, 2015
I PROMISE there’s NOTHING @FightOwensFight can beat me at that has anything to do with athletics, including punching each other in the face
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 15, 2015
.@FightOwensFight @WWE and I suggest u not come within 5 feet of me unless u have been fitted for one with a color in mind
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 15, 2015
If someone can read those last 2 RT’s and tell me what he’s talking about, let me know. Thanks!
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 15, 2015
“The eternally angry teenager” Alex Riley. #RAAAAGE #LOUDMUSIC #SHUTUPMOM @WWENXT
— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) April 16, 2015
“Guy that wears initials on his shirt that coincidentally abbreviate KnockOut” @FightOwensFight @WWE #CreativeGenius #GetItHesAFighter
— Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) April 16, 2015