The scene is set in preparation for another potentially great match tonight. Coming up next in Vendetta is Akira Kobayashi, who just came from his first lost, against a newcomer to XWA. What makes this match even more exciting is that both combatants are Japanese! So this might be a chance for both natives to represent their countries and show off what techniques they have garnered from their homeland.
Joey Miles: Alrighty ladies and homos! We’re going to have some Jap on Jap action tonight. Too bad they’re both males though.
Ted Cedar: Ugh. Stop it with the porn references. Don’t let Joey’s pervertedness take you away from what could seem like a good showing up next. It’s going to be Akira Kobayashi versus XWA’s Japanese newcomer, Masamune! You have to wonder though, after Kobayashi came so close to winning the Intercontinental title and had his chances ruined by The Hopeful - will this affect his performance tonight?
Joey Miles: You bet it, Sugar Tits! Akira Kobe must be very pissed after that(Ha! “Kobe”). But he has no right to whine. All hail the Hopeful! Hail Robert Hope! Praise Cerberus for helping Rob Chapman win the title!
Ted Cedar: Errr... Moving on from The Hopeful and going back to Akira Kobayashi vs Masamune, our newest member of XWA should be very careful though. Kobayashi might be in a more aggressive state of mind after his loss last night, and he might not care at all even if his opponent comes from the same country as him.
Akira Kobayashi’s theme "Stay Here" hits, he appears from backstage and makes his way to the squared-circle with that black towel of his over him. The native from Japan wastes no time while walking down the ramp. Joey’s prediction was correct, Kobayashi’s mood looks far from joyous. He enters the ring and treads to the corner, looking intimidatingly stern and dangerous.
Suddenly the next song plays from the audio system, turning the entire arena into confusion. Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” hits, causing massive disbelief from the fans. As soon as the painful chorus plays, Masamune comes out. The newcomer already starts to receive boos and negative reactions from the XWA faithful due to his choice of entrance music. The Crazy Jap enters the ring wearing a tight tank top and tight ripped skinny jeans. Taking a microphone, he gets all up on Kobayashi’s face and starts talking in a strong Japanese accent.... Though his grammar’s sometimes a tad bit off.
Masamune: KEEHEE!... ARE YOU READY GUYS!? PUT YA GUNS ON!
Joey Miles: Oh God why?
The newest Japanese superstar raises his arm in self-praise, though gets the opposite of praise from the audience. Everything about this new guy just ticks off the crowd. It isn’t the end of his little first day remarks though.
Masamune: Ha!... Kobayashi Akira! You chicken? Cheeep Cheep Cheeep!
And with that insult, Masamune gets sent down to the mat - receiving a powerful hook from Akira. After falling in a very laughable manner, The newcomer returns to his feet and retreats to the corner in preparation for the bout.
Ted Cedar: Here we go folks! It’s about to get physical between these two. A very promising looking match-up.
Joey Miles: It’s an orgy of Japs! Masamune, Kobayashi, and Sanu as the ref. Somebody get the tentacles!
Subject: PROMO | Masamune 
