M3 | Axel Anvil vs. Fuse Boy: Xtreme Rules

**DUE: Saturday, May 24th at 11:59PM EDT.**

DUE: Saturday, May 24th at 11:59PM EDT.

Guest

Joey Miles: “This is going to be fucking exciting seeing Fuse-Boy lose two weeks in a row. Especially since that big fucking oaf CRUNCHER will see his muscles are all he has and without a brain they won’t do him any good.”

Ted Cedar: “You should know not to count out Fuse, but you are right it does look dire especially since Alexis Rose is at ringside as well. Speak of the devil, she is actually coming here to join us for commentary.”

Joey quickly pushes Ted over a bit and moves over himself offering Alexis a headset and welcoming her to the commentary table.

Alexis Rose: “Why thank you Joey, you have always been such a sweetheart to me. Now, I know people are probably wondering why I am sitting here instead of standing at ringside, it is because I am still close if needed, but yet don’t need to worry about interfering unless it is a necessity. That and I know CRUNCHER doesn’t come over here often, so it saves me from his smelly breath.”

As the bell tolls to start the match, Fuse-Boy moves towards Axel with no fear in his eyes even with a two hundred pound difference in weight and over a foot in height difference as well. The wily veteran takes use of the no disqualification rules right off the bat and reaches out with his hands to grasp the genitals of Anvil and squeeze him in a testicular claw! Pain ricochets through Anvil and groans are heard throughout the arena from men who sympathize with his pain as he staggers from the blatant move. However, the hold doesn’t stay locked in for any good amount of time as Axel grabs Fuse-Boy’s head between his hands and shoves him back onto the canvas. The gargantuan shifts around to readjust himself and numb the obvious pain before walking over towards Fuse who rises to his feet, only to be chucked into the nearest corner. Before he is squashed, the Attention Seeker raises his feet into the oncoming chest of Axel to repel his splash attempt. Leaping onto the middle turnbuckle Fuse waits for Axel to turn around before leaping off at him with a cross body, only to have Anvil catch him like he weighed nothing. Hoisting the smaller veteran into the air Axel walks towards the ropes where CRUNCHER is situated and emits a whistle to catch his attention before tossing Fuse-Boy at his muscled henchman! CRUNCHER uses his slight brain power to catch Fuse-Boy who yells at him to put him down and finally obliges. Fuse then ignores Axel in the ring to dive underneath and pull out a few toys for use in the match. The accessories are a steel chair, a garbage can full of a few goodies and Fuse pulls a handle part way out but doesn’t fully reveal what he found at this point.

Ted Cedar: “It truly didn’t take long for weapons to come into this match up.”

Alexis Rose: “Well Fuse-Boy is fucked either way, there is a reason my brother is known as The Hardcore Thunda From Down Unda.”

In the time that Fuse-Boy was getting some goodies from under the ring, Axel exited the ring on his own and came after Fuse-Boy who was quick to grab the steel chair and swing at Anvil. The steel connects against flesh as Fuse took an overhead swing and Anvil countered by punching downwards into the steel and sending it back at Fuse’s face! The steel doesn’t give as Fuse falls back onto the thin padding with a resounding thud. Chair dropped, Fuse is at Axel’s mercy as he begins laying into him with stomps to the chest area. Next thing Axel knows, CRUNCHER grabs him from behind in a bear hug and in a sight rarely ever seen hoists him clearly off the ground.

CRUNCHER: “NO KEEP FUSEY DOWN! FUSEY MUST BE GIVEN CHANCE!”

Joey Miles: “Well this shit is about to get interesting, meathead vs roided meathead.”

Ted Cedar: “Everyone knows the strength of CRUNCHER, but now we shall see how it fares against arguably the strongest member of the XWA roster in the giant of Dark Atlas.”

CRUNCHER holds Anvil off the ground by a few inches and holds him tight while Fuse-Boy recovers on the ground from the unexpected blow, slowly getting back to his feet. Struggling about, Axel can’t seem to do anything until he notices that CRUNCHER has left himself in a wide standing position, allowing him to swing back with one leg and complete a low blow against him! This forces CRUNCHER to release the hold, Axel dropping down onto his feet in an unsteady fashion. He turns around and Irish whips the behemoth directly at Fuse-Boy who manages to roll out of the way for the most part, his legs straggling behind him and tripping the masked assistant. Fuse doesn’t have time to watch in horror as CRUNCHER falls, instead being picked up off the ground by Axel and rammed spine first against the ring apron. Placing both hands against Fuse allows Axel to keep him in place as he rears back and proceeds to ram his shoulder against the smaller Englishman and send him into the apron twice more. The Sovereign then rolls Fuse into the ring while grabbing the garbage can from earlier and chucking it into the ring which sends two stop signs, a black bag and something small that skitters away before the camera catches it as a pair of brass knuckles. Inside the ring Fuse is slowly getting to his feet as Axel is getting up onto the apron, scurrying towards the stop signs nearest him. Grasping them Fuse turns around as Axel is stepping over the ropes and starts swinging wildly smashing them against The Daredevil thus stopping his progression!

Ted Cedar: “This is why you can’t count anyone out in an extreme match, simple determination can make the smallest of competitors into the most lethal as they know they have more to prove.”

Alexis Rose: “Well Axel is one who has seen many show through adversity, but as a founder of Dark Atlas he is here to showcase that those days are long gone, he is here to help carry this company, not it carry him.”

Joey Miles: “Preach it sista. Fuse-Boy is only delaying the inevitable until he gets royally fucked!”

Alexis Rose: “Joey, since when did you turn black?”

Fuse continues to viciously swing at Axel who finishes stepping over the ring ropes and is barely able to defend himself. The Attention Seeker runs across the ring and comes back leaping into the air swinging both signs down to smash them across the cranium of Anvil! The sound rings throughout the arena as Axel wobbles on his feet leading to Fuse doing it once more, Axel falling down to a kneeling base now. Seeing Axel is semi coherent Fuse chucks a stop sign to him which the giant catches, only to have Fuse lash out with his savate kick he calls Swizzle Chizzle Mizzle to smash it directly into Axel’s face knocking him down to the canvas!

Ted Cedar: “He did it! He knocked Axel down onto the floor! COVER HIM WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE FUSE-BOY!”

Fuse doesn’t waste time and covers the Australian while Ryu Sanu drops down to count. One! Two! Before the hand even begins to raise off the canvas after the second strike Axel uses his inhumane strength to push Fuse-Boy off him and break the cover. Fuse is sent flying so hard he goes a quarter of the way across the ring landing next to the trash can that he chucked in earlier.

Alexis Rose: “It is reasons like this you don’t doubt against Dark Atlas, we may falter at times as we are human, but we can’t be counted out as long as the match is going on.”

Fuse slowly gets to his feet and watches as Axel does the same, running at him in hopes of once again landing Swizzle Chizzle Mizzle and end this contest, only to have Axel manage to turn around and grab his leg in mid strike! Terror strikes his face as Axel pulls on it and drags him into the air by his limb, causing him to yell out for CRUNCHER who has finally come to. “FUSE BOY HURT! CRUNCHER ASSIST!” The roided man gets onto the apron as Axel goes to place Fuse into the Engine Failure Stretch Muffler, this time making the hold worse as he actually starts to spin while keeping the lock in. Anvil spins around and causes Fuse to smack his skull against CRUNCHERS head skull to skull seemingly dazing the giant man. Dropping Fuse-Boy nearby, Axel steadies himself before he grabs the garbage can off the ground and slams it over the head and wide shoulders of CRUNCHER trapping him! The Australian runs across the ring and barrels back with full speed before delivering a Breakstuff modified Sick kick to the garbage can sending CRUNCHER back against the ropes and falling over them to the outside still trapped in the garbage can!

Ted Cedar: “I don’t know if we could say Axel is stronger than CRUNCHER for sure, but he by far is smarter with how he is nullifying his attempts at interference. This has allowed Fuse to stay in when he most likely would have lost by now otherwise.”

Alexis Rose: “What do you expect Teddy? For Axel to not struggle against the numbers game?”

Joey Miles: “For fucks sake, right now all I am worried about you two didn’t notice is Fuse having knucks on his hand right now, Axel has to watch out here.”

Axel doesn’t know what Joey does and proceeds to pick the legs of Fuse off the canvas to hoist him for a Brutal power bomb, only to have the Englishman hit him in the skull with three stiff shots to the skull with brass knucks and busting him open! The crowd comes alive at the sight of blood slowly pouring out of Anvil who drops Fuse and puts a hand to his head seemingly enraged he is bleeding. Fuse does the smartest thing he can do in this moment and scurries out of the ring to look for something that can save him as otherwise he knows Axel would annihilate him. Enraged and literally seeing red in his eyes as the blood starts pouring past them, Axel exits the ring in pursuit of Fuse-Boy. Catching up to him, Axel slams a foot against him from behind in a modified Big Boot and stomp combination to slam Fuse face first to the padding below. Looking near Fuse, Axel spots the handle of something from earlier sticking out from the ring and pulls it out to reveal the ever trusty Hack N’ Smash. Anvil smiles as he holds a barbed wire wrapped sledgehammer in his hands, waiting for Fuse to get up. Holding it causes cuts to Axel’s hands but he doesn’t care as he runs at Fuse blasting him with his own weapon! The hit forces Fuse to fall to the floor bloodied himself now! Axel peels Fuse off the floor with one hand and slides him into the ring, following him with Hack n’ Smash in his other hand. Closely following him, Axel watches Fuse stagger to his feet before hitting him one more time for good measure and this time covers him after Fuse collapses.

Joey Miles: “Two full flush hits, this match should be fucking over for sure.”

Alexis Rose: “Although he is down, I don’t count Fuse out just yet, the old man has some spunk to stay fighting.”

Alexis is right as Fuse kicks out after a two count much to the delight of the crowd who cheers for him endlessly. Both men are now donning a crimson mask as blood is covering both of their faces. Axel stands up and wonders what it will take to end this match when he remembers the black bag from earlier. Going to it, Axel picks it up and feels the bottom to gauge what is inside before smiling as he grabs the tie and pulls it to open said bag. Pulling the black cloth open Axel walks to the center of the ring and turns the bag upside down as dozens upon dozens of shiny silver tacks come pouring out to coat the ring at his feet!

Ted Cedar: “Well business is about to pick up folks, thumb tacks never end well for anyone.”

Joey Miles: “Fuck yes, time to turn Fuse-Boy into the human pin cushion!”

Walking back over to the Attention Seeker, Axel knows this time he is without the brass knuckles anymore and picks him up again off the canvas in a power bomb position. Spinning around Axel then plants Fuse-Boy with his Brutal power bomb directly into the pile of tacks! Axel doesn’t release the hold and bends down thus pinning Fuse in the tacks!

Ted Cedar: “My god, a Brutal power bomb into the tacks, this has to be over!”

One! TWO! Fuse kicks out at the last second!

Joey Miles: “WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE TO PUT HIM DOWN FOR GOOD?”

Outside the ring CRUNCHER is starting to stir after the wild shot he took earlier from the major boot to the face through the trash can, Alexis takes off her headset to go towards him. Inside the ring, Axel notices this and scoops Fuse off the canvas before hoisting him onto his shoulders to let out a low guttural roar. Anvil then slams Fuse-Boy head first against the tacks with his patented Darkness Drop Death Valley Driver! On the outside Alexis does her best stopping CRUNCHER as she tries to keep him down unsuccessfully and then manages to get in his way using his morals to not hit a woman as a way to keep him from interfering! The referee dives down and counts one more time.. ONE! TWO! THREE!

Joey Miles: “Fuck yes, Axel just completely annihilated Fuse! Sure, he might have a few holes in him from tacks, but that’s a small price to pay compared to Fuse who is bound to be so holey when they pull them all out of him!”

Ted Cedar: “Such a brutal contest, Axel definitely has Alexis to thank for this match ending when it did instead of CRUNCHER interfering in the contest and making it continue.”

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Good luck Chris, was different having to write with CRUNCHER as well so hopefully this is better then I think it is Funny

Subject: Re: M3 | Axel Anvil vs. Fuse Boy: Xtreme Rules Sat May 24, 2014 3:54 pm

*DING DING*

Axel marches towards Fuse-Boy and begins the intimidation game. The size difference was ridiculous as The Manifestation of Genocide looked down on his much smaller opponent. Fuse-Boy who, as usual, is full of confidence,begins jumping up and down in a vain attempt to get in his face. He cracks a smile then WHACK, he kicks Axel right in the balls and rolls out of the ring as the giant crouches over in pain. Fuse-Boy crouches by the apron, whips over the cover and begins searching for a weapon. He finds something, a kendo stick and rolls back into the ring. He approaches Axel, whom is just getting to his feet, and begins whacking him hard in the back of the leg with the cane. He hits him again and again, up to 5 times, before Axel spins around and easily snatches the stick out of his hands. He swings for Fuse’s head, but he ducks it and runs for the ropes, bounces off and hits a low dropkick to Axels knee, making the big man drop to one knee. Fuse then starts punching Axel in the head a few times. He reaches over to grab the kendo stick, only to be grabbed by the neck, hoisted into the air and slammed into the mat with Axels sitout chokebomb.

Ted Cedar: I was going to say that Fuse-Boy has the upper hand, but Axels stopped that.

Axel stands up and drops a leg right across the Londoners skinny neck, before stepping over the top rope to the outside and checking under the ring for a weapon himself. Axel begins pulling out a few weapons including a couple of trash can lids, a stop sign and a small, black sack. Suddenly he hears a loud roar as CRUNCHER!!! comes charging towards him, he ducks out of the way as Fuse-Boy’s mate slips on the stop sign and hits his face on the steel steps. CRUNCHER!!! gets up quickly and stares at Axel. Then starts screaming in his face.

CRUNCHER!!!: YOU MADE CRUNCHER LOOK STUPID!!! ONLY CRUNCHER!!! DOES THAT!!!

CRUNCHER!!! charged at Axel again, this time smashing right into him and knocking him to the ground. Axels a little shaken from the shock of being knocked off his feet with ease but he still manages to get to his feet pretty quickly. The two big men face off, CRUNCHER!!! being taller and bigger out of the two, when suddenly Fuse-Boy comes flying off the top turnbuckle, cane in hand, and cracks Axel across the back of head, making him lurch forwards and crashing skulls with CRUNCHER!!!, hard, making both the giants hit the deck. Fuse-Boy walks over to his quad bike and searches in his side bag and pulls out a purple bag. He runs back to his opponent before pouring the contents all over the floor. Hundreds of pieces of lego fall to the ground and cover the floor behind where Axel is slowly getting to his feet. Fuse-Boy faces Anvil and gives him a Swizzle Chizzle Mizzle superkick right to his face as he was still crouched. Axel falls back and slams on the lego, hard. The jagged pieces of plastic dug into his spine and pretty much the entirety of his back as he yells out in pain.

Ted Cedar: Oh my god, it’s bad enough just standing on a piece of lego, let alone that.
Joey Miles: Who the hell carries around lego with them?

Fuse helps CRUNCHER!!! to his feet and reassures his friend that he’s got everything in control. He runs over to make a cover then looks dismayed as he remembers that this isn’t falls count anywhere match, but Axel just pushes him off easily regardless. Fuse-Boy walks to the time keeper and pushes the official off his chair before folding it up and approaching his opponent. He then throws the chair and other weapons in the ring before sliding in himself. Axel gets up, pieces of lego dropping off his back and slides back into the ring himself only to be greeted with chair shots to the back from Fuse-Boy. Fuse hit and hit and hit with the chair, before wrapping it around the leg of Axel and stamping on it. However Axel gets his leg out just in time and Fuse-Boy stamps hard on the dented chair, buckling his ankle. Axel rose with a very pissed of look on his face. He ducks down, lifts Fuse with his neck and arms, spins around and alabama slams him right onto the chair. Fuse-Boy lets out a scream of pain and arches his back as Axel goes for a cover.

1..
2..
KICKOUT!..

Axel looks shocked that the small man kicked out and quickly mounts him and begins hammering his massive fist into Fuse-Boy’s head. He covers him again but only gets another two count. He wraps his massive arm around Fuse-Boy’s neck and begins to squeeze his neck, attempting to cut the flow of blood to Fuse’s brain. Fuse struggles to get out of the hold but to no avail. He was beginning to black out as the ref approached and raises his arm in the air before letting it go and watching it droop to the mat, he did it again to the same effect. He lifts Fuse-Boy’s arm for the third time but this time The Attention Seeker keeps it in the air, gives a big thumbs up and rams said thumb into Axels eye socket. Anvil roars in pain and covers his eye, releasing his hold. Fuse-Boy gasps for his breath and crawls over to the ropes near where CRUNCHER!!! was loitering and begins to pull himself to his feet. Suddenly an enraged Axel charges towards him and boots his opponent through the ropes. Fuse-Boy collapses to the outside as Axel is in hot pursuit, climbing over the top rope and lifting Fuse-Boy off the ground. The Australian drags Fuse-Boy to the announcers table and bounces his head on the top a couple of times. Fuse slumps over the table in a dazed state as Axel walks to his bike and pulls a chain from his seat. Axel walks back to his opponent, wrapping the chain around his fist and waits for him to turn around before clobbering him with his chained fist, busting him open. Blood flies everywhere as Fuse-Boy wobbles on his feet. Axel holds him up by his hair and punches him again with the chained fist before rolling him onto the wood. Axel quickly climbs the table and drops his chain to the ground.

Ted Cedar: Looks like we’re getting the best seats in the house.
Joey Miles: and I’m getting out of mine, somethings gonna happen.

Axel drapes the chain around his neck, grabs Fuse-Boys neck hoists him high into the air before chokeslamming him right through the table. Both men hit the floor as the table collapses and Fuse writhes around in agony. Axel is on his feet and lifts up Fuse-Boy high into the air and tosses him in the ring, following after. Axel goes for the cover as the ref makes a count.

1..
2..
THR..KICKOUT!!

Axel is shocked that such a little bloke can take such a massive beating and gets to his feet. Fuse-Boy crawls towards CRUNCHER!!! as Anvil is arguing with the ref and gestures for something. CRUNCHER!!! searches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer wrapped in barbed wire, Fuse-Boy’s favourite toy called Hack‘N’Smash and slides it to Fuse. Axel, having finished arguing with the ref, walks back over to Fuse-Boy but Fuse-Boy quickly rolls onto his knees and rams the jagged head of the hammer right in Axels balls. Axels eyes water as he collapses to the mat as Fuse-Boy stares at CRUNCHER!!!

Fuse: CRUNCHER!!! Get in here and squash him.
CRUNCHER!!!:RRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH

CRUNCHER!!! climbs over the top rope into the ring and jumps on Axel splashing him and staying there. Fuse-Boy sits on CRUNCHERS!!! back and demands the ref makes the count.

1..
2..
3..
*DING DING DING*

Ted Cedar: Fuse-Boy wins? What an upset.
Joey Miles: I’m upset for Axel Anvils future fatherhood prospects. That was a lot of nut shots he took there.

Fuse-Boy leaps into the air and slaps CRUNCHER!!! in the back, letting him know he did a good job. He rolls out of the ring as CRUNCHER follows. He hops on his quadbike, revs his engine and burns off up the ramp with his mate trying to keep up. Axel slowly gets to his feet, clutching his balls and slowly exits the ring.

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