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Both men square off in the middle of the ring. James Best is noticeably drunk, and everyone in attendance gets a hint of awkwardness emanating from the ring. Razor realizes this and becomes angry, as Best showed up to an event intoxicated. The referee doesn't seem to notice at first. The match is allowed to commence. Best stumbles forward, as Razor tries to make it work.
Both men lock arms in the middle of the ring and Razor quickly grips Best into a headlock. Best groggily pushes him forward as Razor charges to the ropes. He bounces back and Best crashes into him sloppily, potentially hurting both of them. Razor stands still and screams and Best drops to one knee. The referee quickly throws up the "X" sign, signaling that Best isn't ok.
Razor quickly raises James Best onto his shoulders and tosses him overhead before driving his knee into his forehead, hitting the Razor's Edge. He then pins him.
"1!"
"2!"
"3!"
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Caine said he was no showing and leaving the fed, so I figured this was the best way to go about it.