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 |  Subject: The Iron Sheik's Guide to Spring Break Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:52 pm | |
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So now, without further adieu, here’s the Iron Sheik’s Spring Break tips.
Q - Sheikie baby, a pleasure to speak to you again. What, in your expert opinion, makes for the perfect Spring Break?
A - Thank you, bubba. I love the good time, but you know I work hard 365 day 8 day a week. I never take the fucking break because I know how to handle the party and have good time! What perfect to legend is the cold beer and the good weather. I love to party, but I know how to handle my moderation – not like dumb fucking kid he throw up like baby midget dick!
Q - Spring Break is a time to get laid. What is your advice on how to get laid while on Spring Break?
A - You have the sex because you have the balls! But if you get the dumb bitch pregnant, than you are worse that the jabroni Mel Gibson. If you have the charisma like the legend, and you show you are the real, than anybody have the sex with you. If you have the dog shit breathe, still they love you if you have the money, bubba. Next fucking question! Come on, man!
Q - Should a guy always break up with his girlfriend before Spring Break? Or is it possible to remain faithful?
A - I am Shia Muslim. I never cross my wife. I respect the lady, but the lady sometime act like dumb bitch lady gaga googoo or whatever the fuck! She not the legend. You live one time, you do whatever the fuck you want. If you can’t control your raisin balls, than you are not worth a fuck.
Q - The world knows that you love “the cold beer.” Do you have a favorite Spring Break beverage of choice?
A - I love the whiskey, the cold beer and the vodka. I always have the party ready, bubba.
Q - Some frat boys love to chug or funnel beers. Think there’s a frat boy on this planet who could chug faster than The Iron Sheik?
A - I drink the beer forever till I die, bubba. Any fucking punk piece of shit jabroni want to challenge the legend, they can try. But I suplex them and break their fucking neck! They drink the beer out of a fucking tube for the rest of their fucking life. DONT EVER INSULT THE LEGEND!
Q - What about shots? Does The Iron Sheik do shots? What is the legend’s thoughts on a jager bomb?
A - I love the shots. I do 90 shots in one night with the “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and the Ric Flair. I stand up, I ready to go again, bubba. Always!
Q - If you could take a Spring Break vacation with 3 people, who would they be?
A - If I go on the vacation, I wish I have my friend the Junk Yard Dog with me. I love him and I miss him. Also I go with the Action Bronson, because he love the food and after we party we go for best shish kebob. Also I go with my best friend the Ryan Phillipe. He get the lady. He know how to party big time, bubba!
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| | Subject: Re: The Iron Sheik's Guide to Spring Break Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:11 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Iron Sheik's Guide to Spring Break Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:30 pm | |
| I break you back, make you humble, and fuck you woman, jabroni.  |
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