MATCH 1 | No Disqualification
Jared Jerusalem vs. Riley Williamson - Jared

MATCH 2 | Singles Match
Kaylenna Parks vs. Alexis Rose - Alexis by no-show, most likely

MATCH 3 | Singles Match
C5 Ion vs. Dereck Walter - No clue

MATCH 4 | Singles Match
EG Deal vs. Paddy Perry - Paddy. Sorry Abdel, he's good.

MATCH 5 | Singles Match
James Best vs. Rufus Qabazard - Probably Caine by no-show. Rufus better post.

MATCH 6 | Singles Match
Hitman Alex vs. JHalc - JHalc

MATCH 7 | No Count-Out
Lumber Jill vs. Wolverina - Oooh, tough one. I'll edge it to Jill.

MATCH 8 | Singles Match
Robert Hope vs. Maddox Paine - Maddox, barely

MAIN EVENT | Singles Match
Dominik Diveraz vs. Drake Dysfunction - The battle of the Double D's!...For a third time. I think we're 1-1 so far.

MATCH 1 | No Disqualification
Jared Jerusalem vs. Riley Williamson - Riley Williamson.

MATCH 2 | Singles Match
Kaylenna Parks vs. Alexis Rose - Alexis Rose.

MATCH 3 | Singles Match
C5 Ion vs. Dereck Walter - Dereck Walter.

MATCH 4 | Singles Match
EG Deal vs. Paddy Perry - Paddy Perry.

MATCH 5 | Singles Match
James Best vs. Rufus Qabazard - Rufus.

MATCH 6 | Singles Match
Hitman Alex vs. JHalc - JHalc in recent squash fashion.

MATCH 7 | No Count-Out
Lumber Jill vs. Wolverina - Wolverina... just.

MATCH 8 | Singles Match
Robert Hope vs. Maddox Paine - Robert Hope.

MAIN EVENT | Singles Match
Dominik Diveraz vs. Drake Dysfunction - Dominik Diveraz.

MATCH 1 | No Disqualification
Riley Williamson

MATCH 2 | Singles Match
Alexis Rose

MATCH 3 | Singles Match
C5 Ion

MATCH 4 | Singles Match
Paddy Perry

MATCH 5 | Singles Match
Rufus Qabazard

MATCH 6 | Singles Match
Hitman Alex vs. JHalc - Fuck all of you.

MATCH 7 | No Count-Out
Wolverina

MATCH 8 | Singles Match
Robert Hope

MAIN EVENT | Singles Match
Dominik Diveraz

Wow this only got three posts? Are yall busy or nah?