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 |  Subject: PROMO | Jared Jerusalem - "I'm back bitches!" Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:01 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: PROMO | Jared Jerusalem - "I'm back bitches!" Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:44 am | |
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"I'm back bitches!"
Jared Jerusalem PROMO The crowd looks alive and excited to see the first match of the night. The camera turns it gaze towards the commentators, Joey Miles and Ted Cedar.
Ted Cedar: Oh dear Lord, the match to start it all tonight is going to be a physical one. it's Jared Jerusalem versus Riley Williamson. And it's going to be in a no disqualification match nontheless.
Joey Miles: Yeah Ted, this is one match that I agree on you that will be a great show opener. It's going to be fucking great to see the Hardcore champ fight The Piece of Eden.
Ted Cedar: This is going to be Jared's first televised match in Vendetta. Last night in Cyberslam we saw him defeat his opponent and that match trended in twitter. Can the Hardcore champion beat Jerusalem before he builds up a lot of momentum?
Joey Miles: Of course he can! He's a fucking champ for a reason, Ted. But then again, Jared can pull up some tricks up his sleeves too. This is a none title match too so maybe if Double J can prove himself tonight, he can get a chance for that title.
Ted Cedar: There's no doubt these two will put a hell of a match tonight and when they do, I'd pay to see theme again fight for the title this time. I bet they'll fight tonight like the title was on the line! The lights dim down, and smoke starts to erupt from the depths of the XWA stage, the camera points it's virtual eyes to the titantron. Suddenly the intro of Jared Jerusalem's theme plays and the crowd starts to boo as loud as they can, there's a small number of cheering from some heel-loving fans but it gets overpowered by the negative reaction from people who dislike Jared. Large, white and bold text appear on the tron saying "Savior" then "Hypocrite Hunter" and "Piece of Eden" and finally Double J's name "Jared Jerusalem." that name even made the boos from the crowd even louder. There's even this one sign from the crowd "Suck dick Jared!"
The video camera turns to the stage when the chorus of Jared J's theme plays, and there it is Jared Jerusalem and living flesh, wearing his ring attire and with a t-shirt saying "I'm back in Vendetta. Bitch!" But that's not it, there's paparazzi everywhere taking pictures of him. (he probably hired them just to look cool) That's not something usual when Jared enters the ring but that just further proves how big of a narcissist he is. His cocky smirking and arrogant walking is just showing how much he wants people to hate on him. He enters the ring and flips off the fans. He then grabs a microphone and heads towards the center of the ring, standing proud and tall. The music stops and as the silence hits, the crowd chant "Fuck You Jared." It doesn't affect Jared at all as he raises his eyebrow on his "haters." The Self Proclaimed Savior of XWA starts to speak.
Jared Jerusalem's speech: " *Takes a deep breath*..... I'm back.... Bitches!" The fans reply with constant scoffing. "That's right, I'm here and this time I'm staying for a very long time. I'm staying here until I get what I want. I want my face on every merchandise, I wanna be the face of Vendetta and I want my fucking championship! You see, I'm not your ordinary wrestler, because when I tell you that I'll do something. I'll do it, times ten the results.... Oh what's that? You hate me, well here! *shows his middle finger* I hope you don't censor that shit!... " Jerusalem starts to walk around the ring when he talks. "Let's be honest guys, you missed me. I brought even more entertainment in this show than how porn brings entertainment to teenage boys! And all them ladies must have missed me. But babes, don't go cutting for Jared *chuckles*. So let's get down to business, my match coming up will be a great match no doubt, I mean I'm in it what do you expect? Let's start my rise in XWA with this match.Riley Williamson!.... If you can hear me you son of a bitch, you think you're a champ then you're sadly mistaken. I am a true champion, I am an uncrowned champion. Even if I don't have a belt people already worship me like a God, they praise my in-ring skills. And tonight will be no different because tonight I am going to promise everyone in this arena, including you 3 things in this no DQ match. First, I am going to bust you wide open. Second, I'll put you through a table and third, when I'm done with you, you won't be able to stand up."
Jared drops his mic and waits for Riley Williamson to enter. He still ignores the hatred coming from the fans as he doesn't really care about what the fans think.
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