Why don't you like me?

How many kids is too many?

Razor - No.
Ian - You can never have too many kids, but fuck me the mornings got crazy with three under three.
CB - I like you, insulting and offending you is my way of saying you're a great guy.

DO you love me?

Yes, but Revenge made me a better offer.

Why'd you get into the drugs in the first place?
Are you able to cook?
If you could star in 1 film, what would it be?
If you became PM in Australia, what would you do during your first term in office?

realt na nollag wrote:

Why'd you get into the drugs in the first place?
Are you able to cook?
If you could star in 1 film, what would it be?
If you became PM in Australia, what would you do during your first term in office?

A bunch of issues I don't want to get into, shit at home and I took the easy way out and started small with petrol, then moved on to mushrooms. I didnt have to pay for those i used to basically steal petrol from cars with a hose and just pick mushrooms in cow paddocks lol, the meth came later. All clean now... just a drunk.

It would HAVE to be something actiony, guns and explosions.

I wouldn't know what to do, I'd be drunk all the time and making people do ridiculous things to amuse me.

do drugs actually help?

You'd make a great PM lol

What is your favourite alcohol to consume? (Drought, VB ...)

What games do you like to play?

- No, drugs don't help and alcohol is a curse. If you havent done drugs before, dont fucking do them or I will find you, pull your pants down and assrape you with a particularly dry stick of celery.

- VB corrupts my soul, these days I'm more relaxed and low carb, Carlton Cold is great for chilling out, and being Aussie I absolutely LOVE Fosters... not really.

- Im into survival horror, but the old school games I guess.

I won't do drugs then

But I agree with the alcohol thing. Mainly because it actually does help but only when you're drunk...

5 favorite bands?

Powderfinger
Cold Chisel
Metallica
Bob Marley And The Wailers
UB40 I guess...

Which of your children do you like best?

Superman or Batman?

Do you ever gamble? On what, when, what circumstances, etc.

You say Superman and I kill you bich

Speed Racer wrote:

You say Superman and I kill you bich

The correct answer is ... Nick Fury, Agent of Shield.

Nick Fury is cool. But BATMAN IS BETTER.

Saintpat wrote:

Which of your children do you like best?

Superman or Batman?

Do you ever gamble? On what, when, what circumstances, etc.

I cracked up laughing when you said that, but I'd say of all my bastard children my first born son trumps them.

Superman.

Never been fond of gambling, I'd rather gamble with my chances of liver failure through alcohol poisoning.

i h8 u

Superman can orbit the Earth so fast time turns backwards, Batman punches out henchmen with POW! and BAM! soundeffects.

Superman wins, this is not an argument. Now ask me a question of get the fuck out.   

How do you think El Generico is going to do in WWE?

Ok then, question, why are you so gay?

I want a wallet made of koala leather. Will you get me one for Christmas?

Have you ever wrestled a croc, a kanga or a dingo?

Do you ever dance?  

Razor - Most of my porno videos have guys with tremendous dicks in them, so good question.

Pat - I need a crate, a banana peel and some sunglasses for it to go smoothly with customs. And I've been bitten on the leg by a dingo when I went rooshooting... that native wildlife karma.

Moose - I like to think I can dance... but apparently that is not the case. I stay still and bob my shoulders left to right.

You need to move those feet too