WWE Smackdown
Nov. 29, 2013

-Renee Young brings out WWE Champion Randy Orton for an in-ring interview. Orton says he was never knocked out at Survivor Series, just playing possum. He also claimed he didn't need Triple H or Stephanie McMahon, or any member of The Authority to beat the Big Show. She asks the champ what he thinks about the unification match at TLC, but Orton just walks away.

-There is some sort of food eating contest for Thanksgiving backstage, between Great Khali and Titus O'Neil.

(1) Mark Henry def. Curtis Axel. Ryback was ringside for his former Paul Heyman Guy partner, and Big E Langston came out for Henry.

-Brodus Clay gets into it backstage with Xavier Woods, upset that he stole his entrance music on Raw this past week. Clay shoves him, and tells him to respect the main event players.

(2) Los Matadores & El Torito def. 3MB dressed up as the "Plymouth Rockers"

(3) Tons of Funk def. Xavier Woods & R-Truth, after Funk splashed Woods from the second rope.

-Bray Wyatt cuts a promo on the abducted Daniel Bryan, saying he will turn the man into a monster, or some such foolishness.

(4) Antonio Cesaro def. Titus O'Neil… This match was Titus O'Neil's reward for beating Khali in the Thanksgiving eating contest. Darren Young broke up the Cesaro Swing to cause a DQ finish for Titus, who then "threw up" into JBL's hat, which got thrown at Michael Cole.

(5) WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Cody Rhodes & Goldust def. Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns via disqualification, after Dean Ambrose attacked them.

-Vickie Guerrero announced that the match would restart as a 6-man tag team match.

(6) CM Punk, Cody Rhodes & Goldust def. THe SHield via disqualification. This time it was the Wyatt Family that got involved.

-Once again, Vickie Guerrero comes out, and we've got a 12-man tag team match.

(7) CM Punk, Goldust, Cody Rhodes, Rey Mysterio & The Usos def. The Shield & The Wyatt Family

Sounds like a cool main event.

"Clay shoves him, and tells him to respect the main event players."

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