It's been a long time ever since E.G. Deal has been seen in an XWA ring, particularly since King of Xtreme, when he lost a Hardcore title match to Shade. However, he's returning to one of the biggest matches he will ever go through, as he takes on his newest rival, Axel Anvil, in a Texas Deathmatch. It started on a Vendetta episode, after Axel Anvil vs. Razor Xtreme, when E.G. Deal came out after the match and performed the Spear on Axel Anvil. Afterwards, it was reported than E.G. Deal and Axel Anvil missed out on Vendetta because of Deal's attack on Anvil in his bar in Ireland. The feud has been taken to a new extreme, a dangerous one, which could see one of the two superstars possibly jailed for a long time. Both men legitimately hate each other, they despise each other, it's at a point where if E.G. killed Axel, or if Axel killed E.G., they won't have any regrets. Axel Anvil's last match and E.G. Deal's return match, on XtremeMania 5, a Texas Deathmatch, right here, right now!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "Well this is bound to be a great match, between Axel Anvil and E.G. Deal!"
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "I can't wait till I see E.G. Deal kick Axel's ass and sends him home."
Immediately after the commentators' little introduction to the match, "Monster" by Skillet hits the PA System, prompting the fans into a frenzy for cheers. Once the song kicks into full gear, the sound of a motorcycle goes around the arena, as "The Daredevil" Axel Anvil comes from behind the curtains, riding his traditional motorcycle as he rides down the ramp, the fans cheering for him so loudly. After he races down the ramp, he starts to go around the ring, contrary to the Undertaker, before parking his motorcycle just in front of the ring. What he does afterwards, however, is what hints to us how brutal this match will be, as he takes out the steel chain from around his motorcycle!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "Axel showing his intentions early on as he shows this chain to the world!"
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "Goes to show you how some competitors won't stop at nothing until they come out the winners!"
Right before the Australian enters the aisle, however, the unexpected happens. Instead of waiting for his entrance, E.G. Deal darts down the ramp and towards Axel, with a steel chair in hand, well-aimed at Anvil's back! Some fans start booing heavily, and even some scream for Axel to turn around, but it's too late – Deal ferociously strikes his foe with the Steel Chair, cruelly smashing his back! The referee rings the bell, as he realizes the match may start and may end anywhere in the arena.
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "E.G. assaulting Axel before the match starts! How coward from the Egyptian!"
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "How coward? That's a very smart way from E.G. to gain advantage! I love it!"
Axel falls down to his knees and stretches his back, his body in huge pain after that cheap shot. E.G doesn't stop the onslaught though, as he bashes Axel with another punishing Chair shot to the back! The sound of steel meeting flesh is heard throughout the Staples Center, as Axel yells at the top of his lungs, painfully tending to his well-destroyed back as he goes to an all-four position. E.G. raises the weapon over his head for the third and final time… Brutally bringing it down Anvil's back and forcing him to lie on the concrete!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "E.G. Deal mercilessly continuing his assault on Anvil."
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "He wants to end Axel's pathetic career on a bad note!"
E.G. quickly drops down to his knees and flips Axel to his back, hooking his legs for the first pinfall attempt of the match.
"One…"
"Tw-kick-out"
The chair shots aren't enough to end this match this early, as "The Epitome of Excellence" kicks out with ease. Deal doesn't stand up just yet, however, instead raising the apron up and revealing a whole set of weapons, whilst Anvil begins to stir around – slowly but surely – after being allowed some breathing room by Deal. After investigating under the ring for a short while, the Egyptian superstar pulls out a trash can that includes a great amount of weapons. He promptly throws it into the middle of the ring, causing a slight bang, before ascending the steel steps and entering the ring himself, waiting for Axel to come up. At this point, the Australian superstar is on his knees, as he manages to stand up eventually. He climbs the steps at his own right, stepping into the ring and standing on the opposite side of Deal's. Both superstars lock eyes with each other, coldheartedly. They aren't afraid of each other and they want to literally kill each other. As they begin to step forward, Axel does the unexpected, underhandedly pulling out the Steel Chain from inside his pants and swinging it, smashing it across Deal's poor face!
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "Now THAT is coward! That's called cheating!"
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "Oh, and what E.G. did earlier wasn't cheating? That was only revenge on Axel's part!"
Immediately, "The Golden Eagle" stops flying and crashes to the floor like a lightning has hit him, covering his face in agony. Axel on the other side however can be seen smiling, as he seems to have bruised E.G. enough to take advantage. Anvil follows up by clutching Deal's head, pulling him to a vertical base. He lifts the big man up and on his shoulders, in a Body Slam position, before running with him and slamming him down with a brutal Powerslam!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "Axel knows he can lift E.G. and is just stretching his muscles now."
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "He used Deal's dizziness! I call bullshit."
Deal yells as he sense ache in his back, holding it and twisting around the ring. His foe however doesn't waste any time, instantly taking to the trash can, thrown to the ring earlier by Deal. Anvil picks it up, and pulls out what seems like a barbed wire baseball bat. The fans cheer at the sincere evilness of their favourite, as Axel glues himself to his spot and holds the bat in a high position. "The Manifestation of Genocide" patiently waits for Deal, as the Egyptian gets by the ropes and holds the bottom rope, pulling himself up. Still dazed from the chain, however, E.G. stumbles around, until he finds his way towards Axel. That's when the 400 pounder fluctuates the weapon in hand, driving it into Deal's forehead!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "Oooh, that was absolutely brutal!"
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "This guy is a monster! He should be stopped!"
After that vicious strike by Axel, Deal holds his head and drops to the floor, blood seen dripping from his head and down his body! A minority of the audience begins to twitch at this sickening scene, but the majority is absolutely loving this brutality. Axel lets go of the bat, seemingly having done enough damage with it, and hooks Deal's leg.
"One"
"Two"
"Three!"
Axel actually got the pinfall, but it isn't enough to win him the match, as of course, Deal must stay down till the count of ten. The ref accordingly begins the count of ten.
"One…"
Deal rests his hand on his forehead, his body oozing of pain.
"Two…"
E.G. begins to wiggle around, trying to find a footed base as Anvil picks up the trash can again.
"Three…"
"The Destiny Holder" begins rolling in the direction of the nearest ropes, blood still heavily pouring down his body as Anvil picks out his weapon of choice: The Singapore Cane!
"Four…"
E.G. latches onto the middle rope and pulls himself up, putting an end to this count. He walks to the near corner however, and rests his head on the top turnbuckle, trying to recuperate. He finally turns around, with his opponent anticipating him patiently, as E.G. turns around to see Axel attempting to strike him with the Singapore Cane! E.G. craftily ducks, though, and rotates around twice, leaving out his arm and unleashing a forceful Discus Clothesline on Anvil! "The Daredevil" staggers to the back, struggling to keep his balance, but he manages not to fall. E.G. makes sure he loses his balance, however, as he backpedals a few steps, before charging forward and raising his leg, forcing Axel to taste his leather boot for his signature Running Big Boot, the T.L.H!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "And E.G. is back into the contest!"
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "That was expected."
The fans begin to boo relentlessly, after that reckless Big Boot by E.G. Axel crashes back-first to the floor, creating a loud bang, as he nurses his face. After felling the giant, E.G. takes advantage of the breathing space, recovering as the blood seems to be still going. His foe is sneaky, however, as he rolls his way out of the ring, running away from any thoughts Deal has in his thoughts. E.G. sees that and immediately goes outside himself. He doesn't inflict more damage; however, instead he sets up something brutal. He heads to the announce table and begins clearing it from everything, taking off the cover and taking out the monitors and everything on the table as Axel begins to stir around.
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "Axel is in for a bad ride."
"The Hardcore Thunda from Down Unda" writhes to his side, placing his hand on the apron and helping himself up, as Deal turns around and anticipates him. Anvil struggles to get up, but eventually he gets to a footed base. He begins to turn around, unaware of what's expecting him, as Deal readies himself. Just as Axel turns around, Deal intercepts him and lifts him up, rotating around and mercilessly slamming him down, through the table, with an absolutely violent AA Spinebuster!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "OH MY GOD!"
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "AXEL IS DESTROYED!"
The fans break into a "Holy Shit!" chant, and it is quite deserved. The sight of the table imploding was extraordinary for some, but the million dollar question is how Deal was able to lift Axel, and just smash him through that table. "The Real Deal" doesn't waste any time, and he shouldn't, as he immediately gets down and pins Axel.
"One…"
"Two…"
"Three!"
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "Axel is pinned, but now we have to wait for the ten count."
"One!"
Axel is motionless on the concrete, lying upon the broken pieces of the table, as Deal backs away slowly and rests himself against the steel pole.
"Two!"
Still no signs of consciousness by Axel.
"Three…"
Finally, Axel begins to wiggle around, though his move is heavy and slow.
"Four…"
He rolls to his right, towards the barricade, as Deal positions himself to try and surprise Anvil.
"Five…"
Axel puts his arm across the barricade, using it for assistance to get up, as Deal places his hands on his knees, looking to end this match as Axel gets up.
"Six…"
"The Daredevil" eventually gets back to a vertical base, as Deal sets himself. Axel rests for a bit by the barricade, oblivious of E.G. who is really on fire now. Axel slowly turns around, prompting Deal to rush forward and towards him, bending down and hitting a monstrous Spear, driving Axel and himself alike through the barricade!
[color=red]Adam Dennisr[/color]: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "THAT MUST BE OVER NOW! WHAT A SPEAR!"
Deal sticks his body on that of Axel's unconscious body. There isn't really much to explain about this move, as the fans' reaction really says it all. Dropped jaws are everywhere, and the people who can speak after this scene can only utter "Holy shit!". Dominating return by Deal, as the referee beings the count.
"One…"
"Two…"
"Three!"
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "Well, the match is nothing but over now."
"One…"
"Two…"
"Three…"
Deal writhes away from the imploded part of the barricade, beginning to stir around with his crimson mask covering his face.
"Four…"
Deal puts his hands on the concrete and manages to stand up.
"Five…"
"Six…"
"Seven…"
"Eight…"
"Nine…"
"Ten!"
DING, DING, DING
Laura Watts: "Here is your winner: E! G! DEAAAAAL!
[color=yellow]Ted Cedarr[/color]: "What a match! That was an absolutely brutal match between Deal and Anvil."
[color=red]Adam Dennisrr[/color]: "I'm happy this dude ended his career on a bad note."
Deal raises his arm in victory, basking in the moment, but immediately leaves to the back. The fans break into an emotional "Thank You Axel!" chant, as he is helped by a team of medics up to his feet. After a great career, with multiple of great World Titles, "The Daredevil"… Has retired.
Subject: 5.) Axel Anvil vs E.G. Deal 
