The sequel to the Smurfville Bliggas... we now have 2 teams after there was too much tension with all of us on the same squad. So there's now 32 teams in the NBA after a league expansion with the Tune Squad & the Monstars. I tried to add as many members from here as I could think of so that there could be two teams of 11-man rotations.

15 game season (rather than 14 that they had in 2K16). Let's see how this goes.

Here's a look at what the new NBA divisions look like with the expansion:



Oh and for the record... The Monstars are from Anchorage (Alaska) because Moose bought the team. The Tune Squad are from Seattle because Mexi told us all about how beneficial the 12th man can be.

Pics of the arenas & uniforms: (blurriness incoming)

Tune Squad:

Spoiler:

Monstars:

Spoiler:

Now here's who each of us decided to play for. (pics included... a lot less blurry)

Playing for the Tune Squad:



Playing for the Monstars:



The big regular season matchup between the Tune Squad and the Monstars is a couple weeks/games into the season. (Idk how I'll do that... I might simulate that game, or I might switch between teams in different quarters, or I might switch to each team on every offensive possession ... most likely the middle option)

CB looks a little bloated.

Why do you still not use the built in PS4 Share Button for screenshots?

Other notes:
- Why is Caleb black/what horrifying shit did he see to cause that facial reaction?
- TJ is way to skinny.
- Why am I from Colorado? I assume it's because weed's legal there, I guess, but I have literally never even been in Colorado.
- Myke is also black. Very black. If you made two black guys white, people would complain about the whitewashing.
- The Tune Squad gets OP-ass 99 overall MJ and the Monstars' highest overall is 87.
- Continuing off of the Caleb face thing, the vast majority of these creatures actually have horrifying faces. What the fuck, 2K17?

- I knew he was white but I figured these teams were really lacking black guys. I also thought that about his reaction.

- It's difficult to make people look fat on 2K. I feel like I did as good of a job as I possibly could on CB. So I mainly worked on making TJ look mad.

- That's why you're from Colorado

- I made Myke black. Very black.

- TJ has like 99 blocking and defensive attributes though and he's 7'5" so ain't nobody scoring shit in the paint on you guys.

- It's like they took pictures of these guys when CB just lifted his shirt or something.


Edit: Oh and how do I get a screenshot on there on to this site?

You can upload the screenshots to two places. If you've got Twitter or Facebook and take a screenshot with the share button, it'll let you upload directly to those sites. Then you can just copy the image link from FB or Twitter (or, if you don't wanna keep the pictures on FB or Twitter, you can save the images and then use whatever uploading site you used for these pics) and post them here.

Burdur

Man I don't want this shit on my facebook or twitter.

Well I guess on my twitter I wouldn't really care since it's just an egg account that I only follow people I don't know, but still.

I bet Mexi looks similar to this irl.

Why are you screenshotting this when you can easily record it on YouTube and we can actually watch

I wanna watch this shit tbh.

Why am I not #11?

Also why does Razor look like Eddie Guerrero?

I whole heartedly accept being an incredibly black sixth man. Drachen better watch out though, I'm gunning for that starting spot.

So since you and Snoopz got his Colorado residency resolved, am I from Colorado because I like weed or the Broncos? (tbh I would love to live in Colorado for multiple reasons)

It's cause you're a Broncos fan.

But I could see you & Snoopz passing a blunt at Mile High stadium.

Cinderella's Hangover wrote:

Why am I not #11?

Also why does Razor look like Eddie Guerrero?

Don't attack me. Moose handed out the jerseys.

And he looks like Eddie because Mexi's the one who looks like this ... He's got the Latino Heat look.

Never make the team

Damn I could've gave you the Pauly D blowout hairstyle too to represent the Jersey Shore.

You can be the guy who hands out towels for the Tune Squad during timeouts. (this is the same role TJ has for Ian & Chilly when he's not in the game) But maybe I'll find a way to add you to the team if I can cause I really wanna use a Jersey Shore look.

You been serving this water to your players

First game for each team:





I might have to turn the difficulty up... I'm shooting too good with certain people before I'm even really used to their jump shot timing. I'll have to see after a few more games.

Except Ian just keeps throwing up those bricks still. (I don't even do this shit on purpose... dude just can't even make wide open shots )

Rough first opponent for the Monstars. TJ's an absolute monster out there but he needs a better team around him.

TJ only has 1 assist because Ian only made like one damn shot.

Ge-No Talent wrote:

The Monstars are from Anchorage (Alaska) because Moose bought the team.

The city I was born in

Man the backcourt holding me and Dead down.

They're holding you down so you don't go off on innocent people.

And they're holding Dead down for other reasons.

Which reminds me... I saw good chemistry between Dead & AKBOB on the court.

Another blowout win for the Tune Squad. (I reeeeally might need to turn up the difficulty)



Couple notes:

- Mexi is a baller now. All 5'6" of him. He's been working on his game.  That jump shot is money.

- Didn't play CornBread as much as I could've because he was looking gassed out there.

- The chemistry on this team is phenomenal without the problems TJ & Ian bring to the team.

- T(JAY) legit injured Dirk on a block attempt. (Dirk stayed on the ground on that side of the court and then the Mavs had to call a timeout after we scored to help Dirk up)... I don't blame the refs for not calling the foul and risking being called stupid dumbfucks.

I can't wait to see T(JAY) & TJ go at it.

I also plan to record some games but idk how many or when I'll do that.