Some of you guys are real bone headed.

You really are a stupid dumbfuck, aren't you?

The Patriots go 4-0 in the beginning of the season despite Brady's suspension.

Joe Flacco gets beheaded.

TJ eats the Steelers.

Peterson and his son have a Celebrity Boxing Match.

I think Snoopz will have about a 75% success rate.

There's no way the Patriots go 4-0 with Garoppolo though. You'd have to be high to say that.

Giggity Gopher™ wrote:

The Patriots go 4-0 in the beginning of the season despite Brady's suspension.

Joe Flacco gets beheaded.

TJ eats the Steelers.

Peterson and his son have a Celebrity Boxing Match.

Sorry but didn't Peterson win the first time pretty soundly? What's the point in a rematch?

Everyone deserves a rematch, Caleb. It's time for Peterson's son to make a comeback story.

Giggity Gopher™ wrote:

Peterson and his son have a Celebrity Boxing Match.

Legit laughed out loud at this.

Mine:

Titans have a winning record

Chiefs dominate the AFC West

Niners start Christian Ponder near the end of the season and win out

(Maybe not so bold) Packers go to the Super Bowl

RG3 has stellar year, Browns finish second in AFC North

Osweiller has the worst season out of all the QBs in the AFC South

Yeah I'm actually gonna disagree with Ian on Osweiler... I'm feeling he's going to be average at best.


A few more bold predictions:

Bortles barely has better than a 1:1 TD-INT ratio. Something like 20 - 20. (give or take 3 TD, 3 INT)

Kirk Cousins leads the league in INT's (minimum top 3)... YOU LIKE THAT?

And I'll actually go ahead and say Winston DOESN'T finish in the top 10 in INT's per game played.

I just remembered Dak is a rookie. When I made my prediction I just meant Goff and Wentz won't get starts.

And at least one of them will for sure.

Goff will definitely start at some point. The Rams will stink up the joint again this year and the FO will get desperate to try and keep the fans in LA from losing complete interest in their product and will have to throw him in there eventually. I could see Wentz and Lynch sitting tho.

Eeyen wrote:

Paxton Lynch is the only first round QB to get a start.

The Philadelphia Eagles are planning to start No. 2 overall pick Carson Wentz, not veteran Chase Daniel, against the visiting Cleveland Browns in Week 1 if the rookie has sufficiently recovered from his rib injury.

Well, someone's already about to be 0-1.

Goff is practically guaranteed to play at some point too.

Burdur, stfu, most of your shit is not bold and not specific.


"Jonathan Stewart is top 5 in the league in rushing TD's. (at least double digit TD's)"
The league leader had like 11 TDs last year, bruh. That ain't hard to to imagine, especially for a team that runs the ball a lot.

"Jordan Matthews is a Pro Bowler."
No one cares about the Pro Bowl and if he goes as an alternate or some shit because other guys decide not to go you can't take credit for it. Give us a stat line at least.

"Tevin Coleman overtakes Devonta Freeman as the starting RB at some point in the season."
Will this be because Freeman goes down to an injury or because Coleman outplays him? Be specific.

"Dez Bryant has a career year even without Tony Romo."
Dez is an elite receiver, how do you define "career year" for his standards? Again, be specific.

Have you seen yours & Mexi's "bold" predictions? Not to mention you guys only have like 3 each. Most of them aren't bold at all or specific.

Stewart having as many, if not more, rushing TD's than the leader last season isn't hard to imagine? With Cam stealing rushing TD's? Why the fuck wasn't Stewart drafted earlier in FF if that's not hard to imagine? That's bold.

Give Matthews at least: 90+ catches, 1000+ yards, close to 10 TD. He's gonna have a "Pro Bowl" caliber year. It's not hard to judge roughly what that is. You guys have all said more vague things than that.

With Coleman, either one. If it IS due to injury then Coleman will keep the starting job if/when Freeman returns due to playing well.

Take Dez's best statistical season and match something very similar or better than that. It's not hard.

We had Ian saying shit like "RG3 will have a good year but not a statistically good year"... and MY predictions aren't specific or bold enough?

Drachen

Matthews will have a Landry-type season... but less receptions & at least double the TD's.

I don't how specific Mexi could get based on the predictions he gave.

You, however, gave predictions that were performance based that weren't even bold to begin with and provided very little detail in them so you could take credit for being right regardless of what anyone did. For example: "Dez will have a career year." Are you talking career year like similar to Randy Moss in '07, Calvin Johnson in 2012? Otherwise, we are all expecting Dez to put up great stats, so be specific wtf.

Dez Bryant: 100 rec, 1,500 yards, 15 TD's

Maybe slightly better, maybe slightly worse. He'll at least match 1 or 2 of these marks for sure. What I mean is he's going to have HIS best statistical year ever, despite having a question mark at QB. That's bold.

These are some of the "bold" predictions from last year that you took credit for being "right" on.


"The Saints offense is one of the best in the league."

"I want to say the Browns defense is elite this season but the offense will be such a mess that I don't know if they'll really show it or not. I expect a lot of pretty low scored Browns games tho."

"If Johnny Manziel plays close to half the games, the Browns will have more wins under Manziel than under McCown."

"The Jets finish with a better record than the Rams."

Manziel played way less than half and the Browns still had more wins under Manziel.

And a lot of people were hyping the Rams & shitting on the Jets in the pre-season. Hindsight is 20/20 after people actually see the Rams weren't that good and the Jets were.

I didn't count that Browns prediction as an actual prediction and didn't take credit for it. I wasn't even really making a prediction there, just a comment I added.

The Saints one is a bit of a gimme.

Those predictions were about as as the Rams and Jets

If all my predictions are correct, my FF team is about to go undefeated.

Burdur rn

Burdur all I'll say is that you better hope Carson Wentz is good

Man, even if he is good, Jordan Matthews is still not doing shit.

How the fuck was I supposed to know Teddy was going to destroy his knee and then the Vikings would trade a 1st and 4th round pick for Sam Bradford?