And as the next rendition of XWA Vendetta starts, we get a brief highlight clip of last week, followed by a panning of the Eleven Thousand fans in attendance. The camera starts to swing towards Ted Cedar and Adam Dennis, but before it can, the titan tron cranks to life.


The fans instantly leap to their feet but only to “boo”! Smoke Xtreme’s theme song booms throughout the arena as the fans are already upset. The stage becomes covered in… you guessed it, smoke. Eventually out of the real smoke, comes an outline of the man known as Smoke, and two larger figures behind him. Smoke Xtreme appears on stage, wearing his all white tuxedo with his hair in a ponytail. He doesn’t need to fight anyone so he doesn’t wear his wrestling attire, the reason he’s aware of this comes in the shape of Reiko Goliath and Scorpion Beware, who follow behind him. His two nasty bodyguards leap up onto the ring apron, sit on the middle rope, and wait for their master to climb in. Smoke climbs up the steel steps and then into the ring courtesy of the gap left by his minions. He dances into the middle of the ring as the crowd continues to boo and his theme dies out.

“BOOOOOOOOOO!”

Smoke Xtreme: “Awww c’mon Los Angeles. Why can’t I get the same response my brother Razor gets?”[/color]

“BOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Smoke Xtreme: “Is it because I don’t like this crap-hole of a city like he does? I never saw the beauty in this place, it’s so nasty. Tagging, crimes, and lots of nasty people. Like you guys in the audience!”

“BOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Smoke Xtreme: “Nonetheless, I’m not out here wasting my time for you irrelevant losers that mean absolutely nothing to me. I am here for something far more important.”

Smoke begins to pace through the ring.

Smoke Xtreme: “You see, the past few weeks, there’s been a thorn in my side. Now, usually when I have thorns in my sides, my two big guys here clean them up for me. However, on this occasion that isn’t possible because this thorn in my side happens to be none other than my inferior General Manager Caleb Spires…”

“WOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Smoke Xtreme: “You see, for weeks now he’s decided that he’s some sort of ‘freedom fighter’ by choosing to oppose me. I don’t like that. I’m the boss! Everyone in the back should be kissing my ass and sucking my dick! I’m the BOSS!”

He continues to pace back and forth.

Smoke Xtreme: “But that doesn’t seem to be happening. So I’ve been a thorn in Spires’ side for the past few weeks simply for the same reason he’s a thorn in mine. I’m going to continue to do that until he finds himself BEGGING me for mercy…”

Xtreme raises a fist up to show the emotion behind his comments.

Smoke Xtreme: “But see, that hasn’t been quite a successful goal for me… YET. But then, last week I saw as a fantastic new star, and one of my favorites might I add, took that snot-nosed wannabe Caleb Spires down a peg… and it made me VERY HAPPY! So I am out here to call out and congratulate none other than… the FUTURE OF THIS BUSINESS… AJ MILLER!”


And as ‘This Means War’ by Nickelback keeps playing, from the back out walks ‘The Hollywood Highlight’ AJ Miller, dressed to perfection in an Armani Suit. By his side, as always, is ‘The Big Titted Bitch’ Jessica Summers in a glittering red dress. The pair stop at the top of the ramp, letting the Vendetta crowd rain down their hate on the pair, but after a moment, Miller and Summers start walking down the ramp, all smiles. Inside the ring, Smoke is applauding loudly, his two bodyguards behind him. After a few moments, Miller reaches the ring, letting Summers walk up the steps first, so she can step down on the middle rope, and allow AJ to step between the ropes, and into the ring. Miller smiles at Smoke, but rather then walking across to see him, Miller instead does a Nature Boy Strut, letting out a loud WOOOOOO!!!! at the end. Finally he smiles at Smoke, and the two men shake hands. Miller then steps aside and waves Summers forward, and her and Smoke kiss cheeks, while Miller clicks at Reiko and demands he get him a mic. Reiko just raises an eyebrow, glaring Miller down, and just as Miller steps toward him to repeat his action, Summers grabs his arm and hands him a mic she has gotten. AJ takes the mic from Summers, then turns to look at Reiko for a long few moments before looking back at Smoke as he raises the mic.

AJ Miller: “Smoke, whats the use of having trained Gorillas, if they haven’t learned Fetch?”

Miller turns back away from Reiko now, completely missing the death glare aimed at his back. Smoke just waves Reiko down as Miller turns to face the crowd.

AJ Miller: “WOOOOO!!! I told you all when I came here, I came to be the BEST! WOOOOOOO! And so far I’ve BEATEN the Best! I beat Mack! I beat Caleb! XWA is lining up the pins and I’m knocking em down! WOOOOOOOO!!! The Hollywood Highlight is going for the Turkey, baby! WOOOO!! See all you pathetic fans saw me as just being another Hollywood Wannabe. Another hollywood Has Been. Another actor that was coming in not knowing what he was in for. But I knew, and I came prepared! I came prepared to not just SAY I’m the Best, but to PROVE I’m the best, Night in and Night Out. WOOOOO!!!! Last week, I beat the FIVE TIME World Heavyweight Champion! And I did it all on my own! WOOOOO!!! XWA, you’re officially on notice. It don’t matter who has the title, it matters who is the Man. And right Now, I! AM! THE! MAN! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Hollywood Mountain just opened for business baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

His over-the-top, consistent “WOOOO!”’s drive the fans crazy, some plugging their ears and others just jeering all of their hatred directed toward the Hollywood loud-mouth. Smoke allows AJ to bask in his own glory for a few seconds before shaking his hand and getting on with the main reason that he is out there.

Smoke Xtreme: “As you may have imagined, I have called you out here to congratulate--No!--THANK YOU on your performance last week. You see, it goes like this… People like Caleb Spires are the malignant tumors on the ass of the pro-wrestling industry. Always playing the backstage politics, giving themselves unfair advantages, and cheating the system to make sure that they come out on top. And Caleb Spires fits that bill for XWA. It’s not enough to play enough politics to become the top dog in the company, oh no…. Now he has BECOME the politics.He MUST be stopped before he drives XWA completely into the ground, and it seems as though you, AJ, have started the take-back of this company. For your victory over that cancer last week, I believe a reward is in order. Which is why I grant you the final spot in the elimination chamber, with the 6th entry.”

A look of excitement and shock comes across the face of Miller who throws his fist up in the air in victory. Meanwhile, the loyal XWA fans are sick to their stomachs and filled with hatred. Smoke and AJ shakes hands once more when...


The well-known theme song of the general manager, Caleb Spires, hits throughout the arena over the speakers and for the first time of the night, the fans actually have a reason to cheer for someone. Smoke and Miller both look up at the entrance ramp, cocky grins on their faces as they wait for Caleb to try and rain on their parade. Sure enough, The Elite One emerges from the backstage area and shows up atop of the ramp, microphone in hand. He is clad in a novelty “Elite One” T-Shirt and blue jeans. His music dies down and the fans give him the chance to say what he needs as he places himself on the ramp. Just as he gets read to speak, he is cut off.

Smoke Xtreme: “Ahhh, Caleb. I was expecting you! Come on down to the ring and let’s have a word man-to-man.”

The Chief Operating Officer sits on the second rope and lifts up the top rope as he motions for Spires to come to the ring, knowing that he isn’t going to with all of the opposition he would have to face. Caleb knows his intentions and nods his head, expecting him to pull this kind of stunt.

Caleb Spires: “Believe me Smoke… There is nothing more that I would love than to give you the ass-whipping of a lifetime. And mark my words when I say that day WILL come… But for now, I’m not dumb enough to go down there with 5 people against me. It’s just not smart.”

He pauses for a moment while Smoke and AJ have a little conversation too quiet to be heard.

Caleb Spires: “As it is pretty apparent at this point, I lost to AJ Miller last week… If he wants to think that he actually earned that, then go right on ahead…”

Smoke Xtreme: “So, what are you out here for, just to pussy out and not fight me like a man?”

Ignoring the cowardly remark of Smoke…

Caleb Spires: “No… I’m out here to remind everyone that, whether you like it or not Smoke, I am still the general manager and I determine how this show goes. So your little hard-on for AJ isn’t going to play out like that. He’s going to earn his way into the chamber just like everyone else.”

The fans cheer as AJ instantly gets mad and begins screaming “that’s bullshit!” Smoke is also outraged at Spires undermining his authority.

Smoke Xtreme: “You’re such a selfish asshole! In Miller’s short time here, he has already beaten two former world heavyweight champions out of two matches! He has damn-well earned his way into the elimination chamber!”

Caleb Spires: “Regardless of what he has done so far, he hasn’t won a qualifier match. Besides, If he’s already beaten two former heavyweight champions, he shouldn’t have any trouble beating another one. Which is why in tonight’s main event, AJ Miller will be facing former heavyweight champion, recently resigned… T.K.”

The fans explode out of their seats, upon hearing the return of T.K. tonight, and excited to see a cocky newcomer get a potential reality check. This of course infuriates both Smoke and AJ. AJ is pissed off that he has to win a qualifying match after being told he was in the chamber, and Smoke is mad at Spires for trying to take over his rules.

Smoke Xtreme: “Fine! You want AJ to face T.K? Then he’ll do it. But WHEN he wins, he gets the 6th entry spot. And there is NOTHING you can do to change that! But… since you are so anxious to come out here and interfere with me, I’m about to utilize MY power. You see, while you may have the ability to make matches, I have the ability to decide who goes in what order in the chamber. So, I’ve decided that IF you win your match against David Michaels tonight, you WILL be the FIRST entrant in the chamber! If you lose, well you won’t even be in the chamber to begin with. And… If you have a problem with my decision, Mr. Spires, I would be more than happy to completely ignore you. Because I am done here, my choice has been made. Good luck tonight, AJ.”

Smoke drops his microphone as his bodyguards angrily glare at Caleb Spires, making sure he doesn’t try anything sneaky behind Smoke’s back. Smoke turns to AJ with another handshake, before Miller turns towards Caleb, making the belt motion around his waist. The Vendetta GM may have made a power-play tonight, but Smoke has once again shown who the real boss of XWA is, and as we go to commercial, its on a shot of Smoke raising Miller’s arm, truly showing who his choice for the next World Champion is, while Caleb Spires just turns away from the ring, letting AJ and Smoke have their moment.

So if AJ Miller loses....who's #6?

Good show opener though

T.K. versus AJ is for spot #6.

In Caleb VS Michaels only IF Caleb wins does he get #1. If Michaels wins, he gets random entry.

I want the #6 spot. This is not fair. That's not how you treat your world champion

Someone just scared of getting their ass kicked by the Crimson Giant

If Spires wins, he gets spot #1. If I or JHalc win, #2 goes to either one of us.

Aside from the ones that were mentioned in this show opener, all of the spots are gonna be randomized. Each participant will choose how they want everyone to enter.

That's some bullshit. Imma be #5 then

Only in your match. In my match you're starting

Really Alex, look at it this way. The best way, In-Char, for Hitman Alex to get over as a Legit Champ is to start the match and manage to win from there. Hell, he doesn't even need to win from there to be a Legit Threat post-PPV. Have Alex manage to continually squirm free of pins and submissions, fight as hard as he can, and get eliminated last/second last.

Entry Order don't mean anything. Its all about how your written.

If entry order doesn't meant anything, why are you bringing this upon us mother fucker?

^ Originally we were going to have David vs Caleb be for the no. 1 spot.
But since we hadn't gone over it with you (we were writing it at night at our time), we just made it so if Caleb won he'd be no. 1.

Chilly better win, i don't want to write with Caleb all match

I'm going to make my match surprising, but realistic. Chilly/Caleb are going to be out first