Once again, the arena darkens.
The two distorted voices from earlier in the show return. Although this time, we see some playing cards and hands in gloves. It looks like... they're playing a card game.
Voice 2: "What happened to solitaire?"
Voice 1: "No thanks. This game is better."
A card is placed down with E.G. Deal's face on it.
Voice 1: "How about him?"
Voice 2: "Ehh... not really a threat. He's just really big, so you think he's intimidating. But we know that's not always the case. Beat him before. I believe. Pretty sure. Who the fuck keeps wrestling records?"
Another card is placed down, this time with Danny Diamond's face on it.
Voice 1: "Oh not this guy."
Voice 2: "Yup. This guy."
Third card: but this time it has a picture of... something.
Voice 1: "What is that?"
Voice 2: "It's crystal meth."
Voice 1: "What does that have to do with the wrestlers here?"
Voice 2: "There's a wrestler named Chris Dolmeth. Get it? Crys-dol-meth. Crystal meth."
Voice 1: "What a bitch."
Fourth card: Xtreme Icon.
Voice 1: "Who is that?"
Voice 2: "A jobber, to be honest."
Voice 1: "Joey Jobberton looks more intimidating."
Fifth card: Mark Storey.
Voice 1 & 2: "Fuck."
Sixth card: Riley Williamson.
One of the hands reaches over with a marker this time and puts a red X over Riley.
Voice 2: "First."
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