The arena darkens.

A buzzing sound is heard that increases in its pitch and then silences completely.

The titantron hums silently until a distorted, unrecognizable voice is heard.

"My god. That's Razor Xtreme?"

A second distorted, unrecognizable voice follows up with "Yes. All he does is babble. Typical arrogant bullshit, nothing new. Nothing every single wrestling promotion hasn't seen or heard before."

Voice 1: "Blah, blah, blah. 'I'm the best in the world!' Blah, blah, blah. 'I swear I'm straight!'."

Voice 2: "What?"

Voice 1: "What."

Voice 2: "What happened to the encrypted code shit?"

Voice 1: "That's so 2009."

Voice 2: "We uh... we have two other promos later. Are we going to play some fucking solitaire?"

Voice 1: "Yes."

The pitch noise from before.

- END -

@Inhaleminati Okay, totally not Kenyon.

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