note: some feedback about writing David Michaels in commentary would be nice. Because I have no idea how to write the fellow. I feel like I made him into Joey Miles 2.0
Vendetta continues after a short commercial break. The ring looks oddly decorated for some sort of speech, and a grandiose one at that. Though it doesn't quite make sense. Is it political, romantic, or just plain over-decorated. What I mean is that that the lights are concentrated on the squared-circle, which is full of roses that you'd usually use for an intimate setting. There's also a podium in the middle of the ring, while the aprons have been changed to a rainbow colored one with the text "BELIEVE."
David Michaels: I just took a break, and now this ring looks.... It's fucking weird.
Ted Cedar: Well, it does look colorful.
David Michaels: Someone call an interior decorator.
Avalancha then booms through the sound system as El Hijo Del Minkaro, commonly known as a Minkaro impersonator, exits from the veil of the backstage area. A bunch of mixed emotions emerge from the audiences. Mostly boos. Everybody knows that a jobber isn't quite particularly good using a microphone.
David Michaels: Good Lord Jesus save us all.
Ted Cedar: Oh come on, David. Give the young man a chance.
David Michaels: I give my credit where it's due, Ted. You're forgetting who you're talking to. I'm David effin Michaels, and I say this guy is as useful as a ballpen without ink.
El Hijo enters the ring with a little too much excitement in his spirits, jumping around the ring as if he won the lottery and such. We can finally confirm that he's probably responsible for the ring's odd makeover. Minkaro's Mexican superfan relentlessly asks for a mic and receives one. He lifts it closer to his face to speak, but ends up dropping it mid-way. Though the enthusiastic El Hijo continues despite David Michaels' commentary jests and the crowd's laughter.
El Hijo: I AM BACK BABEH! VIVA EL HIJO!
The XWA faithful in attendance turns silent. As if they didn't want to listen to the man. The Minkaro impersonator chants "EL HIJO" again, only for the audience to end up replying with "SUCKS!" right after El Hijo screams his own name.
El Hijo: Now now now now, don't get all mean on th-the best Mexican Minkaro in the woooorld! I have an announcement for tonight, and---
El Hijo gets interrupted with laughter from the audiences.
El Hijo: Why are you laughing!? You do not laugh at El Hijo Del Minkaro! A LEGEND! A SUPERSTAR! A--
The Mexican soon stops in his tracks as the titantron gets his attention, which was showing the reason why people were laughing. It seems that El Hijo forgot that there was a podium at the middle of the squared-circle. He quickly drops his mic and awkwardly heads towards the center for his grand announcement. The laughs of the fans get louder as the titantron switches and shows the commentator's area, which apparently shows David Michaels facepalming from the absolute fail of El Hijo.
David Michaels: Somewhere in this world, Joey Miles is laughing at the absolute painful display I have to view.
Ted Cedar: Welcome to the broadcast team, David.
El Hijo: Now! I--
Suddenly the sounds of absolute static begin playing as the titantron shows this
David Michaels: What the bloody hell's going on this time!?
Even the microphone of El Hijo dies, sooner after that - even the whole arena blacks out. After a few seconds, the lights and sounds come back on. We could even hear a quick "Mommy!" from El Hijo. The audiences start cheering loudly, while as David Michaels in commentary says "Not this asshole again." El Hijo slowly turns around in a cartoon-ish manner, only to see Jared Jerusalem - who hasn't been in XWA for quite some time.
Ted Cedar: It's... Jared Jerusalem! He looks very different.
David Michaels: He totally stole my look! Long hair and a beard! Very original!
Ted Cedar: Yeah, long hair and a beard. When have we ever seen that before?
David Michaels: I swear, that sarcasm of yours is gonna receive a Shattered Teeth Symphony someday!
The commentator's are right. Jared does look different. The Self Proclaimed Savior of XWA looks like he hasn't shaved ever since his last appearance in XWA. He has body hair all over him, with long hair on his head and a messy beard. He's also wearing a long black coat. Jerusalem then proceeds to tackle El Hijo down. The former XWA LionHeart Champ starts drilling El Hijo with his fists hitting the Minkaro impersonator's mush. He hastily picks up the poor Mexican and tosses him face-first onto the podium. Causing the podium to topple down, bring El Hijo with it. The new Jared Jerusalem picks up the microphone and starts slowly beating it against his forehead, making some eerie thud sounds as the crowd awaits for the man to speak about his changes. He stares intimidatingly at the XWA Faithful. It seems that he's about to speak, but Jared just tosses it at El Hijo's head, who was up on a crawling position but brought laying down again. Jerusalem exits the ring and heads backstage slowly, walking like a possessed person as his view is concentrated towards backstage.
Ted Cedar: Well that was certainly odd.
David Michaels: I may hate Jared Jerusalem, but thank God for him. He fucked El Hijo up!
Ted Cedar:.... *sigh* Let's just head to commercial break already.
Subject: P2.) ??? | Disgrace 
