Michael Astin: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE RAZOR?!"

The show returns to see Michael Astin on the titantron. Those watching at home can a zoom-in of the shot.

Michael Astin: "I am the General Manager. Not you. I am your boss, you are not mine. You do not get to BLOCK THE FUCKING BATHROOM DOOR WHILE I'M TAKING A PISS SO YOU CAN COME OUT HERE BEFORE I DO. I had a semi-important announcement to make. That announcement being Dante Cross has accepted my challenge at United Xtreme. But to be honest, I want more people. So anybody and everybody, come on down. Let's not make this a one-on-one match."

Michael takes a deep breath.

Michael Astin: "BACK TO YOU RAZOR. You think you're top shit? I don't think so. Tonight, you and your hound Mad-cocks, will face me and Isaac. In a Tornado Tag Team Match. No no wait... better yet. A Tornado TABLE Tag Team Match. You want my respect? Fucking earn it, buddy."

Cut to whatever is next. Michael Astin is too pissed to care.

Asshole. This is MY show.