http://www.cagesideseats.com/2015/1/26/7917015/curtis-axel-is-still-claiming-he-won-the-2015-royal-rumble-and-he-has-supporters

As  the Northeastern United States brace for a blizzard and the world waits to see what a WWE Raw studio showlooks like in the 21st century, let's take a break from ranting and raving about Royal Rumble and how WWE treats us fans.

Depending on your level of Curtis Axel fandom (mine is full McGillicutty), his Twitter activity of the last fifteen or so hours is either intentionally or unintentionally hilarious.  The Axe Man, who was announced as Rumble entrant #6, but he was attacked by Erick Rowan and never made it to the ring.  "Big Red" entered in his place, temporarily re-teamed with his "brother" Luke Harper to work over the leader of their former family, Bray Wyatt, before both were dumped by The Eater of Worlds.

The son of Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig is taking that to mean he was never tossed out of the ring and is therefore the winner:

Curtis Axel        ✔ @RealCurtisAxel
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Got jumped by lamb-guy & lose my spot in the #RoyalRumble? Never eliminated! I'm your winner dammit! I want @BrockLesnar at #WrestleMania!
11:28 PM - 25 Jan 2015

Curtis Axel        ✔ @RealCurtisAxel
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The people know! You all saw it! Trending world wide during  whole #RoyalRumble. I want my #WRESTLEMANIA match!
11:29 PM - 25 Jan 2015

And he's not alone.  Active roster member and Prince of Positivity, Xavier Woods of The New Day is on his side:

Xavier Woods        ✔ @XavierWoodsPhD
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Hartford, CT is cold... Everybody stay safe. Time to buckle down - write some of a paper, and play ps4. #Remember 
11:43 AM - 26 Jan 2015

As are veterans like Lance Storm and Tommy Dreamer:

Lance Storm @LanceStorm
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What about Curtis Axel? #RoyalRumble
10:46 PM - 25 Jan 2015

Tommy Dreamer        ✔ @THETOMMYDREAMER
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2 BIIGGEST questions 1.is @RonKillings @TestifyDevon stunt double 2. @RealCurtisAxel Going to Wrestlemania or still under ring #RoyalRumble
11:49 PM - 25 Jan 2015

Better than Reigns.

#BetterthanRyback
#BetterthanReigns

I hope Curtis Axel just randomly enters a ring and throws Roman Reigns over the top rope and celebrates. He'll probably just get squashed afterwards but it'll still be funny.

At Wrestlemania.

That would be the only way to send the crowd home happy.

Reigns vs Lesnar, crowd booing the fuck out of both of them. Axel runs in and dumps Reigns over the top. Lesnar looks at him funny, Axel tries to fight Lesnar. Brock and Roman beat the shit out of Axel. Reigns wins by DQ.

Yes please haha