- ilikewwe11 wrote:
- can someone fill me in on what happened in the last movie?
In a nutshell:
Captain Jack Sparrow is nuts.
New chick.
New bad guy.
Plot twist: Chick = Bad guy's daughter.
Double plot twist: She wants Captain Jack Sparrow's dingaling.
There's mermaids.
A love story involving a mermaid and a crew guy.
Mermaids tears = FOUNTAIN OF LIIIFE!!!
Which is what they're trying to get because bad guy wants to live FIVE-ever. Not forever. FIVE-ever.
Triple plot twist: there's some sacrificial shit involved.
Quadruple plot twist: bad guy is willing to let daughter die so he can live longer (AKA douchebag father award right there)
Bad guy defeated.
Chick is safe.
Chick and Captain Jack Sparrow go to an island.
He leaves her there.
After movie credits: chick picks up a voodoo doll of Captain Jack Sparrow.
The end.