Why my team sucks

Icon Posts : 16997 Join date : 2013-07-23

This is me clowning myself with 10 reasons as to why my team sucks. TJ on Sundays

1) You didn't take a WR until round 5. In round 5 & 6 YOU DRAFTED MIKE WALLACE AND RODDY WHITE. Moron.

2) You traded for CJ Anderson to keep him on your bench - and he did better than your other FLEX choices both weeks since getting him.

3) You make the wrong start/sit decisions every. fucking. week.

4) Your bench consists of mostly washed up players that only occasionally do well when you don't start them.

5) You signed and started Michael Vick one week.

6) You traded away a defense that could've won you the game this week for Colston. Then you dropped Colston for Mike Davis. Colston proceeded to have his best game of the season. Mike Davis absolutely sucks.

7) Cam, Forte & Landry are 3 of your only consistent drafted players. You just traded 2 of those guys off this week.

8) You never traded Forte for an elite WR when you had the chance.

9) You have a worse record than fucking TJ 8 weeks into the season.

10) You lost to Moose.

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