Eeyen TeamMoose
Posts : 14180 Join date : 2013-07-19 Age : 31
| Subject: S4 | David Harva -- "You all die in my world" Mon May 26, 2014 12:27 pm | |
| Due: Saturday, May 31st at Midnight (-5 EST) |
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| Subject: Re: S4 | David Harva -- "You all die in my world" Tue May 27, 2014 8:48 pm | |
| Vendetta comes back to air after it's commercial break. The scene has been taken to a backstage interview, where XWA's very own female interviewer is. She is sporting your regular female interviewer outfit, which contains a black dress and high heels. Being the interviewer she is, she contains a microphone in her hand.
Female Interviewer "Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you the newest XWA wrestling manager, Benjamin Jeffery.
The camera zooms out slightly as Benjamin can be seen. Benjamin is wearing an Aqua tuxedo, one that looks like the one you'd wear to prom. The female interviewer is about to say something, but before she could, Benjamin pinched the microphone off her.
Benjamin Jeffery "Sorry ma'am, no one wants one of your generic interviews. With saying that, you can fuck off now."
After the rude attitude Benjamin showed towards the interviewer, she swings her left hand and hits the side of Benjamin's face, then walks off. Jeffery places his hand where she slapped him.
Benjamin Jeffery "Moving on. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Benjamin Jeffery and today I have brought you people gift. Bur when I say gift, I don't mean an actual present to unwrap. This gift is different, this gift will be a role model to the young, the hopeless, and the old. Ladies and Gentlemen say goodbye to Maddox Whine, David Shitichals, Jfuck, Shitman Alex, Danny Gaymond, Gayleb and last but not least Riley Williorgasm. And now please welcome your hero, your new idol....DAVID HARVA!!!!!!!"
The newest XWA super walks into the scene, as Benjamin starts to clap. David, who is in his wrestling attire, stands there looking straight at the camera. Benjamin hands him a microphone.
David Harva "Your XWA is now my XWA. My XWA is hell and pain. XWA is now my world, and in my world, NO ONE LIVES."
David drops the mic and headbuts the shit out of the camera lens, till the camera gets cut off.
Joey Miles "What a retard." |
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Pygmy The Downward Spiral
Posts : 1189 Join date : 2014-04-20 Age : 26
| Subject: Re: S4 | David Harva -- "You all die in my world" Tue May 27, 2014 8:50 pm | |
| "Maddox Whine, David Shitichals, Jfuck, Shitman Alex, Danny Gaymond, Gayleb and last but not least Riley Williorgasm." So many people wanting to run XWA. Dark Atlas, Harva, D-Volution. |
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Kanimaniac Middle Carder
Posts : 762 Join date : 2013-07-23
| Subject: Re: S4 | David Harva -- "You all die in my world" Wed May 28, 2014 4:34 am | |
| Short and sweet. I really like it, especially with how fucking scary David Harva looks, those few words mean so much more. |
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Minkaro Learn Maturity
Posts : 6125 Join date : 2013-07-23 Age : 35 Location : Shrewsbury, Shropshire
| Subject: Re: S4 | David Harva -- "You all die in my world" Wed May 28, 2014 5:20 am | |
| Greatest last line of a promo ever? |
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| Subject: Re: S4 | David Harva -- "You all die in my world" Wed May 28, 2014 8:00 am | |
| I laughed.
I think I like Benjamin Jeffery. |
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