SHOW OPENER: "Goodbye Adam" | D-Volution Promo

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Due: Sunday January 5th, at 11:59 PM EST

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SHOW OPENER: "Goodbye Adam" | D-Volution Promo MJFR42R

TeamJoker Posts : 1189 Join date : 2013-07-21 Age : 34

Following the pre-show pyrotechnic explosion on the stage, the show immediately cuts to the announce table where fans are surprised to see that the two faces there are the same as the ones last week. Fans immediately start to boo as they see Adam Dennis, who in turn stands up from the table and takes a bow.

Cedar:
"Oh yes, please show them that you are a bigger asshole than they thought you were."

Dennis:
"Nonsense Cedar, these people love to hate me. It wouldn't be Vendetta without Adam Dennis."

Cedar:
"On the contrary, it is supposed to be Vendetta without you. Why are you even here?"

Dennis:
"I got a call from the most unlikely of people, saying they saved my job."

Cedar:
"... oh god. Don't tell me that the people who called you wer---"

Dennis:
"That's right! None other than D-Volution themselves!"

The entrance theme sends the crowd into a frenzy, and Adam leaves the announce table just before the cameras can cut away from him. However as attention turns to the top of the stage, fog had already started to roll out, and the overhead lights shut off at the same time that the spotlight between the curtains, and under the titantron powers up. The fans know what is going to happen next and blow the roof off the place. The lift in the center of the stage activates, slowly lifting The Jack of Hearts' up to the stage. The first thing the fans see is his raised arms, from each hangs a championship belt. As lift stops, and levels with the stage, Jay lets the belts drop from his hands, and slide down his arms to his shoulders. He rolls them onto his shoulders and then lowers his right arm, leaving his left extended towards the ceiling. Slowly, a microphone starts to drop, which gets almost as big of a pop as the man himself did. He takes hols of the microphone and brings it to his mouth as the music fades away.

JHalc:
"From the sound of it, you all already know who I am."

He pauses to allow for an acknowledging pop from the crowd.

JHalc:
"....but do you know my tag team partner?"

This time when the crowd erupts it easily overpowers anything beforehand. The people show their love for the other half of the tag team champions.

JHalc:
"...but where could he be?"

The fans quiet down, some search overhead for him in the rafters thinking back to his days as Snake. However, no sooner than the last syllable comes out of Jay's mouth, a second lift activates on the stage and David Michaels is lifted in a similar position as his partner was, to tremendous ovations. David leans over as his lift cuts off, leaving the two now standing on top of the stage surrounded in a cloud and only visible via silhouette.

Michaels:
"....these things are awesome."

JHalc:
"I'm telling you, it's the only way to make an entrance, right?"

Michaels:
"Wait. Aren't we supposed to be doing something?"

JHalc:
"Oh, you didn't know?"

Michaels:
"I'm not even sure that makes sense."

JHalc:
"We are introducing ourselves to the world."

The silhouette JHalc motions out at the crowd with the arm that isn't holding the microphone between the two.

Michaels:
"Don't they normally let that one chick do that?"

JHalc:
"It's more fun this way, trust me."

David steps away, and Jay leans forward, taking a huge breath before putting on his announcer voice.

JHalc:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages..... and Adam Dennis. Representing XWA as your newly crowned Tag Team Champions of the World!!!!!!! The Jack of Hearts, JHalc! The Showstealer, David Michaels! D-Volllllllluuuuittttionnnnn!"

The response from the audience is huge, as to be suspected, and the two are joined by Nova as they burst forward from the fog and the lights around the arena kick back on. David heads to the right side of the stage, holding up his titles to the crowd, while Jay does something similar on the left. They come together again in the center, with Nova raising both of their hands in the air before Adam makes his presence felt, now in the middle of the ring.

Dennis:
"And I personally invite both of you down to the ring so that I can formally thank you for insuring my continued presence on this broadcast."

The two look at each other, both seemingly confused. Jay shakes his head and David shrugs his shoulder, neither appearing to know what the man in the ring is talking about. They turn to Nova, who rolls her eyes, and then leans towards David, speaking into his ear. David nods his head and then answers in the affirmative for their team, taking the microphone.

Michaels:
"Please disregard that momentary memory lapse Adam, yes we did invite you back."

Jay leans over into the mic.

JHalc:
"....and yes, we did save your job. Well, a job."

The two release the microphone and it makes its ascent back up to the rafters as the two head down the ramp towards the ring.

Dennis:
"For some reason, I feel like I should be nervous."

[i[The two reach the bottom of the ramp, with David being the first one to be handed a microphone, just as he starts his run up the ring steps and onto the apron.[/i]

Michaels:
"Don't worry, we knew that you were the right man for the job."

Jay climbs the stairs now, just shortly behind David. The world champion steps into the ring as Jay crosses the apron and is handed his own microphone.

JHalc:
"It just might not be the job that you wanted."

Dennis:
"I don't think that I am following you...."

Michaels:
"We got you an job as lead interviewer for Vendetta."

David delivers the good news right to Adam's face, as JHalc steps in between the ropes himself, followed finally by Nova.

JHalc:
"... and we even set up your first interview."

Dennis:
"My first what?"

Adam looks confused as the two smile at him, holding out their arms as if presenting themselves to him.

Dennis:
"Oh... no, no, no, no, no, no, n---"

Michaels:
"OH YES, YES, YES, YES...."

JHalc:
"Come on buddy."

The two try and make themselves look innocent, waiting, bright-eyed, at Adam and waiting for their first question.

Dennis:
"You want me to interview you?"

Michaels:
"Yes."

JHalc:
"It is what they are paying you to do."

Adam continues, but more slowly, with his reservations worn clearly on his sleeves.

Dennis:
"Right now?"

Michaels:
"Affirmative."

JHalc:
"I mean, we are all here."

Dennis:
"... and you promise that this isn't all some elaborate ploy to make me look like an idiot?"

Michaels:
"That's ri----"

Jay pulls the microphone away from David and then shakes his head no before David can finish. The two seem to have some kind of eye-contact conversation before Jay releases the microphone back to his friend.

Michaels:
"You can't expect us to work miracles."

JHalc:
"We don't want to set the bar too high."

Dennis:
"You two are just kidding right? I can go back to the booth now?"

Michaels:
"No. This is your job now."

JHalc:
"Sorry. We tried. They really don't like you."

D-Volution can't really contain their true feelings and Dennis is starting to suspect something suspicious is going on as the pair are purposely being utter idiots.

Dennis:
"Would you two stop laughing?! It's bad enough I've lost my job on commentary. Now you drag me back here just for this? You two made it clear that I would be returning to the announce table only for me to get here and now have to interview you both..."

Michaels pushes his face together, moulding into a serious one. It doesn't really work.

Michaels:
"Aye, aye Captain!"

Dennis gives off a huge sigh, trying to keep it together. He moves onto his first question.

Dennis:
"...well you two are now the new XWA Tag Team Champions, but you both really made a mockery of Takumi Sanu's Japanese nationality during that match. Do you feel ashamed at all?"

Michaels:
"...I thought he was Mexican?"

JHalc:
"No. That's the guy you're facing at CyberSlam."

Michaels:
"...a Japanese guy?!"

JHalc:
"...no, the Mexican."

Michaels:
"...who's the Mexican?!"

JHalc:
"The guy you're facing at CyberSlam!"

Michaels:
"You just said I was facing the Japanese dude at CyberSlam!"

JHalc:
"No I didn't..."

Michaels:
"Don't lie to me..."

JHalc:
"I'm not...you need to listen more."

Dennis:
"...would you two stop avoiding the question."

JHalc:
"What question?"

Dennis:
"...the question about the Tag Titles!"

Michaels:
"We're defending the Tag Titles tonight?! Why wasn't I told?!"

Dennis:
"No...you're not defending the Tag Titles tonight."

Michaels:
"Then why did you say we were?"

Dennis:
"I didn't!"

JHalc:
"Don't lie to him. He doesn't like liars..."

Dennis:
"I'M NOT LYING!"

Michaels:
"...are you threatening me?"

JHalc:
"He doesn't like to be threatened either..."

Dennis:
"No...my GOD you two are unbearable."

Michaels:
"Oh so now you're throwing out insults too?!"

JHalc:
"He doesn't like insults..."

Dennis:
"...I give up."

Michaels:
"Don't give up. You're not that bad..."

JHalc:
"Show some belief."

Dennis:
"Belief? Belief in--what are you two on about?!"

Michaels:
"You see, the problem with you, Adam, is that the glass is always half empty. You look at life the entire wrong way. You need to take that glass and flip it over, so that it's half full!"

JHalc:
"...urmm, dude. That's a frown."

Michaels:
"What's a frown?"

JHalc:
"What you were referring to..."

Michaels:
"Jay, I'm talking glasses here. Perspectives on life. The metaphorical underbelly of the mind. It's real high level stuff. I wouldn't expect you to understand...I know what I'm talking about."

Dennis:
"Clearly....."

Michaels:
"...are you threatening me?!"

JHalc:
"He doesn't like being threatened..."

Dennis:
"I know! You already told me that..."

JHalc:
"So why didn't you take note? You know, I'm not at all surprised you lost your job. You should be grateful we got you this gig."

Dennis:
"...help me."

Michaels:
"And that's what we're trying to do, Adam. Positive attitude. That's what it's all about. Management realised you sucked balls at commentary and so they replaced you. That's a negative. But we, out of the goodness of our hearts, got you another role in the company. That's a positive. I mean, you obviously have a burning desire to punch me in the face or tell me I suck. You slander me on commentary every week, so turn that glass upside down, turn that negative into a positive and say it all to my face right now. Punch me, even. Let it out! Show me your manhood!"

JHalc:
"...if you could not actually to the last part, that would be great."

Adam Dennis, who's tolerance levels have been tested for over a year on commentary just having to watch Michaels and JHalc every week were through the roof, are now just ready to explode. Dennis' face is turning bright red, as he looks at the pair, Michaels in particular, and is really considering punching him square in the jaw. Alas, however, the courage simply doesn't muster to the needed levels and his clenched fist beside him uncoils. JHalc looks on, with a sympathetic look. He walks over to the fallen commentator and puts his arm around his shoulders.

JHalc:
"It's OK. Sometimes it takes a while to find that inner positivity. We'll get there though."

Adam is really drained at this point, giving of a huge sigh of defeat.

Dennis:
"Look, would you guys please just leave me alone? I've just lost the one thing I love doing and if I am being forced into being an interviewer, I need to go and prepare for the rest of the evening."

JHalc looks at Adam, slightly puzzled.

JHalc:
"Oh you didn't know?"

Dennis:
"...know what?!"

As Adam Dennis looks to his left at JHalc, suddenly Michaels drops his mic and launches his right cowboy boot into the air, cracking Dennis in the jaw with some Shattered Teeth Symphony! The crowd roars, as Dennis falls backwards and collapses on the ropes. JHalc drops his mic and turns around, looking rather annoyed. Nova intervenes and states she'll take one moment. She wanders over to the ropes where Adam is and yanks them back. His carcus flops around and JHalc kicks him in the gut, placing his head in between his legs. He pops his hips and pulls the weighty Dennis up onto his shoulders. Michaels then, after regaining his balance from the Superkick, jogs around and jumps into the air, catching Dennis in the back with his knees as JHalc brings him down, nailing the disgraced commentator with The Devolver! Adam Dennis is flat out in the centre of the ring, as Michaels stand back up and shakes his head at the man that has slated him for well over a year each and every night. However, the misery is not over, as Michaels suddenly drops to one knee and points over his head towards one of the corners. JHalc immediately turns around and wanders over, climbing up onto the top rope. He looks down at Dennis before leaping off, flying through the air and delivering a spectacular Leg Drop, JHalc's new finishing move known as The Last Laugh! The crowd cheers, as D-Volution has done them all a favour. Jay then dusts himself off and picks up the mic he dropped earlier and stands over Dennis.

JHalc:
"...we were lying!"

Michaels twirls the microphone in his right hand, before kneeling down next to the out cold former commentator.

Michaels:
"You are simply the dumbest bastard I have ever met. Unemployment called. It's for you."

Michaels and Jay high five one another, before Nova hands their respective titles. The two men place the endless gold over each of their shoulders, before Michaels has one last thing to say.

Michaels:
"The replacement better be good...because if he isn't, there will be hell to pay!"

JHalc:
"Relax...I heard the new guy like Nachos!"

Michaels:
"Now that I can dance to...Oh! I almost forgot...TWO WORDS!"

Crowd:
"SUCK IT!!!!"

...and with a parting message and a crotch chop form the World Heavyweight Champion, D-Volution head to the corners and climb up, holding the World Heavyweight, Intercontinental and Tag Team Championships up into the air as their theme music plays in the background.

Cedar:
"Well thank GOD for that! If anyone in management is listening in the back, I am just fine doing this on my own. I have had enough of terrible colour commentators for long enough. Lets just have tonight as a celebration that that dumb idiot is finally gone!"

D-Volution make their way out of the ring, pleased with their night's work as that was something they've wanted to do for a long ass time. The cost of admittance tonight has already be completely worth it. Cedar, however, might just be getting ahead of himself...

Cedar:
"Well ladies and gentlemen, looks as though I'll just be calling the matches tonight. So we'll be right ba--"

Cedar, who was talking down the camera in front of him, suddenly stops mid sentence as a hand rests on his shoulder. A clunk of the headphones can be heard, as Cedar looks up to his left in horror. The man holding his shoulder sits down was a sarcastic look across his face and greets the audience...in the only way he can...

Joey Miles:
"Sup, fuckers?"

The shows fades out to a commercial break, as Cedar looks at his returning broadcast partner, Joey Miles, like he has just seen a ghost. The greatest night of the year for Cedar just suddenly turned into the worst...

Poor Adam. Sad

This was entertaining, though.

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TeamJoker Posts : 1189 Join date : 2013-07-21 Age : 34

Who doesn't like nachos?

Funny, I'm the only guy that didn't want Miles back and I end up writing his return.

We rock.

TeamJoker Posts : 1189 Join date : 2013-07-21 Age : 34

And I didn't have to change but one line in your part.

It pieced together perfectly. Well as long as I didn't fuck up in the opening half.

I was expecting you to change everything I wrote tbh. I don't always get JHalc's dialogue right.

For the record, I didn't want Joey back either till Snoopz told me that whole "No one will get mad if you use him wrong and you can use him however you want." Funny

Awesome promo, like always. I enjoyed reading this a lot, and my favorite part would have to be when they were getting "interviewed" in the ring. Awesome work. clap

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TeamJoker Posts : 1189 Join date : 2013-07-21 Age : 34

I could never stand Adam Dennis.

So happy to have Joey back.

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