I discussed this with Abdel and we are both in agreement we want to go hardcore with our Texas Death match. However, we want a twist on it that you really don't see often, a limited list of what is allowed to be used. Every fedder is allowed to nominate one weapon that can be seen inside the posts by Abdel or myself. Once a weapon is nominated it is set and it is up to the next person to think of something different. So things ringside already set up, commentary tables, the stage lights, etc, theyre already included no matter what, but we couldnt use tables otherwise unless someone would list it.

Axel - Steel Chain
Snoopz - Weed Whacker

Weed whacker.

Dildos

Enema Pills

Seriously people, be realistic here. I am not going to be using bullshit stuff such as dildos and enema pills with this >.> If this was a fans bring the weapons match, maybe it would be fitting, but no.

You're no fun.

A car muffler.

Do you know how much it will hurt to hit another man with a dildo?




Not his body, his pride.

A blue brick.

It has to be blue

A midget.

I said this to Teej, and he went against it a good bit, minky sealed it. This thread idea is done, just gonna be doing a regular post vs Abdel with whatever...I figured maybe yall would actually work for the ideas but I see you cant.

Nah don't do that Axel. Here are some:

- Tennis Racquet.
- Blow Dryer.
- Baseball Bat.
- Microphone stand.

A syringe filled with AIDS infected blood. I wanted to get in on this but Axel already threw a hissy fit.

A full English breakfast, a muffin and two cups of coffee.

The crowd will be hungry for it.

Ring bell

Axel, it's your own fault. You didn't specify that they couldn't be ridiculous or anything.

If that was the case, you should have told us to choose from this list: http://www.wrestling-caricatures.com/id156.html

Mine was a bit much, I'll give it that much. What's wrong with a car muffler? Nothing. It can be buried deep underneath the ring. Not too farfetched.

Uhhh. I dunno for Axel but I would've wanted to use a dildo.

I'll discuss this with him though.

I've seen this elsewhere, so skewers and the such.

I like Mink's suggestion of a midget.

If I was doing this, I'd totally use a midget.

And I'd use all the other suggestions, and I'd damn well make them work, because I'm that awesome.

I specially like Mike's suggestion. Dammit Axel

What's stopping you from doing it Abdel?   

Anyways.  A 42" plasma TV.

I dont know about others, but its like this is being contested in a junk yard, not a wrestling arena....

It's XWA, we just throw random shit from our homes under the ring and pull out what fits.  

Alex once used a piano. He lost.

You dont need some crazy ass weapons to make it an awesome hardcore match, just depends how you use the weapons.