CURRENT STANDINGS

[x] = clinched playoff berth

EAST:
[x] 3. Ryan's Rad Team (8-4)
9. Clown Town Bliggas (6-6)
11. The Carny Army (5-7)
13. Abdel's Team (3-9)

NORTH:
[x] 4. MexiHawks (7-5)
8. Alex's Team (7-5)
10. Moose Nuggets (6-6)
12. Barn Cows (4-8)

SOUTH:
[x] 2. Merlin Olsen Twins (9-3)
[x] 7. Ball Fondlers (7-5)
15. The Bridgeburners (3-9)
16. The Good Dogs (2-10)

WEST:
[x] 1. Coochie Men (9-3)
[x] 5. The Romie Return (9-3)
[x] 6. Attitude City Ninjas (8-4)
14. Huh's Red Donalds (3-9)

*On a technicality, Ball Fondlers (JHalc) isn't exactly "clinched" buuut there's only one scenario where he misses out and that's a loss & a Bliggas win. But then the points scored differential is absurd though so he's essentially 100% clinched.


Now here's a list of the seeds and how each team could possibly land in each spot:
*If there's like a 70-80+ point differential that can be outscored I'm not going to include it in the scenarios. It's just extremely unlikely, however with the major booms & busts throughout this season, you never know.


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#1 Seed

Coochie Men (Mack), The Romie Return (TJ), Merlin Olsen Twins (Pat)

Coochie Men:
Win & Pat loss
OR
Win + maintain 19.5 point lead over Pat regardless of their result
OR
Loss & TJ/Pat losses + maintain 19.5 point lead over Pat

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The Romie Return:
Win & Mack/Pat losses
OR
Win & Mack loss + maintain 60.5 point lead over Pat regardless of their result

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Merlin Olsen Twins:
Win & Mack/TJ losses
OR
Win & outscore Mack (by 20+) & TJ (by 61+) regardless of their results

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#2 Seed

Coochie Men (Mack), The Romie Return (TJ), Merlin Olsen Twins (Pat)

Whichever team takes the #1 seed, the other 2 will compete for the #2 seed. Either they win & the other one loses or they maintain/outscore the current point differentials listed above. TJ's only eligible for the #1 or #2 seed IF he wins AND Mack loses in Week 13. However, he would most likely jump to the #1 seed in that case (if he maintains a 60.5 point lead over Pat or Pat loses)

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#3 Seed

Ryan's Rad Team (Red Sox), MexiHawks (Mexi), Alex's Team (Alex)

Ryan's Rad Team:
Win
OR
Loss & Mexi/Alex losses
OR
Loss & Mexi loss + outscore Alex (by 3+) regardless of their result

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MexiHawks:
Win & Red Sox loss

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Alex's Team:
Win & Red Sox/Mexi losses + maintain 2.5 point lead over Red Sox

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#4 Seed

Ryan's Rad Team (Red Sox), MexiHawks (Mexi), Alex's Team (Alex)

Ryan's Rad Team:
Loss & Mexi or Alex win (+ Alex maintains 2.5 point lead)

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MexiHawks:
Loss & Alex loss

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Alex's Team:
Win & Mexi Loss + Red Sox win or outscored by 3+

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#5 Seed

Coochie Men (Mack), The Romie Return (TJ), Attitude City Ninjas (Snoopz)

Coochie Men:
Loss & TJ win & Snoopz loss
OR
Loss & TJ win & outscore Snoopz (by 38+) regardless of their result

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The Romie Return:
Win & Mack win
OR
Loss & Snoopz loss
OR
Loss + maintain 3.5 point lead over Snoopz regardless of their result

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Attitude City Ninjas:
Win & TJ/Mack loss (outscore TJ by 4+ or maintain 37.5 point lead over Mack)

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#6 Seed

Coochie Men (Mack), The Romie Return (TJ), Attitude City Ninjas (Snoopz), Ball Fondlers (JHalc)

- Whoever falls short in the #5 seed scenarios.

OR (longshot)

Ball Fondlers:
Beat Snoopz + outscore by 63+ (they are facing each other in Week 13)

*63 points is the biggest deficit I decided to include in these scenarios, mainly because they're going against each other so that's kinda dope that JHalc could pass Snoopz in seeding if he destroyed him in the final week

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#7 Seed

Attitude City Ninjas (Snoopz), Ball Fondlers (JHalc), MexiHawks (Mexi), Alex's Team (Alex)

Attitude City Ninjas:
If Snoopz loses the above #6 seed scenario

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Otherwise, assuming Snoopz is a top 6 seed:

Ball Fondlers:
Win
OR
Loss & Alex loss

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MexiHawks:
Loss & Alex win & JHalc loss + maintain 39 point lead over JHalc

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Alex's Team:
Win & Mexi win & JHalc loss

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#8 Seed

Ball Fondlers (JHalc), MexiHawks (Mexi), Alex's Team (Alex), Clown Town Bliggas (Smurf)

Ball Fondlers:
Loss & Mexi/Alex wins
OR
Loss & Alex win & Mexi loss + Mexi maintains 39 point lead

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MexiHawks:
Loss & Alex/JHalc wins
OR
Loss & Alex win & JHalc loss (but outscores Mexi by 39.5+)

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Alex's Team:
Loss & Smurf loss
OR
Loss & maintain 47.5 point lead over Smurf regardless of their result

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Clown Town Bliggas:
Win & Alex loss + outscore Alex by 47.5+

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How CB can not finish in 16th place:

Win against Rellim & outscore him by 25+
OR
Win against Rellim & Huh loss + outscore Huh by 46.5+

Each team's HIGHEST & LOWEST possible seed (and everything in between):

1. Coochie Men: 1, 2, 5, 6
Highest - 1st
Lowest - 6th

2. Merlin Olsen Twins: 1, 2
Highest - 1st
Lowest - 2nd

3. Ryan's Rad Team: 3, 4
Highest - 3rd
Lowest - 4th

4. MexiHawks: 3, 4, 7, 8
Highest - 3rd
Lowest - 8th

5. The Romie Return: 1, 2, 5, 6
Highest - 1st
Lowest - 6th

6. Attitude City Ninjas: 5, 6, 7
Highest - 5th
Lowest - 7th

7. Ball Fondlers: 6, 7, 8
Highest - 6th
Lowest - 8th

8. Alex's Team: 3, 4, 7, 8, out
Highest - 3rd
Lowest - Miss playoffs

9. Clown Town Bliggas: 8, out
Highest - 8th
Lowest - Miss playoffs