XWA Hardcore Championship

Wrestlers can only be disqualified if someone is thrown over the top rope

Music hits.

Pirate enters. Says generic Pirate shit. Waves at TJ.

TJ is waving back.

David's music hits. Enters the ring. Superkicks Pirate in the nuts. Pirate almost dies. Out cold on the mat.

Commentary flips out or some shit, whatever.

David lays on the mat and pulls Pirate's arm on over himself.

123.

Shit is over. New champion.

David gets up, snaps his fingers and Thanos' the fuck outta' there. He's dead.

The end.